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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

Member since 26/11/2010

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 01:57:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
dakle da cujemo koji su po vama jedni od najboljih uleta... evo nesto od mene :D

1. Jel vjerujes u ljubav na prvi pogled ili trebam opet proc pored tebe?

2. Os se jebat, ionak cu svima rec da jesmo!?

3. I govno bi ti pojeo samo da vidim otkud dolazi

4. Ej mala, otreso bi te ko seljak balu!

5. Mozda nisam jak kao Schwarzenegger ili lijep kao Leonardo di Caprio, ali znam lizat kao Lassie

6. Podero bi te ko seljak napolitanku

7. Možda nisam najzgodniji tip u ovom disku, ali sam jedini koji razgovara s tobom

8. Mala osh stellu?

9.Obleka ti je super, ali još bolje bi izgledala kao zgužvana hrpa pored mog kreveta.

10. Da odemo u moju sobu, složio bih te ko metar drva!!!

11. Jesi za penetraciju ?

12. Kad vidis neku zensku u kaficu uzmes na sanku malo leda, odes do nje i razbijes ga, pa kazes, sad kad smo razbili led mogli bi se i upoznat.

13. Mala je ti tata terorist
-zasto?
-Ispala si prava bomba

14. Hoces da se jebemo pa da idemo na burek?
-Neeeeeeeeeeee
-Sto, ne volis burek?

15. Baš si srce. Jel mogu ja bit infarkt da te maznem veceras?

16. Podero bi te ko budala 100 eura

17.Bok ja sam zlatna želja, ispunit cu ti ribicu tri puta!

18.Imas tako dobru sisu da ti druga i ne treba!

19. Cure, idete se jebat protiv nas?

20. Bas si mi lijepa!
- hvala!
- taman da si prislonim bicikl na tebe

21. Ej jel znas mozda kolko je sati??
-1:15h
-mislim da je vrijeme da se upoznamo

22. Istina da mi fali par zuba al zato ima vise mjesta za tvoj jezik.

23. Ja se toliko lose jebem da to moras probat!!

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zlikovski
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Croatia
1090 Posts

Member since 21/03/2008

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 09:35:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message
evo jednog istinitog uleta koji je upalio.
lik: - bok, sorry, ali moram te pitati kojim se sportom baviš
treba: - tenisom, a zašto pitaš
lik: - imaš prejebeno dobre sportske sise

Grad - to ste vi.
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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

Member since 26/11/2010

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 13:22:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by zlikovski

evo jednog istinitog uleta koji je upalio.
lik: - bok, sorry, ali moram te pitati kojim se sportom baviš
treba: - tenisom, a zašto pitaš
lik: - imaš prejebeno dobre sportske sise

haha odlican, gle što sam našao, ovaj je prejeben:

epic ulet curi... znas da si ti A B C D E F G H J K
Atraktivna Briljantna Cute Divna Elegantna Fina Glamurozna hahaa jesi kurac

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Ignus
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Posted - 15/02/2011 : 14:15:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Ignus a Private Message
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at67OyQjbm4&feature=player_embedded

Zar nitko nece pomoci udovicinu sinu?
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7617 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 14:23:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
"Daj pi*ke, znam da imaš!"

Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 15:57:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
ja ih samo znam na engleskom, one koje sam naucio ovdje. evo ih par:

"girl, you must be tired, 'cause you've been running on my mind all day."

"your daddy must be a rocket scientist, 'cause you're a bomb!"

"you must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got FINE written all over you!"

"That dress of your will look great next to my bed tonight."

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I too?"

"Hey girl, do you have any Bosnian in you? No? Would you like some?"

"Hey, I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you work for the post office? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my PACKAGE!"

"I may be no Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock!"

"I love every bone in your body ... especially mine!"

"Was your daddy a farmer? Because I love your melons!"


http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Tonka24
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14517 Posts

Member since 09/11/2010

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 16:01:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tonka24 a Private Message
Ova ricava...da je jedina na svijetu nebi je taknuo.Pogotovo radi ponašanja,ispala je jadnija od budalekoja je uletila.
A što se tice uleta više se baziram na ulete ruganja pa evo moja dva bisera na koja se ponosim koje sam napravio
1. cura,bomba stvarno dobro izgleda...ali napuhana kao balon,ono svi tipovi samo gledaju,sapcu itd itd...došao ja pored nje "curo tebe stvarno pas sa maslom nebi pojeo"
2.bila jedna malo deblja ali isto glumin glumu na glumu...neka fensi...ja pored nje i sagnuo se i pravim se da trazim nesto...pita ona(bahato naravno) kao sto trazis "a nista ucinilo mi se da ti je ispala poli salam iz depa..." hahahahahha

If I had all the money in the world,I'd probably burn it all.If a smile could save the world,You know I'd heal you all.
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Tonka24
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14517 Posts

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Posted - 15/02/2011 : 16:12:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tonka24 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Ignus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at67OyQjbm4&feature=player_embedded


Kad si sretan pozovi curu van a ti ružna crna odi kopati kumpire van hahahahaah

If I had all the money in the world,I'd probably burn it all.If a smile could save the world,You know I'd heal you all.
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ado_14
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34 Posts

Member since 31/10/2010

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 16:21:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ado_14 a Private Message
curo osjecas li miris kloroforma ? ulet koji ce upalit zicer :D
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Mr. Bushido
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
12765 Posts

Member since 23/09/2005

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 16:28:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mr. Bushido a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by crazyboy993

6. Podero bi te ko seljak napolitanku

16. Podero bi te ko budala 100 eura

Ima još jedna varijacija.

Podero bi te ko poziv za vojsku.

Comics is any art you can read. -- Sean T. Collins
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PRIMOŠTEN 123
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410 Posts

Member since 29/12/2009

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 18:06:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PRIMOŠTEN 123 a Private Message
ženska nije nikad tolko siromašna da ne može dat
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zeljko
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
17653 Posts

Member since 02/08/2002

Posted - 15/02/2011 : 18:16:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zeljko a Private Message
razbuco bi te krme mastan džak :D

Utabanim stazama ocaja!
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sawitch
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Serbia
39113 Posts

Member since 17/11/2007

Posted - 16/02/2011 : 08:05:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sawitch a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by selanne

"Daj pi*ke, znam da imaš!"



Ovo je stara fora ali se uvek nasmejem..
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 16/02/2011 : 18:53:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by crazyboy993



5. Mozda nisam jak kao Schwarzenegger ili lijep kao Leonardo di Caprio, ali znam lizat kao Lassie




To sam danas probao i ispalo je loše.

Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7617 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 16/02/2011 : 18:59:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
Pricao mi je prijatelj kako je jednu curu koja je imala reputaciju "lake" odveo s autom na neko osamljeno mjesto, pa napadao i napadao i ona nije dala. Onda joj je rekao : "Zašto mi ne daš, pa viri ti ku*ac iz ociju?" Ona mu se približila, raširila oci i rekla mu : "E onda ga popuši!"

Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8358 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 17/02/2011 : 01:13:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor12

quote:
Originally posted by crazyboy993



5. Mozda nisam jak kao Schwarzenegger ili lijep kao Leonardo di Caprio, ali znam lizat kao Lassie




To sam danas probao i ispalo je loše.




[url=http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php][/url]

Zagore pobogu wtf?

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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feka82
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 17/02/2011 : 08:53:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send feka82 a Private Message
Zagore imas jos makar dvadeset da isprobas sa ove liste , jedan mora da upali

feka
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 17/02/2011 : 17:33:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message
Podera bi te ka Glavaš hrvatsku domovnicu!

Trljam ruke.
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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

Member since 26/11/2010

Posted - 17/02/2011 : 18:22:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message
sadašnaj verzija pjesme "17 mi je godina još se nisam ljubila" --- "13 mi je godina, još ga nisam primila" :D

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Gil-galad
stripovi.com suradnik



Serbia
3522 Posts

Member since 19/05/2008

Posted - 17/02/2011 : 19:39:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Gil-galad a Private Message
Imaš onu: Svidam ti se, a je l' se i ti meni svidaš?

***

Jednom se vracalo društvo iz grada, nas šestoro u Jugicu, mrtvi pijani, ortak nešto dobaci nekoj cici, ona ga iskulira i on opet...

- Šta je bilo, prošle nedelje sam te po**bao, a sad me se kao ne secaš?

A ona mrtva 'ladna:

- Kako si me poj**ao - tako te se i secam...

PreliStAvanje - YouTube kanal za promociju strip-kulture

Edited by - Gil-galad on 17/02/2011 19:41:26
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7617 Posts

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Posted - 17/02/2011 : 23:25:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message
"Šta ti fali pa neceš sa mnom?"

Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 17/02/2011 : 23:29:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message
meni je kolega par puta probao:
-Bok, pic*e, ja sam Brad Pitt.
-Nisi ti Brad Pitt.
-E pa niste ni vi pic*e!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/02/2011 : 22:27:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by supermark

meni je kolega par puta probao:
-Bok, pic*e, ja sam Brad Pitt.
-Nisi ti Brad Pitt.
-E pa niste ni vi pic*e!




Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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talicnitom
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Serbia
439 Posts

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Posted - 18/02/2011 : 23:03:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send talicnitom a Yahoo! Message  Send talicnitom a Private Message
Pocepao bi te kao peder playboy!
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Sneaksie Thiefsie
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Posted - 18/02/2011 : 23:16:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Sneaksie Thiefsie a Private Message
I ja mrzim sto mi se svidjas;tvoja drugarica je mnogo lepsa.


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REJS
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Serbia
2891 Posts

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Posted - 19/02/2011 : 03:19:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit REJS's Homepage  Send REJS a Private Message
Vidis lepota ipak nije sve u zivotu kada ti tako lepa i slatka curica radis ovaj glupi posao,onda sta reci.Kada covek vidi kakvi su skotovi na Tv-u i estradi prosto nemoze da veruje.
Cudime da nisi iskoristila svoj izgled i odglumela u nekom filmu ili snimila reklamu.
Odgovor je obicno...ma eto sta znam,nisam ja nametljiva i bezobrazno,a vidis sve na meni je prirodno a uopste se ne trudim posebno prirodno sam lepa.
Kada joj ti odgovoris,pa ipak rekao bih,da si se bavila atletikom ili trcanjem,malo si me slagala da ne vezbas, takve noge se ne dobijaju lako.
Ako njen odgovor bude,ma daj da me vidis samo leti u haljini ili na plazi ovako u farmerkama ti se mozda i cinim debelom.
To znaci samo jedno......Pile je peceno i servirano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5qbvnqMClk

Izbacite Facepalm sprecite sukobe,givnite sansu miru !!!


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