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mali od palube
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Mali
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Risar_69
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drogsy
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Croatia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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acestroke
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USA
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 Posted - 20/05/2010 : 00:30:46
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A new guy in town was chatting with his neighbor when they saw two women walking toward them.
"Shit", the new guy said. "Here comes my wife, and she's with the woman I've just started fucking on the side. I better hide."
"Damn", the neighbor said. "You took the words right out of my mouth." |
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kerber
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Fyro Macedonia
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 20/05/2010 : 15:49:50
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A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a professional athlete who's a total idiot! I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives."
His wife said, "Thank you." |
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acestroke
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Posted - 21/05/2010 : 19:47:06
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A single man has a flat stomach because when he opens his fridge he says, "Fuck it, the same thing again!", and then he goes to bed.
A married man has a big stomach because when he goes to bed he says, "Fuck it, the same thing again!", and then goes and opens his fridge. |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
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Posted - 23/05/2010 : 17:55:01
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"Your sexual dysfunction can be corrected," the doctor told his patient, "but it would be very expensive. One procedure costs $14,000 and is about 70 percent effective. Another procedure costs $20,000, and is 100 percent effective."
The doctor advised the man to go home and talk it over with his wife before making a decision.
The next morning the man returned to the doctor's office.
"Well, I'm surprised to see you back so quickly," the doctor said. "Which procedure have you decided on?"
"Neither," the fellow replied. "We've decided to remodel the kitchen instead." |
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acestroke
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mezmehudin
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
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acestroke
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 27/05/2010 : 02:46:03
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Andy and Pete were playing golf one day. The two women in front of them managed to land in every sand trap, pond and rough on the course. Andy finally volunteered to ask them if he and Pete could just play through. He walked up the fairway, got halfway to the women, stopped, turned around and came back.
"I can't do it," Andy told Pete. "One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress. Can you go talk to them instead?"
Pete walked toward the ladies, got halfway there, stopped, turned around and walked back to Andy.
Shrugging, Pete said, "Small world, isn't it?" |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
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acestroke
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USA
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Rico
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Croatia
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cat claw
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acestroke
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USA
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acestroke
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USA
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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acestroke
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USA
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feka82
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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acestroke
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