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1Euro
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lwood
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Colombia
47014 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
 Posted - 11/08/2013 : 10:36:14
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| ja mislia neka pornela kad ono film o penisu |
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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kra-kra
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Slovenia
106 Posts
Member since 20/09/2004 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 11:18:08
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| Meh, ne treba ti Okorn, vec Mladen a.k.a. Diego Menendes... |
I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books ... and now there's only time to say ... THANK YOU GOD! LIFE WELL SPENT! |
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Obi-wan
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Croatia
13782 Posts
Member since 29/08/2004 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 11:21:55
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Ja se bavim ping pongom, marginalac sam sa društvenog dna, omiljena hrana pica, a volim i eure.
Hajd nek neko to nadmaši (glede ojrovog filma).  |
What you call sanity, it’s just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you’re just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine. |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47014 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 12:40:16
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Originally posted by 1Euro
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Originally posted by Obi-wan
Ja se bavim ping pongom, marginalac sam sa društvenog dna, omiljena hrana pica, a volim i eure.
Hajd nek neko to nadmaši (glede ojrovog filma).
ako si još i celav i imaš "trbušinu" onda je uloga tvoja!!!!
Stvarno mi trebaju razliciti profili ljudi (mali, veliki, pametni, glupi, muškarci, žene, djeca,....) bilo bi super kada bi bili razlicitih rasa ili nacionalnosti,....
Inace dosta ce biti improvizacije, a nešto i glume po scenariju,....npr netko ce zarobiti Kineskog kuvara iz kineskog restorana, ne bi li ga ovaj naucio stolni tenis( kinezi su kao najbolji u tom sportu.) Problem je u tome jer ovaj kineski kuhar nema pojma o stolnom tenisu (haha).
Onda netko ce nabaviti neku kinesku knjigu, ne bi li putem knjige naucio veštine stolno teniskog posla ali ce biti problem jer ce mu to netko prevoditi pa ce biti loše prevedeno i ovaj ce raditi neke suprotn estvari, opet neki treci ce ici do Tajlandske kurve u Bordelu pa ce trenirati tako, da ce mu ova iz vagine izbacivati loptice (ono što ionako najbolje rade tajladanke), kao ono kod baseballa gdje ti mašina baca loptice, tako ce ovaj trenirati forhand i backhand,...hahaha!!!!!!!!!!! BIT CE TO NAJBOLJA KOMEDIJA NA OVIM PROSTORIMA IKADA!!!!!
Bit ce to naša ulaznica u Holivood!!! Napokon cemo i mi hodati crvenom tepihom, piti skupocjeni šampanjac, vuci koku sa grudi tamnoputih hostesa, voziti Ferrari i biti jako neljubazni prema svim koji nisu glumci!!!!
bija san u pravu. najobicnija pornela  |
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
7646 Posts
Member since 11/09/2009 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 13:24:03
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Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47014 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 15:37:42
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Originally posted by 1Euro
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Originally posted by selanne
Ja se javljam.
toooooooooo brate znao sam da na tebe mogu uvijek racunat.
Dobro ceš se uklopiti, treba nam neki tip poput tebe da privuce mlade gledatelje ono djevojcice-tinejdžerice od 15-20, kad bi se još obi-wan javio on bi privukao starije zrelije žene od 30-40 npr, a tin ton bi mogao ono mladi uzrast od 11-15, treba nam još neki crnac, kinez (dobro to cemo vec nekog iz nekog restorana), neke djevojke, itd,....pa trebam dosta ljudi.....
Ali lijepo da si se javio, stay tuned!
Moga bi i ti lwood da se javiš?
Ti bi moga igrat nekog mafijaša koji je došao naplatiti novac.....
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Vidi mene kako pricam dalmatinski!!!
moga bi,zašto ne |
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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Obi-wan
Advanced Member
Croatia
13782 Posts
Member since 29/08/2004 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 16:17:53
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Originally posted by 1Euro
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Originally posted by Obi-wan
Ja se bavim ping pongom, marginalac sam sa društvenog dna, omiljena hrana pica, a volim i eure.
Hajd nek neko to nadmaši (glede ojrovog filma).
ako si još i celav i imaš "trbušinu" onda je uloga tvoja!!!!
Celav jesam, a propisnu trbušinu nikako da razvijem jer radim fizicki svaki dan. No, potrudit cu se dodatno radi uloge... |
What you call sanity, it’s just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you’re just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine. |
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Lastsioux
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USA
429 Posts
Member since 11/04/2011 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 16:45:36
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Ova uloga je kao stvorena za mene.  |
"What white woman, however lonely, was ever captive or insulted by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian." -Chief Sitting Bull
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts
Member since 29/12/2002 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 17:41:00
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Originally posted by 1Euro
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Originally posted by selanne
Ja se javljam.
toooooooooo brate znao sam da na tebe mogu uvijek racunat.
Dobro ceš se uklopiti, treba nam neki tip poput tebe da privuce mlade gledatelje ono djevojcice-tinejdžerice od 15-20, kad bi se još obi-wan javio on bi privukao starije zrelije žene od 30-40 npr, a tin ton bi mogao ono mladi uzrast od 11-15, treba nam još neki crnac, kinez (dobro to cemo vec nekog iz nekog restorana), neke djevojke, itd,....pa trebam dosta ljudi.....
Ali lijepo da si se javio, stay tuned!
Moga bi i ti lwood da se javiš?
Ti bi moga igrat nekog mafijaša koji je došao naplatiti novac.....
PS:
Vidi mene kako pricam dalmatinski!!!
Ja se prijavljujem za ulogu uglješe,naime,moj cukundeda vrac je bio crnac-imam cak i sliku za podastrijeti nevjernim tomama... |
Wtf?
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supermark
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Croatia
29611 Posts
Member since 06/02/2007 |
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tronožac
Average Member
Serbia
509 Posts
Member since 04/05/2008 |
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ned_lynx
Senior Member
2340 Posts
Member since 06/08/2005 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 19:15:39
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Offtopic:
Gledajuci neke reportaže i/ili slušajuci neke price, cenim da 2000€ nece biti dovoljno za kupovinu žene iz Rusije, osim ako glavni junak nije vec unapred odvojio barem još toliko (plus neka sica) sa strane.
Ontopic: Prijavljujem se za epizodnu ulogu ping pong playera koji ispada u prvom krugu, kao i za degustatora parceta dobitnicke pizze! |
Piši propalo! |
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik
Bosnia and Herzegovina
7646 Posts
Member since 11/09/2009 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 20:31:50
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| Covjece, glavni sam glumac! |
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8557 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 23:08:13
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| Kolka je dnevnica? |
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 23:35:43
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vec sam glumio kao klinac u filmu Strici so mi povedali, Miška Kranjca i u Sreci na vrvici, kao stranski lik. pomocnik režisera bio neki Talil Hadji---
imam tri dana u tednu slobodno, u sre, cet i pet. Evo javljam se na dužnost. Necu se predati, osim ako moram-Grunf :) |
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
Edited by - Risar_69 on 11/08/2013 23:36:30 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
47014 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 11/08/2013 : 23:48:15
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| al triba neki bolji scenarij napravit |
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu |
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik
Bosnia and Herzegovina
7646 Posts
Member since 11/09/2009 |
Posted - 12/08/2013 : 07:04:12
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Originally posted by paro
Kolka je dnevnica?
Nismo mi zvijezde, mi smo kao oni manje poznati vozaci u F1, ispocetka moramo placati da bi dobili mjesto. |
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
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Lastsioux
Junior Member
USA
429 Posts
Member since 11/04/2011 |
Posted - 12/08/2013 : 08:54:43
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Originally posted by selanne
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Originally posted by paro
Kolka je dnevnica?
Nismo mi zvijezde, mi smo kao oni manje poznati vozaci u F1, ispocetka moramo placati da bi dobili mjesto.
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"What white woman, however lonely, was ever captive or insulted by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian." -Chief Sitting Bull
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik
Bosnia and Herzegovina
7646 Posts
Member since 11/09/2009 |
Posted - 12/08/2013 : 08:56:51
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Nije to smiješno. Evo, ja pobjegao s prakse na Taksim, prodajem gas maske da zaradim za ulogu.  |
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
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kra-kra
New Member
Slovenia
106 Posts
Member since 20/09/2004 |
Posted - 12/08/2013 : 10:07:08
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Originally posted by 1Euro
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Originally posted by kra-kra
Meh, ne treba ti Okorn, vec Mladen a.k.a. Diego Menendes...
tko je pak ovaj?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Diego+Menendes |
I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books ... and now there's only time to say ... THANK YOU GOD! LIFE WELL SPENT! |
Edited by - kra-kra on 12/08/2013 10:08:18 |
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8557 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 12/08/2013 : 22:18:24
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Znaci, nema dnevnice za glumce?
Volonterski? |
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Just_Charlie
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Posted - 13/08/2013 : 02:05:39
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Euro, a da se okusas u politici, mislim da si totalno kvalificiran za to.
Beskonacno mores srat a da nikome ne platis.
Okreces mase na forumu.
Naucio si zanat pranja love na e-bayu.
Blagoglagoljiv si i pri tom uspjevas ostat narodu simpatican ma koliko u suplje pretakao da na koncu nis ne ostvaris i mi skupa s tobom.
Javi se Pahoru i samo pokazi postove kao reference.
Ako ti do sada nista nije uspijevalo, to ti garantira uspjeh na izborima i marljivim zalaganjem da tako i ostane, za koju godinu si na tronu drzave.
Nije mi jasno da to jos nisi skuzio..
Za pristojnu nagodbu bez natjecaja ja se nudim za savjetnicu u sjeni.
A poslije..bumo vidli. Vila na Bohinju mi je dovoljan darak, ja sam skromna osobica. |
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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