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drogsy
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 14:34:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Opti

AVATAR - Štrumpfovi meets Alisa u zemlji čudesa
Go kneel and weep
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 14:37:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote

TWISTER - it sucks.
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 18/04/2010 : 16:47:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOL
evo par mojih:
DOBAR, LOŠ, ZAO - (osim onog aaaaaaaaaaa) trojica revolveraša kreću u potragu za zlatom vojske konfederacije
ZA DOLAR VIŠE - dvojica lovaca na glave pokušavaju uloviti vođu bande za 100000$ nagrade
ZA ŠAKU DOLARA - čovjek bez imena traži dvojicu braće kriminalaca
BILO JEDNOM NA DIVLJEM ZAPADU - onaj koji zna svirati i onaj koji zna pucati se bore protiv lokalne bande
PINK PANTHER - peter sellers pokušava otkriti kako je roza pantera pretvorena u dijamant
PTICE - opsjednute ptice napadaju grad
VELIKI DIKTATOR - charlie chaplin se pretvorio u hitlera
SVJETLA VELEGRADA - charlie chaplin odlučio pojesti cipelu
MISERY - james caan završava u kući psihopatske medicinske sestre
LITTLE NICKY - dvojica sinova sotone pokušavaju zavladati new yorkom
VRISAK - ljubitelj eduarda muncha postaje serijski ubojica
"Nothing lasts forever."
Edited by - Darth Ivan on 18/04/2010 16:57:43
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dessa
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Serbia
4352 Posts

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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 16:59:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dessa a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Evo, da se oprobam i ja.


TERMINATOR - Lik izabere ćaleta i pošalje ga u prošlost da mu ovaj jeb*e kevu.
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kitaric
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Serbia
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 17:30:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send kitaric a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dessa

Evo, da se oprobam i ja.


TERMINATOR - Lik izabere ćaleta i pošalje ga u prošlost da mu ovaj jeb*e kevu.

vrh!
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 18:14:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pink Panther - Tip s puno bijelih rukavica zajebava Sellersa kojega na kraju bace u ćorku.
Novi Pink Panther - Steve Martin pokušava nadmašiti Sellersa, ali ne uspijeva.
North by Northwest - Cijene aviona-igračaka na tržištu su nakon ovoga skočile.
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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vronski 2
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 18:19:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vronski 2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Društvo mrtvih pesnika-profa engleskog pokušava da uvede nove metode nastave oličene u pantrenju na klupe i na kraju ga ispuši jer dobija otkaz a isPUŠE ga i njegovi učenici jer nema nijedne ribe na koledžu i jer se okupljaju u mračnoj pećini kao i svi latentni gejevi!
;)
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vronski 2
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 18:19:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vronski 2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ups, htedoh reći u PENTRANJU na klupe, sorry...
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 18:27:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Opti


RALJE - morski pas jede ljude

RALJE 2 - morski pas jede helikoptere
RALJE 3 - morski pas dovede aqualand do bankrota
RALJE 4 - morski pas eksplodira nabivši se na štapić
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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kitaric
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Serbia
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 18:28:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send kitaric a Private Message  Reply with Quote
EVIL TOONS - Tasmanijski Djavo se pretvara u pornicarke :)

TAXi DRIVER - Robert De Niro gledao Rane pa se napalio.

LORD OF THE RINGS - dosadna verzija Bobe Smrada

JURASSIC PARK - Cak Noris juri T-Rexa i dzipa
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.
Edited by - kitaric on 18/04/2010 22:03:35
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Opti
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Vatican City
4533 Posts

Member since 06/07/2009

Posted - 18/04/2010 : 18:30:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Silent night deadly night II - GARBAGE DAY!!!! BANG
Mr Smith goes to Washington - Mr Smith ima problema s temperamentom
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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drogsy
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 18:32:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jurski Park 1 - Ljudi kloniraju dinosaure, pa ih ovi pojedu.
Jurski Park 2 - Ljudi pokušavaju zatvoriti dinosaure na otoku i onda naplaćivati ulznice onima koji bi ih htjeli vidjeti, ali ih dinosauri opet pojedu.
Go kneel and weep
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Opti
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Vatican City
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 18:34:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Opti a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jurski park 3 - ljudi samo šetaju po otoku, ali ih dinosauri opet pojedu!
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert ragungsgesetz!!
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anto
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Serbia
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Member since 29/06/2008

Posted - 18/04/2010 : 19:21:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send anto a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dessa

Evo, da se oprobam i ja.


TERMINATOR - Lik izabere ćaleta i pošalje ga u prošlost da mu ovaj jeb*e kevu.

genijalno
Dajte nam Ralph Azhama;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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anto
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Serbia
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Member since 29/06/2008

Posted - 18/04/2010 : 19:22:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send anto a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vronski 2

Društvo mrtvih pesnika-profa engleskog pokušava da uvede nove metode nastave oličene u pantrenju na klupe i na kraju ga ispuši jer dobija otkaz a isPUŠE ga i njegovi učenici jer nema nijedne ribe na koledžu i jer se okupljaju u mračnoj pećini kao i svi latentni gejevi!
;)
Dajte nam Ralph Azhama;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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Lord Vader89
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France
9543 Posts

Member since 05/07/2007

Posted - 18/04/2010 : 19:38:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lord Vader89 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
neke provale su stvarno smesne, neke su dovoljno zanimljive za utrositi 1,79 sekundi zivota, a neke su, blago receno, glupe i neprimerene....
Potpis u dva reda, prema pravilniku:
Vader je, kao i uvek, u pravu. ; john connor ; 2022 A.D.
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vronski 2
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 20:36:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vronski 2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
KO TO TAMO PEVA-Grupa različitih likova našla se u razdrndanom autobusu gde je šofer debil a kondukter korumpiran, idu ka cilju a nikako da stignu pritom se gložeći međusobno i raspravljajući ko je patriota a ko izdajnik, na kraju se dočepaju Beograda gde ih dočekaju bombe a na kraju ide titl: 1941, 1999 ili 2010 sasvim je svejedno, ovde vam je svake godine identično SRANJE!
;)
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Deers
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 20:40:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Deers a Private Message  Reply with Quote
KO TO TAMO PEVA? - cigani
"Trzaj mišica i nad prazninom sam."
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vronski 2
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 20:44:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vronski 2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
MISERY-Pofesor Inz se preobukao u žensko i maltretira Manhuntera vezanog za krevet!
;-)))
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kitaric
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Serbia
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 21:44:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send kitaric a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Way of the dragon - Bruce Lee ispizdio Cak Norisa

Karate Kid - Matori namcor vrbuje klinca da mu sredi gajbu za dz.

Highlander - Brdjani seku glave jedni drugima.
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.
Edited by - kitaric on 18/04/2010 22:01:32
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
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Posted - 19/04/2010 : 00:31:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Opti,you never cease to amaze me!

"Twilight"-emo cura koja je očito na drogama se zaljubi u vampira(jer nijednog drugog objašnjenja nema zašto bi itko napravio nešto tako glupo)koji dobiva efekt disko kugle na suncu i koji je vegeterijanac...u biti,jedan veliki WTF
"Avatar"-super animacija,ali je i dalje o plavim mačka-ljudima
"Titanic"-ljubavni roman od 18 kn smještena u milijune dolara specijalnih efekata
"Clash of the titans"(2010.)-original u CGI-ju
"Butterfly effect"-nakon zajebavanja sa slavnim osobama,Ashton Kutcher se zajebava sa vremenom,ali i sa samim sobom
Svi filmovi na "movie"(Scary movie,Date movie,Epic movie,....)-recentniji hitovi na drogama
Bilo koji slasher-horror-manijak,krv,sex,a ponekad i droge
"Pluto Nash"-don't,just don't
"Team America"-lutke koje ubijaju teroriste,a sexaju se(i to u više poza)
"Halloween 3"-nema Michaela Myersa,samo maske koje vas pretvaraju u gnijezda za zmije,kukce i štakore
"Spiderman"-popularni strip pretvoren u "Power rangerse"
"Oprosti za kung-fu"-curu je napumpao Azijac,i ona se vraća doma
"Attack of the killer tomatoes"-rajčice koje jedu ljude
"Attack of the killer tomatoes 2"-rajčice koje se pretvaraju u ljude i onda ih ubijaju
"Jennifer's body"-koga briga za radnju,kad imate Megan Fox?
"Liar,liar"-Jim Carrey mora stalno govoriti istinu i upada u lude situacije
"Yes man"-Jim Carrey mora stalno govoriti "Da!" i upada u lude situacije
"Nemogući Dave"-Eddie Murphy siluje i ubija onaj zadnji komadić njegove karijere
"Carrie"-cura poblesavi i pobije sve svoje vršnjake na maturalnoj
"Love actually"-gomila ljudi i njihove ljubavne situacije
"Valentine's day"-gomila ljudi i njihove ljubavne situacije...na Valentinovo
"That's hot,that's not"-Paris Hilton...nema se više šta za reći
Edited by - Lucy Liu on 19/04/2010 00:35:11
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Grujah.
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Serbia
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Posted - 19/04/2010 : 00:40:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Grujah. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Battlestar Galactica - Zemlja je unistena, nadju Zemlju, Zemlja je unistena, nadju Zemlju, Zemlja je.. (repeat while (true) )
Edited by - Grujah. on 19/04/2010 00:40:55
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andjelt
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Serbia
2217 Posts

Member since 28/07/2008

Posted - 19/04/2010 : 18:54:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send andjelt a Private Message  Reply with Quote
KICKBOX - što mu bratu slomu kičmu
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drogsy
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Croatia
4708 Posts

Member since 27/12/2009

Posted - 19/04/2010 : 19:03:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send drogsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The book of Eli - klosari se kolju oko knjige.
Go kneel and weep
Edited by - drogsy on 19/04/2010 19:06:32
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Beren
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Montenegro
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Posted - 19/04/2010 : 19:23:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Beren a Private Message  Reply with Quote
MATRIX - dokumentarac o plavim i crvenim tabletama

Moja domovina je mene dala ovu koru bijelog hleba, sretne ljude, srecnu mladost, velik komad vedrog neba...
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