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Mr. Bushido
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
12925 Posts

Member since 23/09/2005

Posted - 30/01/2013 : 23:21:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mr. Bushido a Private Message  Reply with Quote
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

-- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Comics is any art you can read. -- Sean T. Collins
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Mali_Mate
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
2065 Posts

Member since 18/03/2006

Posted - 30/01/2013 : 23:39:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Mali_Mate's Homepage  Send Mali_Mate a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bushido

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

-- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi


Hans: As Gandhi said...'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind'. I believe that whole heartedly.
Bill: No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it.
http://matanovogumno.blogspot.com
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Zagor-te-nay
Senior Member



Croatia
2456 Posts

Member since 03/05/2006

Posted - 30/01/2013 : 23:41:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zagor-te-nay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Evo aktualno, jedna od Diogena:
Kad su mu jednom prilikom predbacivali što jede na trgu, odgovorio je: "Pa i gladovao sam na trgu."
Majka Bonelli je pocetak...i kraj.
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Johnny Difool
Advanced Member



Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 31/01/2013 : 09:13:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Hvala Bogu što sam ateist!"

- Luis Bunuel -
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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Johnny Difool
Advanced Member



Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 31/01/2013 : 09:18:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Da li je ljudožder napredniji ako jede vilicom i nožem?"

- Stanislav Jiri Lec -
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
Edited by - Johnny Difool on 31/01/2013 09:18:38
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adriano
Advanced Member

Croatia
4579 Posts

Member since 12/11/2009

Posted - 01/02/2013 : 12:45:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send adriano a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Milost ne tražim, niti bi vam je dao.
Rade Končar trenutak prije nego šta su ga streljali talijanski fašisti.
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mladjo
Advanced Member



Croatia
20013 Posts

Member since 15/04/2007

Posted - 01/02/2013 : 12:57:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Na jednog koji te voli dolaze dvojica koji te ne vole,
a od te dvojice koji te ne vole, jednom si izrazito antipatičan.


Djordje Balašević
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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tinton
stripovi.com suradnik

United Kingdom
19753 Posts

Member since 23/10/2011

Posted - 01/02/2013 : 14:44:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dva loša ubiše Miloša

odnosno
Two bad Milos dead

The good hockey player plays where puck is, the best hockey player plays where puck going to be

Wayne Gretzky

nije točno ovako, ali poanta ostaje ista
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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mr murdoc
Advanced Member



Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 01/02/2013 : 20:37:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Čovjek je uznemiren trajno. I postoji duboko negdje u nama slika,
zakopana,potopljena, kao ikona srebrom okovana, u zdencu.

Ta slika tiha je kao svitanje na moru, kada je sve sivo i kada se ne
čuje ništa nego gdje-gdje klokotanje vode.

To je vrijeme šutnje, kada se čovjek pere od nemira i roni
u tišini.


Miroslav Krleža
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 01/02/2013 : 21:00:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Arheolog je idealan suprug kojeg žena može imati. Što je ona starija, to se on za nju više zanima!"

- Agatha Christie -
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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Johnny Difool
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Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 01/02/2013 : 21:01:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Od nula je lako napraviti lance."

"Ako je sve na svijetu uistinu Božje djelo, onda je njegova volja bila i da ja budem ateist!"


- Stanislav Jiri Lec -
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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mr murdoc
Advanced Member



Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 01/02/2013 : 21:43:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Prevariti se u jednoj velikoj nadi,nije sramota!Sama činjenica da je takva nada mogla da postoji,vrijedi toliko da je suviše skupo plaćena jednim razočarenjem,ma kako ono teško bilo!

I.Andrić
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 02/02/2013 : 16:50:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
- Groucho Marx

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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

Member since 07/01/2008

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 14:41:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote


~"What's done is done"~
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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dnevni boravak
Senior Member



Croatia
1033 Posts

Member since 26/07/2008

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 15:15:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dnevni boravak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"I love to hit people. I love to."

"I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me."

Mike Tyson
I'm working on a dream Though sometimes it feels so far away
I'm working on a dream And I know it will be mine someday......
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 15:47:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Wow! These popplers taste great! They're just like sex, except I'm having them."

Fry on "Futurama"
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 18:03:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

''If you travel at the speed of light, faster than time, there will be no time.''



"No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."



"La libertà conduce alla noia e la noia alla dittatura."
Ennio Flaiano



"Per consolarci frughiamo tra i nostri escrementi, fisici o letterari. La merda è una certezza. Bene o male siamo noi a farla."



"The people don't need electronic music. Electricity is for killing traitors in the electric chair."
Vice President of the Moscow Conservatory of Music to Leon Theremin



"Rich people are poor people with money."



"It takes a long time to get through the anger over what's been taken, to get to the gratitude over what's been preserved"
Evan Handler



"Ni ga takega junaka, ki ne bi lulal kadar kaka." Sveta istina





From Rules of Attraction:

"I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you."

"I really did try to kill myself... right before I faked it."

"Since when does fucking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?"

"Fuck you all very much."

"I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger."



"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction



"When fascism makes it's way to these United States, it will disguise itself as bible wrapped in an American Flag."
Sinclair Lewis 1934


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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bagi
Advanced Member



Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 18:10:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote

"JEBO BI JA TEBE MALA MISLI MALO O TOME..."

Kras
Wtf?
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Poli
Advanced Member



Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 22:02:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bagi


"JEBO BI JA TEBE MALA MISLI MALO O TOME..."

Kras




Umalo se ugusio... a citao sam sve skupa jucer... No, u ovoj konotaciji je jos smesnije.

Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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KRAS
Advanced Member



Slovenia
7774 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 22:09:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bagi


"JEBO BI JA TEBE MALA MISLI MALO O TOME..."

Kras


svaka čast bagi...baš si ok lik, zbog čega smo se mi ono ružno gledali ? nema veze, za ovo imaš pivu...
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Johnny Difool
Advanced Member



Croatia
13988 Posts

Member since 21/02/2010

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 22:14:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Johnny Difool a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Čovjek postaje najbliži sebi kad postigne onakvu ozbiljnost kakvu ima dijete dok se igra."

- Heraklit -
Ja necu imati s kim ostati mlad ako svi ostarite,
i ta ce mi mladost teško pasti...
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8585 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 03/02/2013 : 22:19:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bagi


"JEBO BI JA TEBE MALA MISLI MALO O TOME..."

Kras


predobro
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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nemanja93
Senior Member



Serbia
2439 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 04/02/2013 : 22:37:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dođu tako vremena, kada pamet zašuti, budala progovori, a fukara se obogati!
Ivo Andrić
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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manhunter
Moderator



Switzerland
25386 Posts

Member since 17/09/2004

Posted - 04/02/2013 : 22:43:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send manhunter a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Man, i'm tired of being right!

Ace Ventura
I am legion. I do not forget. I do not forgive.
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djule
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1019 Posts

Member since 09/06/2011

Posted - 04/02/2013 : 22:55:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send djule a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nemanja93

Dođu tako vremena, kada pamet zašuti, budala progovori, a fukara se obogati!
Ivo Andrić


to si sad kopirao sa fejzbuka!





za ideale ginu budale

bora čorba
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