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kerber Posted - 06/09/2006 : 14:10:01
nigde nisam nasao ovakav topik i bas me zanima zasto ga do sad nije bilo..
danas sam na stripovi org procitao jedan vixc, malo je dugacak,ali nisam se toliko smijao,ko zna od kada :))
............

Jednog dana upoznala sam jednog divnog gospodina I zaljubila se. Kada je postalo jasno da cemo se uzeti, odlucila sam da prestanem da jedem pasulj.
Nekoliko meseci kasnije, na moj rodjendan, pokvario mi se auto dok sam se vracala kuci s posla. S obzirom da sam zivela na selu, pozvala sam muza i rekla mu da cu kasniti, jer sam morala da odpesacim kuci. Iduci tako, uz put sam naisla na jednu malu krcmu iz koje se sirio miris
pasulja i ja jednostavno nisam mogla da odolim. Posto sam imala pred sobom da prepesacim jos milje i milje, predpostavila sam da cu se putem osloboditi svih nuspojava dok ne stignem kuci. Usla sam u krcmu i za cas posla sam ''sredila'' tri porcije pasulja. Kada sam nastavila da
pesacim, potrudila sam se da oslobodim sav gas.
Kada sam stigla, moj muz je bio radostan sto me vidi i veselo je rekao:
''Draga, imam iznenadjenje za veceru!''
Zatim mi je stavio povez preko ociju i odveo me do stolice za stolom za veceravanje. Sela sam, i bas kad je hteo da mi skine povez, zazvonio je telefon. Naterao me je da mu obecam da necu dirati povez dok se ne vrati, i otisao da se javi.
Pasulj koji sam pojela je jos uvek radio i pritisak je postao nepodnosljiv, tako da sam iskoristila priliku dok se moj muz ne vrati, nagla se na jednu stranu i 'pustila' jedan. Ne samo da je bio glasan, nego je i smrdeo kao kada kamion s djubrivom, prolazeci pored pilane, pregazi tvora. Uzela sam salvetu s krila i zustro oduvala smrad. Zatim sam se nagla na drugu stranu i odvalila jos tri. Smrad je bio gori od kuvanja kupusa. Naculivsi usi na telefonski razgovor u susednoj sobi, nastavila sam ovako da nizem narednih nekoliko minuta. Zadovoljstvo je bilo neopisivo. Kada je pozdravljanje preko telefona oznacilo kraj moje slobode, ucinila sam jos nekoliko brzih kruznih pokreta salvetom da razduvam sve, vratila salvetu na krilo i uz osecaj zadovoljstva i olaksanja, spustila ruke na krilo.
Lice mi je sigurno odavalo najneviniji moguc izraz kada se moj muz vratio i izvinuo sto se tako dugo zadrzao. Pitao me jesam li virila a ja sam ga uverila da nisam. U tom trenutku, skinuo mi je povez i dvanaest gostiju koji su sedeli za stolom u glas je uzviknulo: ''Srecan rodjendan!!!'' Pala sam u nesvest.



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panzer Posted - 13/12/2018 : 12:22:00
And so once again the Creeper commits the most henious crime a woman can imagine: He takes a telephone away from her in a middle of a call.

Alfred Hitchcock
nagor Posted - 11/12/2018 : 22:26:11
markolar Posted - 10/12/2018 : 20:02:01
quote:
Originally posted by MSBlueberry

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Originally posted by markolar

quote:
Originally posted by MSBlueberry

Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?



Pa leopard

Jeli leopard narkoman ili pijanica?



Ni jedno ni drugo ali je mama ipak zabrinuta.
solar Posted - 09/12/2018 : 23:09:09
supermark Posted - 09/12/2018 : 22:54:56
quote:
Originally posted by MSBlueberry

quote:
Originally posted by markolar

quote:
Originally posted by MSBlueberry

Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?



Pa leopard

Jeli leopard narkoman ili pijanica?



Još gore, realovac
nagor Posted - 09/12/2018 : 21:43:17
Leopard je mesojed. Kužiš? :)
MSBlueberry Posted - 09/12/2018 : 21:09:26
quote:
Originally posted by markolar

quote:
Originally posted by MSBlueberry

Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?



Pa leopard

Jeli leopard narkoman ili pijanica?
Windwalker Posted - 09/12/2018 : 19:22:33
quote:
Originally posted by MSBlueberry

Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?


To leopard kaže malom lanetu.
A što mu točno viče, probaj pogoditi.
markolar Posted - 09/12/2018 : 19:21:24
quote:
Originally posted by MSBlueberry

Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?



Pa leopard
Oki Posted - 09/12/2018 : 18:53:26

MSBlueberry Posted - 09/12/2018 : 18:51:25
Ono ˝šta tvoja mater viče u vezi čega?˝, ko to govori?
Hercule Poirot Posted - 09/12/2018 : 15:51:00
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Originally posted by Poli


Isuse, u sta se pretvorise Plitvice!? Jeste da nisam bio par godina, ali ovo je bilo brzo!








Hercule Poirot Posted - 09/12/2018 : 15:49:53
quote:
Originally posted by nagor





izivko Posted - 08/12/2018 : 19:23:49
...nisam stao, normalno, nikad čuo za to mjesto...

panzer Posted - 06/12/2018 : 14:56:59
Three monks were sitting by the side of a lake in meditation. Suddenly, the first monk got up and said, “I forgot to put my underwear out to dry!” and miraculously walked on the water, across the lake, and into his hut, before promptly returning.

Before long, the second monk jumped up and said, “I forgot to flush the toilet” and immediately got up and strolled on top of water, into his hut, and came back again, in the same amazing way.

The third monk thought, “These monks think they have some sort of superior meditation technique and are just showing off. I can do that easily. I’m a far better meditator then they’ll ever be.” The monk stood up, attempted to confidently walk on water, and immediately fell into the lake. He got out, psyched himself up, and tried again. The same thing happened. Before long, he was completely soaked.

The other two monks calmly watched the scene, and then one monk said to the other, “Shall we tell him where the stones are?”
solar Posted - 06/12/2018 : 14:20:02
nagor Posted - 06/12/2018 : 14:07:48
Poli Posted - 06/12/2018 : 12:54:19




izivko Posted - 05/12/2018 : 15:38:26
Nakurnjak

nagor Posted - 05/12/2018 : 11:19:32
nagor Posted - 03/12/2018 : 21:20:42
Čekaj samo da vidiš Lokvarsko jezero u Gorskom kotaru.

https://www.index.hr/magazin/clanak/netko-je-napisao-da-su-ovo-plitvice-sprdnja-balkanaca-na-twitteru-je-nemoguca/2041923.aspx
King Warrior Posted - 03/12/2018 : 21:16:14
Na Plitvicama izgleda komarci veliki ko slonovi.
lwood Posted - 03/12/2018 : 12:45:19
quote:
Originally posted by Poli


Isuse, u sta se pretvorise Plitvice!? Jeste da nisam bio par godina, ali ovo je bilo brzo!








Poli Posted - 03/12/2018 : 12:39:21

Isuse, u sta se pretvorise Plitvice!? Jeste da nisam bio par godina, ali ovo je bilo brzo!




verab Posted - 03/12/2018 : 10:58:27

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