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NESVRSTANI
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izivko
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lwood
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izivko
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Germany
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izivko
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Germany
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/04/2024 : 17:05:06
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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son, Anthony A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving Mama
Moral: Never Bulla Shita your Mama.
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izivko
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Germany
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panzer
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Posted - 20/04/2024 : 09:43:21
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A man buys a robot that slaps people when they tell a lie.
He decides to test it on his family at dinner that night.
The man asked his son, "Son, what did you do after school today?"
The son replied, "Oh, I just did some homework" and the robot slapped the son.
The son said, "Okay I actually watched a movie with my friends".
The father asked, "What was the movie?"
The son said, "Star Wars, Episode 5". The robot slapped the son. The son stammered "Okay it was Showgirls".
The father laughed, "Ugh, I would never watch movies like that". The robot slapped the dad.
The mom laughed, "He certainly is your son". The robot slapped the mom. |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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NESVRSTANI
Advanced Member
Croatia
10121 Posts
Member since 08/02/2006 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11681 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11681 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11681 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11681 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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ned_lynx
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Hercule Poirot
stripovi.com suradnik
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Poli
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Slovenia
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