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trolodtroje
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Member since 14/09/2010

Posted - 07/01/2014 : 08:06:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Dranki
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2549 Posts

Member since 03/06/2007

Posted - 08/02/2014 : 11:09:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Dranki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad mi nakon dugotrajne refaktorizacije IDE kompilira iz prve:


Kada mjesecna trial verzija iznenada istekne:


Kad konacno upoznam lika ciju sam biblioteku morao da koristim dvije godine:


Kad me sef uhvati da radim nesto sto ne bih trebao:


Kad mi praktiktant zeli pokazati svoje programerske vjestine:


Kad diskretno predam nazad kolegi uzasan projekt


Kad sam jedini u firmi koji zeli da mijenja stari kod:


Kad klijent otvori modul za koji znam da ne radi (ovaj isti Marty Feldman):


Kad pokusam implementirati komad koda koji sam pokupio sa stackoverflow.com:


Kad slucajno uradim DELETE CASCADE:


Kada dobijem slobodan vikend koji je kolega trazio za svoje praznike:


Kad se bug pojavi tokom prezentacije:


Kad pokusavam kodirati u C++:
I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote.
I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 08/02/2014 : 17:37:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Odlično
Onaj stvarno ko Martin Feldman
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 08/02/2014 17:37:25
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Dranki
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2549 Posts

Member since 03/06/2007

Posted - 09/11/2014 : 21:12:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Dranki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad mi sef obeca extra bonus ako zavrsim posao prije roka:


"Mislim da je ovom kodu potreban refactoring":


Kad ja i kolega radimo na istom kodu:


Kad otkrijemo ko je pokvario kafe-masinu:


Kad praktikant pokusa da programira kao senior:


Joomla ili Wordpress?


Debagovanje u velikim projektima:


Kada me kolega pita za pomoc u petak navece:


Kad mi kolega da svoju tataturu da mu rijesim bag:


Taman kad tokom prezentacije neko zeli da klikne na button koji ne radi:


Kada se krajnji rok sve vise i vise priblizava:


Kad dva tima treba da merge-uju svoj kod:


Kad uradim sve bas onako kako klijent zeli:


Kad klijent restartuje server dok radim na njemu:
I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote.
I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
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Dranki
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2549 Posts

Member since 03/06/2007

Posted - 08/09/2015 : 14:10:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Dranki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad u petak navece hocu kuci i sjednem na svoj motor, a sef, zamjenik sefa i projekt menadzer me pokusavaju zaustaviti pa mi se objese oko vrata:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c76_1441678241
I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote.
I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
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Markos
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Croatia
28984 Posts

Member since 27/08/2001

Posted - 08/09/2015 : 14:23:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Markos's Homepage  Send Markos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
Trouble will find me
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trolodtroje
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3266 Posts

Member since 14/09/2010

Posted - 08/09/2015 : 21:43:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Naši project manageri misle da 9 žena zajedno mogu za jedan mjesec roditi jednu bebu.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 09/09/2015 : 21:08:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 09/09/2015 21:10:07
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nagor
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Croatia
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Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 09/09/2015 : 22:41:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Markos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
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