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crazyboy993
Average Member
Croatia
760 Posts
Member since 26/11/2010 |
Posted - 15/02/2011 : 01:57:18
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dakle da cujemo koji su po vama jedni od najboljih uleta... evo nesto od mene :D
1. Jel vjerujes u ljubav na prvi pogled ili trebam opet proc pored tebe?
2. Os se jebat, ionak cu svima rec da jesmo!?
3. I govno bi ti pojeo samo da vidim otkud dolazi
4. Ej mala, otreso bi te ko seljak balu!
5. Mozda nisam jak kao Schwarzenegger ili lijep kao Leonardo di Caprio, ali znam lizat kao Lassie
6. Podero bi te ko seljak napolitanku
7. Možda nisam najzgodniji tip u ovom disku, ali sam jedini koji razgovara s tobom
8. Mala osh stellu?
9.Obleka ti je super, ali još bolje bi izgledala kao zgužvana hrpa pored mog kreveta.
10. Da odemo u moju sobu, složio bih te ko metar drva!!!
11. Jesi za penetraciju ?
12. Kad vidis neku zensku u kaficu uzmes na sanku malo leda, odes do nje i razbijes ga, pa kazes, sad kad smo razbili led mogli bi se i upoznat.
13. Mala je ti tata terorist -zasto? -Ispala si prava bomba
14. Hoces da se jebemo pa da idemo na burek? -Neeeeeeeeeeee -Sto, ne volis burek?
15. Baš si srce. Jel mogu ja bit infarkt da te maznem veceras?
16. Podero bi te ko budala 100 eura
17.Bok ja sam zlatna želja, ispunit cu ti ribicu tri puta!
18.Imas tako dobru sisu da ti druga i ne treba!
19. Cure, idete se jebat protiv nas?
20. Bas si mi lijepa! - hvala! - taman da si prislonim bicikl na tebe
21. Ej jel znas mozda kolko je sati?? -1:15h -mislim da je vrijeme da se upoznamo
22. Istina da mi fali par zuba al zato ima vise mjesta za tvoj jezik.
23. Ja se toliko lose jebem da to moras probat!!
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zlikovski
Senior Member
Croatia
1090 Posts
Member since 21/03/2008 |
Posted - 15/02/2011 : 09:35:27
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evo jednog istinitog uleta koji je upalio. lik: - bok, sorry, ali moram te pitati kojim se sportom baviš treba: - tenisom, a zašto pitaš lik: - imaš prejebeno dobre sportske sise |
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crazyboy993
Average Member
Croatia
760 Posts
Member since 26/11/2010 |
Posted - 15/02/2011 : 13:22:25
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quote: Originally posted by zlikovski
evo jednog istinitog uleta koji je upalio. lik: - bok, sorry, ali moram te pitati kojim se sportom baviš treba: - tenisom, a zašto pitaš lik: - imaš prejebeno dobre sportske sise
haha odlican, gle što sam našao, ovaj je prejeben:
epic ulet curi... znas da si ti A B C D E F G H J K Atraktivna Briljantna Cute Divna Elegantna Fina Glamurozna hahaa jesi kurac |
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Ignus
Senior Member
1357 Posts
Member since 22/06/2009 |
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik
Bosnia and Herzegovina
7617 Posts
Member since 11/09/2009 |
Posted - 15/02/2011 : 14:23:32
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"Daj pi*ke, znam da imaš!" |
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
Posted - 15/02/2011 : 15:57:53
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ja ih samo znam na engleskom, one koje sam naucio ovdje. evo ih par:
"girl, you must be tired, 'cause you've been running on my mind all day."
"your daddy must be a rocket scientist, 'cause you're a bomb!"
"you must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got FINE written all over you!"
"That dress of your will look great next to my bed tonight."
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I too?"
"Hey girl, do you have any Bosnian in you? No? Would you like some?"
"Hey, I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"Do you work for the post office? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my PACKAGE!"
"I may be no Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock!"
"I love every bone in your body ... especially mine!"
"Was your daddy a farmer? Because I love your melons!"
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Tonka24
Advanced Member
14517 Posts
Member since 09/11/2010 |
Posted - 15/02/2011 : 16:01:43
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Ova ricava...da je jedina na svijetu nebi je taknuo.Pogotovo radi ponašanja,ispala je jadnija od budalekoja je uletila. A što se tice uleta više se baziram na ulete ruganja pa evo moja dva bisera na koja se ponosim koje sam napravio 1. cura,bomba stvarno dobro izgleda...ali napuhana kao balon,ono svi tipovi samo gledaju,sapcu itd itd...došao ja pored nje "curo tebe stvarno pas sa maslom nebi pojeo" 2.bila jedna malo deblja ali isto glumin glumu na glumu...neka fensi...ja pored nje i sagnuo se i pravim se da trazim nesto...pita ona(bahato naravno) kao sto trazis "a nista ucinilo mi se da ti je ispala poli salam iz depa..." hahahahahha |
If I had all the money in the world,I'd probably burn it all.If a smile could save the world,You know I'd heal you all. |
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Tonka24
Advanced Member
14517 Posts
Member since 09/11/2010 |
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ado_14
Starting Member
34 Posts
Member since 31/10/2010 |
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Mr. Bushido
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
12765 Posts
Member since 23/09/2005 |
Posted - 15/02/2011 : 16:28:08
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quote: Originally posted by crazyboy993
6. Podero bi te ko seljak napolitanku
16. Podero bi te ko budala 100 eura
Ima još jedna varijacija.
Podero bi te ko poziv za vojsku. |
Comics is any art you can read. -- Sean T. Collins |
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PRIMOŠTEN 123
Junior Member
410 Posts
Member since 29/12/2009 |
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zeljko
Advanced Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
17653 Posts
Member since 02/08/2002 |
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sawitch
Advanced Member
Serbia
39113 Posts
Member since 17/11/2007 |
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Zagor12
Advanced Member
Croatia
6763 Posts
Member since 23/08/2010 |
Posted - 16/02/2011 : 18:53:53
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quote: Originally posted by crazyboy993
5. Mozda nisam jak kao Schwarzenegger ili lijep kao Leonardo di Caprio, ali znam lizat kao Lassie
To sam danas probao i ispalo je loše. |
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti: http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik
Bosnia and Herzegovina
7617 Posts
Member since 11/09/2009 |
Posted - 16/02/2011 : 18:59:50
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Pricao mi je prijatelj kako je jednu curu koja je imala reputaciju "lake" odveo s autom na neko osamljeno mjesto, pa napadao i napadao i ona nije dala. Onda joj je rekao : "Zašto mi ne daš, pa viri ti ku*ac iz ociju?" Ona mu se približila, raširila oci i rekla mu : "E onda ga popuši!" |
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8358 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 17/02/2011 : 01:13:26
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quote: Originally posted by Zagor12
quote: Originally posted by crazyboy993
5. Mozda nisam jak kao Schwarzenegger ili lijep kao Leonardo di Caprio, ali znam lizat kao Lassie
To sam danas probao i ispalo je loše.
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Zagore pobogu wtf? |
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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feka82
Senior Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
2647 Posts
Member since 03/01/2008 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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crazyboy993
Average Member
Croatia
760 Posts
Member since 26/11/2010 |
Posted - 17/02/2011 : 18:22:50
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sadašnaj verzija pjesme "17 mi je godina još se nisam ljubila" --- "13 mi je godina, još ga nisam primila" :D |
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Gil-galad
stripovi.com suradnik
Serbia
3522 Posts
Member since 19/05/2008 |
Posted - 17/02/2011 : 19:39:16
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Imaš onu: Svidam ti se, a je l' se i ti meni svidaš?
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Jednom se vracalo društvo iz grada, nas šestoro u Jugicu, mrtvi pijani, ortak nešto dobaci nekoj cici, ona ga iskulira i on opet...
- Šta je bilo, prošle nedelje sam te po**bao, a sad me se kao ne secaš?
A ona mrtva 'ladna:
- Kako si me poj**ao - tako te se i secam... |
PreliStAvanje - YouTube kanal za promociju strip-kulture |
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik
Bosnia and Herzegovina
7617 Posts
Member since 11/09/2009 |
Posted - 17/02/2011 : 23:25:31
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"Šta ti fali pa neceš sa mnom?" |
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
29529 Posts
Member since 06/02/2007 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11676 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 18/02/2011 : 22:27:36
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quote: Originally posted by supermark
meni je kolega par puta probao: -Bok, pic*e, ja sam Brad Pitt. -Nisi ti Brad Pitt. -E pa niste ni vi pic*e!
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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talicnitom
Junior Member
Serbia
439 Posts
Member since 12/10/2006 |
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Sneaksie Thiefsie
Advanced Member
4199 Posts
Member since 22/04/2008 |
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REJS
Senior Member
Serbia
2891 Posts
Member since 17/03/2008 |
Posted - 19/02/2011 : 03:19:41
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Vidis lepota ipak nije sve u zivotu kada ti tako lepa i slatka curica radis ovaj glupi posao,onda sta reci.Kada covek vidi kakvi su skotovi na Tv-u i estradi prosto nemoze da veruje. Cudime da nisi iskoristila svoj izgled i odglumela u nekom filmu ili snimila reklamu. Odgovor je obicno...ma eto sta znam,nisam ja nametljiva i bezobrazno,a vidis sve na meni je prirodno a uopste se ne trudim posebno prirodno sam lepa. Kada joj ti odgovoris,pa ipak rekao bih,da si se bavila atletikom ili trcanjem,malo si me slagala da ne vezbas, takve noge se ne dobijaju lako. Ako njen odgovor bude,ma daj da me vidis samo leti u haljini ili na plazi ovako u farmerkama ti se mozda i cinim debelom. To znaci samo jedno......Pile je peceno i servirano. |
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