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WOLF-HUNTER
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 21:19:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message
Ljudi, kako bi me neko izazvao na topicu 10: nagor, treba mi neki glupi topic da otvorim pa nisam znao šta da uzmem pa rekoh eto ovo da uradim. Nisam siguran šta da se ovdje objavljuje pa eto neke provale te vaše, sa fejsa ili drugih sr**a pa hajdete sada da navalimo.

Znam da ima sličan topic ovdje imenom "VICEVI" ali eto možemo da budemo konkurenti tako da navalite. Sigurno će vas morati nešta zanimati na ovome topicu pa tako produžite nosove i zavirite malo ovdje, usput, trebate da pročirite nosove jer se zrak jedino ne plaća. U svakom slučaju, nemojte da kačite slike mafija jer ću dobiti ja problem jer imam tamo nekih jarana ( boli vas briga tkoji su to jarani ) i što je najbitnije, nemojte da kačite slike mečki i limuzina, hoćel te da ljudi pomisle da je ovo auto-pijaca!?

Evo nekoliko pravila:
1. Nemojte kačiti slike mafijaša i limuzina!
2. Ako neko hoće da dadne kakvu paru neka se meni javi!
3. Pazite na šaht!
4. Nema zajebancija do 23:00 sata! Fata će nas ubiti!
5. Što više šala na račun Muje i Hase!
6. Nema unošenja alkohola, cigara, marihuane ili albuma od Justina Bibera!
7. Iskuni forumaši prije ulaska moraju da donesu bombonjeru!
8. Kafa se prima, ali samo ona od 12 maraka!
9. Ovdje sam zaboravio šta ide!!!
10. Gdje si ba DeeCay? Šta ima?
11. Nemojte mi mahalske priče ovdje!
12. 12 nema!

U slučaju da se ne budete pdridružavali pravila, ima da napravim sranje kako WC šolja nije vidjela!!!


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Plavuša i brineta gledaju popodnevne vijesti u 18.00.

Reporter izvještava o čovjeku koji želi počiniti samoubojstvo sa mosta.

Brineta se okrene prema plavuši i kaže: “Kladim se u 500 € da će skočiti!”

Plavuša kaže: “Ok, dogovoreno!”

Gledaju tijek situacije, čovjek je skočio i plavuša daje 500 € brineti.

“Ne mogu prihvatiti novac” kaže brineta, “Gledala sam vijesti u 17.00 i znala sam da će skočiti.”

“Ne, ne, moraš uzeti novac. Ja sam isto gledala vijesti u 17.00, ali nisam mislila da će opet skočiti.”
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Zove pijanac preko tel. policiju:

-Brzo dođite ukrali mi mjenjac i volan.

-Kako ti ukrali mjenjac i volan, a ostavili cijeli auto?

-E pa, tako ukrali mi.

-Dobro,dolazimo za 10 minuta.

Nakon 3-4 minute ponovo zove pijanac policiju:

-Ne dolazite!

-Zasto da ne dolazimo?

-Ma sjeo sam na zadnje sjedalo.
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Zvrsili Mujo i Haso u zatvoru.
Haso poče švrljati po zidovima.
A Mujo kaze:
- Aj nemoj bolan, izbacice nas napolje.
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Sedi narkoman ispred ogledala i pucka prstima. Nakon nekog vremena prilazi mu majka i pita ga:
- Nikola, sta to radis?
A on ce na to:
- A da, Nikola!
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Dosla devojka kod svestenika i kaze:
-devojka: Oce opsovala sam Boga
-svestenik: zasto?
-devojka: pa dosao momak kod mene i poljubi me
-svestenik nju poljubi i kaze: eto poljubio sam te to nije razlog da psujes Boga
-devojka: onda me skinuo
-svestenik nju skine: eto skinuo sam te to nije razlog da psujes Boga
-devojka: onda me kres*o
-svestenik nju kr*sne i kaže: eto cak ni to nije razlog da psujes Boga
-devojka: onda je rekao da ima SIDU!
-svestenik: J*bo te Bog!!
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Eto, samo nemojte bacati jake komentare, ipak sam ja čovjek svoje klase!
Edited by - WOLF-HUNTER on 30/08/2014 22:16:57

sergej773
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Cuba
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 21:50:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sergej773 a Private Message
Jel sme hors da se unosi
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tinton
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 22:10:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tinton a Private Message


Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali u boji obavezno)!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 22:13:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message
ima li bunike?
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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kiky
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 22:19:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit kiky's Homepage  Send kiky a Private Message
katastrofa
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sergej773
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Cuba
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 22:36:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sergej773 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

ima li bunike?
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 22:39:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message
Topic 10: nagor
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 22:46:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message
Evo jedne prigodne.

Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
Edited by - DODSFERD on 23/08/2014 22:47:22
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Tintilinic
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 22:48:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tintilinic a Private Message
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 23:01:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message
Ovako ja to sve skupa zamišljam...

Edited by - nagor on 23/08/2014 23:01:26
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sergej773
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Cuba
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 23:15:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sergej773 a Private Message
Kakvo je to smejanje, ako se trava ne sme unositi?
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 23:24:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message
Jebo sve ako sam gluplju stvar pročitao na ovom forumu do sada...Ovo treba biti kao smiješno?
Wtf?
Edited by - bagi on 23/08/2014 23:25:14
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1Euro
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 23:27:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message
koji je uopšte point tog topika?

iako ima nekih smiješnih pravila, onako kafanskih na prvu loptu,...ali u biti jako glup topik, ono "kr neki"....
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bluefield
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Czech Republic
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Posted - 23/08/2014 : 23:44:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bluefield a Private Message
Grohotom se smijem!
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Zagor12
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 14:00:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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brni
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Croatia
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 14:06:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send brni a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by sergej773

quote:
Originally posted by lwood

ima li bunike?
"Clark Kent je Supermanova kritika covjecanstva"
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fikus
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1966 Posts

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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 14:18:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile
always progressive, never conventional!
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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 14:58:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message
A koji od ove dvojice je taj prijatelj.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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gerilac1
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 16:51:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send gerilac1 an AOL message  Send gerilac1 a Private Message
Vučino ne provaljuj se
Junak stavlja na kocku cak i prst!
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WOLF-HUNTER
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
2633 Posts

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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 19:17:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by sergej773

Jel sme hors da se unosi


Može.
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WOLF-HUNTER
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 19:18:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send WOLF-HUNTER a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by DODSFERD

A koji od ove dvojice je taj prijatelj.


Fikus je onaj što govori "Spreman?" a ja sam onaj što se okrenuo naopačke
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sergej773
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Cuba
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 19:26:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sergej773 a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by WOLF-HUNTER

quote:
Originally posted by sergej773

Jel sme hors da se unosi


Može.

A LSD, Koka, Met?
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Tintilinic
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 19:30:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tintilinic a Private Message
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DODSFERD
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 20:02:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message
Ja bih najradije uneo bačvicu ruma, za svaki slučaj ako zatreba.
Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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1Euro
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 22:48:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by DODSFERD

Ja bih najradije uneo bačvicu ruma, za svaki slučaj ako zatreba.


pa moglo bi, uz svu tu drogu koje če forumaši unjeti...jel može netko čips donjeti?
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Kruger
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Croatia
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Posted - 24/08/2014 : 22:55:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Kruger a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by 1Euro

quote:
Originally posted by DODSFERD

Ja bih najradije uneo bačvicu ruma, za svaki slučaj ako zatreba.


pa moglo bi, uz svu tu drogu koje če forumaši unjeti...jel može netko čips donjeti?


tvoje optužbe su poprilično jako teške!. od kud ti takove ideje?
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