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crazyboy993
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 12:51:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
dakle ajmo ovdje pisat neke smiješne provale, ne viceve, nego samo izreke... evo neke od mene
Nisam lijep kao Brad Pitt ali zato lizem kao Lassie!!!

Na ovoj planeti je nemoguce živjeti!
Još jedan dokaz da ništa nije nemoguce!

Infarkt, ma kakav da je, od srca je.

Amerikanci svoje ljude šalju na MJESEC, a mi svoje i na MJESEC i na više godina!

ajmo ljudi
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 09/02/2011 : 12:58:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message
Jaca Kosor:
"Aj voz dej aftr jestrdej in Hangari"

To je netko stavio na topic izjave godine, ne sjecam se, al svaka mu cast.
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 13:02:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
auf jacika :) odlican je i taj...
ili homer simpson- press any key to continue.... homer: where is any key??!?!?
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7664 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 09/02/2011 : 13:19:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
Od mog starog trenera - "Nisam zgodan, ali znam biti nezgodan!"
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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split85
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Croatia
8309 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 09/02/2011 : 13:26:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message
Osoba A: "Nisu njemu svi doma." (popularna izajva za nekoga ko nije normalan)
Osoba B: "Ne. Sam je kod kuce do cetiri sata"
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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acestroke
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USA
11652 Posts

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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 13:26:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
ovo su prakticno vicevi, ne znam sto nisu mogli u taj topic, ne vidim nikakvu razliku
;)
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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split85
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 13:28:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by acestroke

ovo su prakticno vicevi, ne znam sto nisu mogli u taj topic, ne vidim nikakvu razliku
;)


nedavno je bija otvoren topic za nešto slicno
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velka031
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 16:30:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send velka031 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor12

Jaca Kosor:
"Aj voz dej aftr jestrdej in Hangari"

To je netko stavio na topic izjave godine, ne sjecam se, al svaka mu cast.


Jaca je naš ponos i dika, nitko nas tako kvalitetno nije sramotio kao ona
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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 18:32:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by acestroke

ovo su prakticno vicevi, ne znam sto nisu mogli u taj topic, ne vidim nikakvu razliku
;)

da, ovaj razgovor od splita, to je vec vic...
jedna recenica ljudi, neka izjava glupa, smjesna
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7664 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 09/02/2011 : 19:03:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
Tko umre u jesen, za njega nema zime.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 19:08:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message
mnogo atoma zajedno cine monokle.
"Nothing lasts forever."
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
7664 Posts

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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 19:17:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
"Ma imam ja volje za trcanje, ali mi se ne da..."
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 19:55:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by selanne

"Ma imam ja volje za trcanje, ali mi se ne da..."

ova je izvrsna

nekad sam bio savršen i umišljen, sad sam samo savršen
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okiboki
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Serbia
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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 20:34:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send okiboki a Private Message
Sve je sranje sem pisanja.I pisanje uz vetar je sranje.
Ni živih se nisam boja, dok su bili za užasa, a nekmoli mrtvih pasa.
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split85
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Croatia
8309 Posts

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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 20:41:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by split85

Osoba A: "Nisu njemu svi doma." (popularna izajva za nekoga ko nije normalan)
Osoba B: "Ne. Sam je kod kuce do cetiri sata"



quote:
Originally posted by crazyboy993
da, ovaj razgovor od splita, to je vec vic...


ovo je istiniti dogadaj, Osoba A je moja malenkost
tom peilikom sam se obraca jednome kolegi u srednjoj školi i ostao sam zatecen gore ponudenim odgovorom
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crazyboy993
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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 22:46:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by split85

quote:
Originally posted by split85

Osoba A: "Nisu njemu svi doma." (popularna izajva za nekoga ko nije normalan)
Osoba B: "Ne. Sam je kod kuce do cetiri sata"



quote:
Originally posted by crazyboy993
da, ovaj razgovor od splita, to je vec vic...


ovo je istiniti dogadaj, Osoba A je moja malenkost
tom peilikom sam se obraca jednome kolegi u srednjoj školi i ostao sam zatecen gore ponudenim odgovorom

ili si ti osoba b pa te sad sram prizanti
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mladjo
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/02/2011 : 23:22:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message
Mislim da je on i Osoba A i Osoba B. Time dokazujemo dvije stvari:
Prvo, stvarno je sam doma.
Drugo, stvarno mu nisu svi doma.



:))
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
7664 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 09/02/2011 : 23:27:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
Jednom prilikom smo se vozili na utakmicu u Sarajevo i vozac autobusa je naglo zakocio, skoro svi smo popadali sa sjedala, a moj prijatelj rece : "Jebo te, sreca da nisam kopao nos, oko bih iskopao!"
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

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Posted - 10/02/2011 : 00:04:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message
na marsu ima života. ali sve je samo hipotenuza.
"Nothing lasts forever."
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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

Member since 26/11/2010

Posted - 10/02/2011 : 01:10:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by selanne

Jednom prilikom smo se vozili na utakmicu u Sarajevo i vozac autobusa je naglo zakocio, skoro svi smo popadali sa sjedala, a moj prijatelj rece : "Jebo te, sreca da nisam kopao nos, oko bih iskopao!"

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paro
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Croatia
8612 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 10/02/2011 : 17:38:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message
Bolje vrabac u ruci, nego...bez ruke.
To nije govno nego se pas posro.
Kad vidiš nekog nakon dugo vremena:
Pa di si stari nema te ko Sanadera- nema te ko gaca u pornicu.
Bolje se rodit bez ku#ca, nego bez srece.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7664 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 10/02/2011 : 18:46:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
Idu tri psa ulicom, dva razlicita i jedan isti.
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morrison
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Serbia
5142 Posts

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Posted - 10/02/2011 : 20:48:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send morrison a Private Message
"Kad bi vanzemaljci prvo posetili Srbiju, pomislili bi da na ovoj planeti nema uslova za zivot."
There ain't no grave gonna hold my body down.
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REJS
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Serbia
2891 Posts

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Posted - 11/02/2011 : 16:10:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit REJS's Homepage  Send REJS a Private Message
Moja drugarica uvece zaspala,a ujutru se probudila mrtva.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5qbvnqMClk

Izbacite Facepalm sprecite sukobe,givnite sansu miru !!!
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paro
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Croatia
8612 Posts

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Posted - 12/02/2011 : 05:14:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message
Dobar grah daleko se cuje.
Sine nemoj njihati baku, nije se zato objesila.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

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Posted - 12/02/2011 : 09:59:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message
Moj pradjed je jednom ovako rekao:
"Život je kao djecje gace; uzak, kratak i posran."
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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