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spiritoconlascure
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Croatia
288 Posts

Member since 24/11/2010

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 16:27:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit spiritoconlascure's Homepage  Send spiritoconlascure a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ako netko zna neki vic o stripovima ili strip junacima nek se javi!
evo ja znam jedan:
dječak do kioska plače i dođe mu policajac: "dečko,šta plačeš toliko,šta je bilo?"
"nije izašao Zagor!"a na to se policajac okrene prema kiosku i kaže:"hajde Zagore,neboj se,izađi!"

selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
7655 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 16:32:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita malac čovjeka na ulici: "Čiko, čiko, koliko je sati?" Kaže mu čovjek: "Nisam ti ja Chico, ja sam Zagor!"
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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vronski 2
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2381 Posts

Member since 11/10/2009

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 16:32:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vronski 2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita klinac prolaznika na ulici:
"Čiko koliko ima sati"?
a prolaznik će:
"Nisam ja Čiko, ja sam Zagor"!
;)
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vronski 2
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2381 Posts

Member since 11/10/2009

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 16:33:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vronski 2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
aaaaaa istovremeno smo pustili isti vic!
;)
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vronski 2
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2381 Posts

Member since 11/10/2009

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 16:34:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vronski 2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Moderna kletva:
-Dabogda imao pogodaka na LOTO-u koliko i metaka crvenih mundira pogodi Komandanta Marka!
;)
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emirem
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10816 Posts

Member since 18/01/2010

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 17:13:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dosao Zagor u Sarajevo da prebije pjevacicu Bebu Selimovic, pa ga pitaju Sarajlije u cemu je problem.
Zagor kaze "Problem je u onoj narodnoj pjesmi sto je pjeva jer pjeva.."Zvijezda tjera mjeseca, za goru ga zatjera!"
..eto ne svidja mi se kraj pjesme!!!
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 17:34:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ja sam čuo ovakvu verziju:

Došo Zagor u Sarajevo Bebi Selimović i pita je: - E, jel ti još uvijek pjevaš one pjesme?-
-Da- odgovori mu ona.
- A kaži mi, šta ti ono znači, "zagoru ga zatjera"?
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7655 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 18:10:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vronski 2

aaaaaa istovremeno smo pustili isti vic!
;)

Nismo, ja sam 16 sekundi ranije.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Obi-wan
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Croatia
13782 Posts

Member since 29/08/2004

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 18:35:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Obi-wan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ima li neki bez Zagora?
What you call sanity, it’s just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you’re just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine.
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 18:47:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovaj Obijev je dobar
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8584 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 18:50:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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REJS
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Serbia
2891 Posts

Member since 17/03/2008

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 18:51:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit REJS's Homepage  Send REJS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita Cak Noris Zagora...Jeli frajeru ti si isprasio Super Majka U 7 rundi.A Zagor ce na to...Nisam nisam ja,to je mislim Blek ili Tex neznam tacno.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5qbvnqMClk

Izbacite Facepalm sprecite sukobe,givnite sansu miru !!!
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nemanja93
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Serbia
2439 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 18:59:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Obi-wan

Ima li neki bez Zagora?


Cak Noris i Supermen su igrali obaranje ruku-ko izgubi nosi gace preko pantalona ceo zivot.
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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kenan92
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
388 Posts

Member since 26/01/2010

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 20:54:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit kenan92's Homepage  Send kenan92 a Yahoo! Message  Send kenan92 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kako je nastao Optimus Prime?
Svrsio Chuck Norris u kamion '
Here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea, comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep;for not all tears are an evil."
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29619 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 21:20:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kenan92

Kako je nastao Optimus Prime?
Svrsio Chuck Norris u kamion '
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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

Member since 26/11/2010

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 21:53:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
jednom je chuck norris darivao koštanu srž bolesniku, taj čovjek je danas poznat kao wolverine :)
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swamp thing
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
4078 Posts

Member since 05/08/2009

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 21:59:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send swamp thing a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by crazyboy993

jednom je chuck norris darivao koštanu srž bolesniku, taj čovjek je danas poznat kao wolverine :)

Prejak
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hogar_5
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
284 Posts

Member since 28/03/2004

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 22:06:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit hogar_5's Homepage  Send hogar_5 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
chuck norris je jednom posjetio djevicanska ostrva, sad su samo ostrva...

pozz
www.hogarcaffe.com ...bh strip sajt
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crazyboy993
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Croatia
760 Posts

Member since 26/11/2010

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 23:19:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send crazyboy993 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hogar_5

chuck norris je jednom posjetio djevicanska ostrva, sad su samo ostrva...

pozz

aloo, tpic se zove vicevi o stripovima, da ne skrenemo s teme,
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Ultex_035
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Serbia
42 Posts

Member since 27/12/2010

Posted - 26/01/2011 : 23:21:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Ultex_035 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Chuck Norris se jednom posvadjao sa Hulkom. Hulk se onda preselio u mocvaru i promenio ime u Shrek.
"With great power comes great responsibility"
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cat claw
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5843 Posts

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Posted - 27/01/2011 : 00:26:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send cat claw a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Naidje Betmen na Supermena.
Supermen sav izubijan i polomljen, na stakama i u gipsu.
- Sta bi? -pita Betmen
- Letim ti ja tako oko zemlje - odgovara Supi -
i vidim na Malibu plazi golu Vondervumn, rasirila noge.
-I?
- Stustim se na nju sa 5000 metara brzinom od 200 na sat!
-I?
-Nabijem joj ga do balcaka!
-Ooo, mora biti da se Vondervumn jako puno iznenadila!
-Mnogo manje od nevidljivog coveka!
Edited by - cat claw on 27/01/2011 00:27:02
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Ultex_035
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Serbia
42 Posts

Member since 27/12/2010

Posted - 27/01/2011 : 00:31:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Ultex_035 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vidi Betmen decaka koji placa i pita ga :
-Zasto places decko?
-Supermen mi je udario cvrgu!
-Uh,pa sto si ga dirao?
A ima i ona verzija kada kaze kasnim na bus. xD
"With great power comes great responsibility"
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 27/01/2011 : 00:45:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by crazyboy993

jednom je chuck norris darivao koštanu srž bolesniku, taj čovjek je danas poznat kao wolverine :)


ovaj je odličan XD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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