forum.stripovi.com
forum.stripovi.com
Home | Profile | Register | Active Topics | Active Polls | Aukcije | Private Messages | Members | Search | FAQ
Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 www.stripovi.com - svaštara - off topic diskusije
 Svaštara
 VICEVI !!!

Note: You must be registered in order to post a reply.
To register, click here. Registration is FREE!

Screensize:
UserName:
Password:
Format Mode:
Format: BoldItalicizedUnderlineStrikethrough Align LeftCenteredAlign Right Horizontal Rule Insert HyperlinkInsert EmailYoutubeInsert Image Insert CodeInsert QuoteInsert List
   
Message:

Smilies
Angry [:(!] Approve [^] Big Smile [:D] Black Eye [B)]
Blush [:I] Clown [:o)] Cool [8D] Dead [xx(]
Disapprove [V] Eight Ball [8] Evil [}:)] Facepalm [facepalm]
Hail [hail] Kisses [:X] LOL [lol] Mister No [mrno]
Pirat [pirat] Question [?] Sad [:(] Shock [:O]
Shy [8)] Sleepy [|)] Smile [:)] Tongue [:P]
Wink [;)] Zagor! [zagor]    

   -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON
Check here to include your profile signature.
    

T O P I C    R E V I E W
kerber Posted - 06/09/2006 : 14:10:01
nigde nisam nasao ovakav topik i bas me zanima zasto ga do sad nije bilo..
danas sam na stripovi org procitao jedan vixc, malo je dugacak,ali nisam se toliko smijao,ko zna od kada :))
............

Jednog dana upoznala sam jednog divnog gospodina I zaljubila se. Kada je postalo jasno da cemo se uzeti, odlucila sam da prestanem da jedem pasulj.
Nekoliko meseci kasnije, na moj rodjendan, pokvario mi se auto dok sam se vracala kuci s posla. S obzirom da sam zivela na selu, pozvala sam muza i rekla mu da cu kasniti, jer sam morala da odpesacim kuci. Iduci tako, uz put sam naisla na jednu malu krcmu iz koje se sirio miris
pasulja i ja jednostavno nisam mogla da odolim. Posto sam imala pred sobom da prepesacim jos milje i milje, predpostavila sam da cu se putem osloboditi svih nuspojava dok ne stignem kuci. Usla sam u krcmu i za cas posla sam ''sredila'' tri porcije pasulja. Kada sam nastavila da
pesacim, potrudila sam se da oslobodim sav gas.
Kada sam stigla, moj muz je bio radostan sto me vidi i veselo je rekao:
''Draga, imam iznenadjenje za veceru!''
Zatim mi je stavio povez preko ociju i odveo me do stolice za stolom za veceravanje. Sela sam, i bas kad je hteo da mi skine povez, zazvonio je telefon. Naterao me je da mu obecam da necu dirati povez dok se ne vrati, i otisao da se javi.
Pasulj koji sam pojela je jos uvek radio i pritisak je postao nepodnosljiv, tako da sam iskoristila priliku dok se moj muz ne vrati, nagla se na jednu stranu i 'pustila' jedan. Ne samo da je bio glasan, nego je i smrdeo kao kada kamion s djubrivom, prolazeci pored pilane, pregazi tvora. Uzela sam salvetu s krila i zustro oduvala smrad. Zatim sam se nagla na drugu stranu i odvalila jos tri. Smrad je bio gori od kuvanja kupusa. Naculivsi usi na telefonski razgovor u susednoj sobi, nastavila sam ovako da nizem narednih nekoliko minuta. Zadovoljstvo je bilo neopisivo. Kada je pozdravljanje preko telefona oznacilo kraj moje slobode, ucinila sam jos nekoliko brzih kruznih pokreta salvetom da razduvam sve, vratila salvetu na krilo i uz osecaj zadovoljstva i olaksanja, spustila ruke na krilo.
Lice mi je sigurno odavalo najneviniji moguc izraz kada se moj muz vratio i izvinuo sto se tako dugo zadrzao. Pitao me jesam li virila a ja sam ga uverila da nisam. U tom trenutku, skinuo mi je povez i dvanaest gostiju koji su sedeli za stolom u glas je uzviknulo: ''Srecan rodjendan!!!'' Pala sam u nesvest.



ZIVELA STRIPOSLAVIJA
25   L A T E S T    R E P L I E S    (Newest First)
lwood Posted - 25/11/2022 : 21:50:41
quote:
Originally posted by verab






verab Posted - 25/11/2022 : 21:48:46
verab Posted - 25/11/2022 : 12:39:59
panzer Posted - 20/11/2022 : 07:20:59
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”

The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”

“Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.

The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”

“No problem,” replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.

He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be…and suddenly…

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster!

“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.

WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!

He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!

The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and , unbelievably, the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”

The old man whispers, “Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”
naker Posted - 15/11/2022 : 18:11:33
Rasprave srpski vs. hrvatski znaju da zamore pored ovakvih bisera



Koji šabani, pa svi znaju da je pravilno виллаге.
panzer Posted - 02/11/2022 : 20:15:17
Hercule Poirot Posted - 29/10/2022 : 19:28:43
quote:
Originally posted by panzer





panzer Posted - 29/10/2022 : 08:13:22
velka031 Posted - 27/10/2022 : 09:48:46
quote:
Originally posted by panzer

https://imgur.io/8grwxiJ



velka031 Posted - 27/10/2022 : 09:48:13
quote:
Originally posted by Oki

[url=https://postimages.org/][/url]



panzer Posted - 25/10/2022 : 21:36:07
https://imgur.io/8grwxiJ
xilrion Posted - 22/10/2022 : 18:55:00
https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=5662x8
lwood Posted - 24/09/2022 : 07:16:34
https://www.jutarnji.hr/vijesti/hrvatska/u-opcini-kod-imotskog-katolici-u-manjini-to-je-neka-greska-imali-smo-neki-pad-ali-ovo-15251314
Oki Posted - 23/09/2022 : 19:49:39
[url=https://postimages.org/][/url]
panzer Posted - 23/09/2022 : 17:57:50
https://twitter.com/V_its_me888/status/1572961276707442690
panzer Posted - 17/09/2022 : 07:05:48
https://imgur.com/gallery/ve5o7RL
verab Posted - 09/09/2022 : 00:23:18
panzer Posted - 26/08/2022 : 07:25:20
https://mas.to/@yogthos/108886128353664261
verab Posted - 23/08/2022 : 22:39:26
Poli Posted - 10/08/2022 : 22:39:40

rekose oni, ajde da se vjencamo prije sve ode u prdekaru... samo, nesto mi ona trijezna izgleda
https://twitter.com/lilygrutcher/status/1556712354133512194


Poli Posted - 09/08/2022 : 19:43:44



lwood Posted - 09/08/2022 : 17:08:58
https://www.index.hr/mobile/clanak.aspx?category=magazin&id=2386185&index_ref=naslovnica_magazin_ostalo_m a tek komentari
Poli Posted - 03/08/2022 : 12:57:18

Puxa vida! Ode nam Hulk...
https://www.index.hr/magazin/clanak/umro-brazilac-koji-je-u-misice-ubrizgavao-otrovne-injekcije-zelio-je-biti-kao-hulk/2384879.aspx

lwood Posted - 03/08/2022 : 10:19:15
https://www.index.hr/mobile/clanak.aspx?category=magazin&id=2384781&index_ref=naslovnica_magazin_ostalo_m do podne se osjecan ka frizider a posli podne ka gusjenica
verab Posted - 17/07/2022 : 15:55:23
hehe

ja sam "nothing but a dam communist" (ko i markos, da ne kažem i isus:))

inače, treba čitati originalnu englesku verziju, urnebesnija je.

forum.stripovi.com © 2000-2002 Snitz Communications Go To Top Of Page
This page was generated in 0.09 seconds. Snitz Forums 2000