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Dukidule
Advanced Member
Chile
4039 Posts
Member since 20/05/2014 |
 Posted - 22/05/2017 : 21:25:19
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"Pola sata sam ih zatrpavao pričom,
htjedoh im kuluru upoznati,
sve dok mi konobar ne reče:
Dečko! To su suncobrani!"
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Za koga ja navijam samo je moja stvar.
A ljubav je jedna, jedina... |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12516 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 23/05/2017 : 13:09:34
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My dick went completely orange.
So I went to the doc to have a look at it. The Doc was watching my dick with interesting disgust and asked me:
"What are you so all doing during the day?"
I said: "Nothing special Doc because I most recently got the sack so I am mainly watching some porn now while eating paprika chips." :)
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On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl.
Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his penis.
He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.
Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion.
Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed him the green growth. Dr. Smith said, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right away".
Joe could not accept this.
His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time.
He went to Dr. Chu Wong. Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said:"These Amadican Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop chop. Amputation not necesally."
Joe was relieved.
Dr.Wong said "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own." |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
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Bachy
Senior Member
Croatia
1696 Posts
Member since 06/05/2009 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37354 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
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Germany
11683 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11683 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11683 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 29/05/2017 : 21:17:02
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Originally posted by izivko
Specijalna postrojba za uništavanje ilegalnih namirnica
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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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nagor
Advanced Member
Croatia
12553 Posts
Member since 21/02/2012 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37354 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5126 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5126 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12516 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 06/06/2017 : 12:04:43
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Snakes
Most popular movie:
Footloose.
Most popular TV series:
Six feet under.
Average size of their lair:
10 square feet.
Most popular song:
I am walking by Fats Domino.
Most hated occupation:
Foot massager.
Most popular phrase:
Break a leg. |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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VICEVI !!!
