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mamlaz
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Croatia
9955 Posts

Member since 28/02/2004

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 17:33:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit mamlaz's Homepage  Send mamlaz a Private Message
dragi forume,
imam problem. kada idem na malu nuzdu iz onoga moga maloga ima dvostruki mlaz. Jedan ide u lijevo a drugi udesno gore. sta da radim? jesam li normalan?
Mrzim mrznju!
Edited by - mamlaz on 06/11/2013 17:34:46

xilrion
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Croatia
3033 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 17:35:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message
stavi kondom i probuši rupicu i imat ceš jedan mlaz.
https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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mamlaz
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Croatia
9955 Posts

Member since 28/02/2004

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 17:36:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit mamlaz's Homepage  Send mamlaz a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

stavi kondom i probuši rupicu i imat ceš jedan mlaz.

mamlazu
Mrzim mrznju!
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Zahir
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10 Posts

Member since 20/08/2008

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 17:54:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zahir a Private Message
Originally posted by xilrion

stavi kondom i probuši rupicu i imat ceš jedan mlaz.



ova je zaista dobra ,dobro se nasmija
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Just_Charlie
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8578 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 18:34:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by mamlaz

dragi forume,
imam problem. kada idem na malu nuzdu iz onoga moga maloga ima dvostruki mlaz. Jedan ide u lijevo a drugi udesno gore. sta da radim? jesam li normalan?


jezeva kucica II dio

ma normalan si ti samo tvoj mali ne zna kako da se politicki opredjeli
pa pisa po svima
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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ZoranC
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Germany
1941 Posts

Member since 20/09/2010

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 19:05:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ZoranC a Private Message
Jbt, zamisli da si pas: jednom spricnes i markiras dvije susjedne parcele!
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 19:15:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by mamlaz

dragi forume,
imam problem. kada idem na malu nuzdu iz onoga moga maloga ima dvostruki mlaz. Jedan ide u lijevo a drugi udesno gore. sta da radim? jesam li normalan?


Drago mi je zbog tvog talenta (eto, dokaz dasmo svi u necem dobri:)) ali jel' baš bilo neophodno otvarati topic zbog toga?(smajlic koji pokazuje ljutog moderatora koji se ceška po glavi)
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 20:20:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message
Lijevo, desno, nigdje moga mlazaaaaa...
Oj mokraco al si krivudava...
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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emirem
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10856 Posts

Member since 18/01/2010

Posted - 06/11/2013 : 20:20:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message
Ako si ga stisnuo pri vrhu kao crijevo za zalijevanje vrta onda sigurno pisas ko fontana? :-)
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/11/2013 : 21:09:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message
Da sam na tvom mjestu, topic bih nazvao MAMLAZ I NJEGOV MLAZ!
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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Pterodaktil
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Posted - 06/11/2013 : 21:22:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pterodaktil a Private Message
Shvati ovo kao srecu u nesreci - zamisli tek situaciju da ti se isti problem pojavio prilikom velike nužde ??
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 06/11/2013 : 23:05:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Pterodaktil

Shvati ovo kao srecu u nesreci - zamisli tek situaciju da ti se isti problem pojavio prilikom velike nužde ??
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace
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wolf
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4577 Posts

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Posted - 07/11/2013 : 17:28:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send wolf a Private Message
Sad se možeš zvati dvomlaz ili fancy - duomlaz
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emirem
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10856 Posts

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Posted - 07/11/2013 : 20:03:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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fikus
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1966 Posts

Member since 02/11/2010

Posted - 08/11/2013 : 08:54:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile
Dvomlazno pišanje, iliti sviranje flaute, je sasvim normalno kod mladih, neodlucnih osoba koje se ne mogu odluciti ni oko najjednostavniojh stvari a koji se trenutno nalaze pred velikom dilemom koja ce im trajno odrediti život. No, odrastanje nije nimalo lako pa tako ni donošenje odluke.
Mi koji smo to prošli znamo da stvar treba uzeti u svoje ruke i preuzeti odgovornost. Problem sam riješio tako da pišam klececi. Fino kleknem na jednu nogu, pishu naslonim na rub a rukama si prolazim kroz kosu. I baš mi je dobro. Ponekad se stvar otme kontroli pa pišam dvomlazno ali onda prdnem tako da ga stiltam i odvucem mu pažnju. Nakon nekoliko prdeža mlaz opet bude odlucan i sposoban za nove pobjede.


Edit - Pravi muškarci ne peru ruke
always progressive, never conventional!
Edited by - fikus on 08/11/2013 16:37:49
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 08/11/2013 : 17:14:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message

Pravi muskarci ni ne drze beast... ovaj, flautu.
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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izivko
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Germany
13010 Posts

Member since 25/07/2003

Posted - 08/11/2013 : 17:48:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by mamlaz

dragi forume,
imam problem. kada idem na malu nuzdu iz onoga moga maloga ima dvostruki mlaz. Jedan ide u lijevo a drugi udesno gore. sta da radim? jesam li normalan?

Ovo je normalno skroz, evo i ja pišam dvostruko.
Problem je trostruko pišanje
Have mercy
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adriano
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Croatia
4668 Posts

Member since 12/11/2009

Posted - 11/11/2013 : 14:23:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send adriano a Private Message
ja pisam sjedecki, ko da vrsim veliku nuzdu, tako da nemam problema s visestrukim mlazovima.
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NESVRSTANI
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Croatia
10557 Posts

Member since 08/02/2006

Posted - 11/11/2013 : 14:32:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send NESVRSTANI a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by adriano

ja pisam sjedecki, ko da vrsim veliku nuzdu, tako da nemam problema s visestrukim mlazovima.

Cekaj, u profilu ti piše da si single?
Doli sve stranke!!!
Živili naši dušmani!!!
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adriano
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Croatia
4668 Posts

Member since 12/11/2009

Posted - 11/11/2013 : 14:40:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send adriano a Private Message
to je profil iz 2009. Zasto to dovodis u vezu sa pisanjem
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adriano
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Croatia
4668 Posts

Member since 12/11/2009

Posted - 11/11/2013 : 14:42:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send adriano a Private Message
aha, shvatio sam. ja sam predobar za ovakve diskusije, pa ne shvacam kontekst iz prve.
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