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| kerber |
Posted - 06/09/2006 : 14:10:01
nigde nisam nasao ovakav topik i bas me zanima zasto ga do sad nije bilo..
danas sam na stripovi org procitao jedan vixc, malo je dugacak,ali nisam se toliko smijao,ko zna od kada :))
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Jednog dana upoznala sam jednog divnog gospodina I zaljubila se. Kada je postalo jasno da cemo se uzeti, odlucila sam da prestanem da jedem pasulj.
Nekoliko meseci kasnije, na moj rodjendan, pokvario mi se auto dok sam se vracala kuci s posla. S obzirom da sam zivela na selu, pozvala sam muza i rekla mu da cu kasniti, jer sam morala da odpesacim kuci. Iduci tako, uz put sam naisla na jednu malu krcmu iz koje se sirio miris
pasulja i ja jednostavno nisam mogla da odolim. Posto sam imala pred sobom da prepesacim jos milje i milje, predpostavila sam da cu se putem osloboditi svih nuspojava dok ne stignem kuci. Usla sam u krcmu i za cas posla sam ''sredila'' tri porcije pasulja. Kada sam nastavila da
pesacim, potrudila sam se da oslobodim sav gas.
Kada sam stigla, moj muz je bio radostan sto me vidi i veselo je rekao:
''Draga, imam iznenadjenje za veceru!''
Zatim mi je stavio povez preko ociju i odveo me do stolice za stolom za veceravanje. Sela sam, i bas kad je hteo da mi skine povez, zazvonio je telefon. Naterao me je da mu obecam da necu dirati povez dok se ne vrati, i otisao da se javi.
Pasulj koji sam pojela je jos uvek radio i pritisak je postao nepodnosljiv, tako da sam iskoristila priliku dok se moj muz ne vrati, nagla se na jednu stranu i 'pustila' jedan. Ne samo da je bio glasan, nego je i smrdeo kao kada kamion s djubrivom, prolazeci pored pilane, pregazi tvora. Uzela sam salvetu s krila i zustro oduvala smrad. Zatim sam se nagla na drugu stranu i odvalila jos tri. Smrad je bio gori od kuvanja kupusa. Naculivsi usi na telefonski razgovor u susednoj sobi, nastavila sam ovako da nizem narednih nekoliko minuta. Zadovoljstvo je bilo neopisivo. Kada je pozdravljanje preko telefona oznacilo kraj moje slobode, ucinila sam jos nekoliko brzih kruznih pokreta salvetom da razduvam sve, vratila salvetu na krilo i uz osecaj zadovoljstva i olaksanja, spustila ruke na krilo.
Lice mi je sigurno odavalo najneviniji moguc izraz kada se moj muz vratio i izvinuo sto se tako dugo zadrzao. Pitao me jesam li virila a ja sam ga uverila da nisam. U tom trenutku, skinuo mi je povez i dvanaest gostiju koji su sedeli za stolom u glas je uzviknulo: ''Srecan rodjendan!!!'' Pala sam u nesvest.
ZIVELA STRIPOSLAVIJA |
| 25 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Poli |
Posted - 19/09/2023 : 14:52:51
Istina o vanzemaljcu:
https://imgur.com/MbmLKsi
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| lwood |
Posted - 16/09/2023 : 14:08:47
[url=https://postimages.org/] [/url] |
| Poli |
Posted - 15/09/2023 : 15:55:00
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| Poli |
Posted - 15/09/2023 : 13:32:23
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| Quebrasco |
Posted - 12/09/2023 : 22:24:34
"Svemir" ima gadan smisao za ironiju... 
https://dailycaller.com/2023/09/11/unvaccinated-novak-djokovic-moderna-shot-of-the-day-us-open-championship-tennis-espn/ |
| Quebrasco |
Posted - 12/09/2023 : 22:04:25
quote:
Originally posted by izivko
Na 5,55 
Nešto se publika slabo smije na ovo od 5:55... nekako "kiselo"... |
| izivko |
Posted - 12/09/2023 : 14:05:56
Dobar je i ovaj o ratu u Ukrajini.
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| izivko |
Posted - 12/09/2023 : 14:04:12
Na 5,55
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| naker |
Posted - 12/09/2023 : 12:18:06
Seme je jako.
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| lwood |
Posted - 10/09/2023 : 17:11:54
[url=https://postimages.org/] [/url] |
| Poli |
Posted - 07/09/2023 : 16:45:11
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| Poli |
Posted - 06/09/2023 : 12:01:32
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| Poli |
Posted - 04/09/2023 : 07:51:24
Edi Rama, legenda ... 
Na Blejskom strateskom forumu:
- To do a final quick round Prime Minister Rama, there is a legend here in Bled, which goes that if you ring the wishing bell in the church tower here in Bled island at least three times, your wish actually might come true. I don’t know whether we have time to actually do it, but hypothetically speaking, moving forward for your own country, what is the wish, particularly in regards to the country’s future in Europe?
Prime Minister Edi Rama: First of all, I have to say that I am not impatient at all. I used to be impatient a lot before starting the accession negotiations, because it looked very neurotic that they were telling us “we want to marry you, but we don’t want to talk to you.” Now that we are talking, we are fine. We will do our job, because after all, the whole process of the accession talks is not to convince the EU that we are fit for it, but it is about transforming our own country and the accession talks, in my view, are the most incredible know-how transfer on the state building process that human kind has ever created. Going back to the wish, and I don’t want to sound dark here, but I was listening to Dritan, from the sun and fund country, who mentioned something which is very important. There is a very natural and it should certainly be like that, because the EU is about values, it is about very important principles and this is what has created it as a peace project based on the very values and principles that Ukraine should be seen like a possible EU member state. But I wish this won’t be to the detriment of the Western Balkans. Otherwise, as Dritan was talking, I was looking and thinking: “Who should attack who in this panel in order to get the EU membership faster together with Ukraine. And Bulgaria can easily attack North Macedonia, Croatia can easily attack Serbia, Serbia can easily attack Kosovo, Bosnia can attack itself, no problem. In the meantime, I am sure that if we ask the Greeks to do us the favour, they will be pleased to attack us. Montenegro can play dead in the beach and this way can be all ready to join the train with Ukraine. This is the way I would sum it up.
I know it sounds a bit dark, but after this Russian plane story we are bit puzzled. Concluding in a different note, I don’t know whether you have heard about Russia having this negotiation to unify the time, since they have a nine-hour difference from one part of the country to the other, and the Russian Prime Minister went to Putin and told him: Mr. President, we have a problem. I sent my family on holidays and I called them to tell them “good night”, but it was already morning and they were on the beach. I called Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his anniversary, but he said that his anniversary is tomorrow. I called Xi Jinping to wish him a Happy New Year, but I was told it is still the old year there. And Putin replies: Yes, it has happened to me too. I called Prigozhin to say “sorry for your loss”, but the plane had to take off yet.
I ova aktualna o Putleru na videu:
https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1698409181387112602
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| izivko |
Posted - 31/08/2023 : 23:28:44
Stiže jesen
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| lwood |
Posted - 31/08/2023 : 21:51:33
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| izivko |
Posted - 31/08/2023 : 21:41:34
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| izivko |
Posted - 31/08/2023 : 21:37:40
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| izivko |
Posted - 31/08/2023 : 11:49:42
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| lwood |
Posted - 30/08/2023 : 17:52:13
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| Oki |
Posted - 30/08/2023 : 16:51:53
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| Oki |
Posted - 30/08/2023 : 16:49:53
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| panzer |
Posted - 29/08/2023 : 20:44:55
A man buys a robot that slaps people when they tell a lie.
He decides to test it on his family at dinner that night.
The man asked his son, "Son, what did you do after school today?"
The son replied, "Oh, I just did some homework" and the robot slapped the son.
The son said, "Okay I actually watched a movie with my friends".
The father asked, "What was the movie?"
The son said, "Star Wars, Episode 5". The robot slapped the son. The son stammered "Okay it was Showgirls".
The father laughed, "Ugh, I would never watch movies like that". The robot slapped the dad.
The mom laughed, "He certainly is your son". The robot slapped the mom. |
| lwood |
Posted - 27/08/2023 : 21:42:07
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| mladjo |
Posted - 27/08/2023 : 16:42:09
Jak mi je lak na noktima :D |
| lwood |
Posted - 27/08/2023 : 14:10:55
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