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legaz
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Posted - 06/11/2010 : 23:51:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send legaz a Private Message
Nedavno sam od kolege dobio sliku koja je samo potvrdila moju sumnju u vezi Caka
Junaci ne ubijaju one koji ne mogu da se brane.

Darth Ivan
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Posted - 06/11/2010 : 23:56:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message
kolega ti ima pravo xD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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acestroke
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Posted - 07/11/2010 : 00:36:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
Ovdje u Americi, sto se tice velicine ljudi, on je umro krajem 1980-ih
;)
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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sawitch
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Serbia
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Posted - 07/11/2010 : 01:35:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sawitch a Private Message
Ja kupio knjigu na sajmu o budalastinama na njegov racun..

A slusam sinoc u nekoj emisiji Neleta Karajlica koji kaze: "Pre neki dan mi sin dodje i kaze: "Tata, pa Cak Noris stvarno postoji!!!""
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legaz
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Serbia
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Posted - 07/11/2010 : 08:24:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send legaz a Private Message
Kada Brus Baner poludi on postane Hulk. Kada Hulk poludi on postane Cak Noris.
Junaci ne ubijaju one koji ne mogu da se brane.
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regar
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Serbia
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Posted - 08/11/2010 : 00:01:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send regar a Private Message
Cak Noris je jednom ubio dva kamena jednom pticom .
Žene imaju PROBLEM za svako rješenje!-
Stephen W. Howking
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andjelt
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Serbia
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Posted - 08/11/2010 : 21:42:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send andjelt a Private Message
Koliko Cak Noris moze da uradi sklekova ?

SVE
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Obi-wan
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/11/2010 : 21:44:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Obi-wan a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by acestroke

Ovdje u Americi, sto se tice velicine ljudi, on je umro krajem 1980-ih
;)

Ovdje kod nas još i ranije.
Baš ste zaostali vi preko bare...
What you call sanity, it’s just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you’re just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine.
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PRIMOŠTEN 123
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Posted - 08/11/2010 : 21:56:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PRIMOŠTEN 123 a Private Message
cak je živ,primili ga nekidan u podmladak rendera.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/11/2010 : 22:23:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by andjelt

Koliko Cak Noris moze da uradi sklekova ?

SVE
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Risar_69
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 00:19:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message
Chuck Norris je jedini, koji se može podpisati na zvucni zid.

Par dana nazad je kobra Chucka Norrisa ugrizla u nogu. Po nekoliko dana težkih bolova ... umrla je kobra.

Chuck Norris je Velikog brata nominirao za izpad iz kuce.

Chuck Norris je sa punim revolverom igrao rusku ruletu ... i pobjedio.

Megajver ima u džepu švajcarcki nožic, CN ima Megajverja.

Kako radi Chuck Norris sklekove? Zemlju odgurava od sebe.

Chuck Norris nije izgubio nevinosti. On nikada ne gubi.

Neki citaju stripove o Supermanu. Superman cita stripove o Chuck Norrisu.

Teorija evolucije ne postoji. Postoji samo spisak bica, kojima Chuck Norris pusti živeti.

Chuck Norris ne treba vojske, on je vojska.





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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 09/11/2010 00:32:28
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split85
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 09:29:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by regar

Cak Noris je jednom ubio dva kamena jednom pticom .
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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dnevni boravak
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 11:18:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dnevni boravak a Private Message
Nostalgicno-biografski tekst


http://www.slobodnadalmacija.hr/Reflektor/tabid/92/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/120226/Default.aspx

Chuck Norris roden je 1940. (Ryan, Oklahoma) kao Carlos Ray Norris, najstariji od troje djece, u domu roditelja poluirskog/poluindijanskog (Cherokee) podrijetla. Poslije oceve smrti pomogao je majci u odgoju dvojice brace (jedan od njih, Wieland, poginuo je u Vijetnamu, drugi, Aaron, režirao je npr. “Nestale u akciji III“), a poslije srednje škole pridružuje se ratnom zrakoplovstvu, s bazom u Južnoj Koreji. Tamo je dobio nadimak “Chuck“, ali i poceo trenirati borilacke vještine Tang soo do i Tae kwon do (vlasnik crnog pojasa u obje).
Po povratku u Ameriku prebacio se na karate i stjece crni pojas. Godine 1968. postao je svjetski šampion u “full-contact“ karateu u srednjoj kategoriji i ostao neporažen sve dok nije objesio rukavice o klin. Trenirao je s Bruceom Leejem i osnovao niz “martial arts“ škola, poducavajuci Stevea McQueena, recimo. McQueen ga je i ohrabrio na glumu. ...
I'm working on a dream Though sometimes it feels so far away
I'm working on a dream And I know it will be mine someday......
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 13:56:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Chuck Norris je jedini, koji se može podpisati na zvucni zid.

Par dana nazad je kobra Chucka Norrisa ugrizla u nogu. Po nekoliko dana težkih bolova ... umrla je kobra.

Chuck Norris je Velikog brata nominirao za izpad iz kuce.

Chuck Norris je sa punim revolverom igrao rusku ruletu ... i pobjedio.

Megajver ima u džepu švajcarcki nožic, CN ima Megajverja.

Kako radi Chuck Norris sklekove? Zemlju odgurava od sebe.

Chuck Norris nije izgubio nevinosti. On nikada ne gubi.

Neki citaju stripove o Supermanu. Superman cita stripove o Chuck Norrisu.

Teorija evolucije ne postoji. Postoji samo spisak bica, kojima Chuck Norris pusti živeti.

Chuck Norris ne treba vojske, on je vojska.





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Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 17:40:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message
Chuck Norris je kao mali spaljivao mrave s povecalom...po noci!
My username was a mistake.
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KRAS
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Slovenia
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 18:50:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message
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sawitch
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Serbia
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 19:01:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sawitch a Private Message
Kakva svetska sprdnja ispade sa ovim covekom.. Majstor borilackih vestina, neporazen svetski prvak, glumac, cuh i dobar covek... Samo da nije imao te brkove bio bi car.. Ovako ispade budala... Naravoucenije, brkovi su afrodizijak
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KRAS
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Slovenia
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 19:04:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message
jedno dete place,prilazi supermen,zasuce rukave i pita:
-sta je mali, sto places
-udario me cak noris
a supermen vrati rukave i kaze
-a što si ga dirao???


Cak Noris se samo dva puta iznervirao - Istoricari to nazivaju I i II svetski rat.


Edited by - KRAS on 09/11/2010 19:05:55
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masni
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Serbia
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 20:19:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send masni a Private Message
Sundjer Bob je mociniji od Caka Norisa jer moze da pece pljeskavice ispod vode
Zelim Lone Vulf-a meke korice. Pristupacna cena kao ,blek i mark ludens
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legaz
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Serbia
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 20:28:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send legaz a Private Message
Cak, jedini može i da prdne i da stisne.
Junaci ne ubijaju one koji ne mogu da se brane.
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Imrahil
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Serbia
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 20:33:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Imrahil a Yahoo! Message  Send Imrahil a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69
Neki citaju stripove o Supermanu. Superman cita stripove o Chuck Norrisu.
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Caleb
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Greece
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 20:39:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Caleb's Homepage  Send Caleb a Private Message
Meni su ubedljivo najbolja ova dva:

Cak Noris moze da zalupi rotirajuca vrata.
Cak Noris moze da kine zatvorenih ociju.
Preveo: Goran Krickovic, Tekst interpretirali: Ljubiša Bacic, Nada Blam, Miroslav Bijelic, Vlastimir Ðuza Stoiljkovic i Nikola Simic, Magnetoskop: Miroslav Nikolov, Ton majstor: Rihard Merc, Realizacija: Slavko Tatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkE5VYffiR0
Edited by - Caleb on 09/11/2010 20:40:04
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ken2
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 20:40:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ken2 a Private Message
cak je jednom došao dvaput

to mi je do sada bio najdraži, a nadmašio ga ovaj o gubljenju nevinosti:-)))

u svakom slucaju, nisu to loše sprdnje i pitanje je kako su pocele, ali covjek je sasvim ok i nadam se da se ne obazire na te viceve
if you tolerate this, then your children will be next
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selanne
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 20:47:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Caleb

Meni su ubedljivo najbolja ova dva:

Cak Noris moze da zalupi rotirajuca vrata.
Cak Noris moze da kine zatvorenih ociju.


I ja mogu da kihnem zatvorenih ociju.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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selanne
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 20:53:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
Chuck ne može hodati po vodi, ali zato može plivati kroz beton.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Caleb
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Greece
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Posted - 09/11/2010 : 20:55:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Caleb's Homepage  Send Caleb a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by selanne

quote:
Originally posted by Caleb

Meni su ubedljivo najbolja ova dva:

Cak Noris moze da zalupi rotirajuca vrata.
Cak Noris moze da kine zatvorenih ociju.


I ja mogu da kihnem zatvorenih ociju.



Sad vidim da sam napravio lapsus

"otvorenih ociju"
Preveo: Goran Krickovic, Tekst interpretirali: Ljubiša Bacic, Nada Blam, Miroslav Bijelic, Vlastimir Ðuza Stoiljkovic i Nikola Simic, Magnetoskop: Miroslav Nikolov, Ton majstor: Rihard Merc, Realizacija: Slavko Tatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkE5VYffiR0
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