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emirem
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10748 Posts

Member since 18/01/2010

Posted - 07/09/2017 : 20:46:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Oki

Ovo u Bosni nakon piramida otkrili i dinusaure...;)



Bas je kao T-Rex.

"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11677 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 08/09/2017 : 10:07:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Muž i žena došli u neki luksuzan hotel, sjede u baru i vide jednu jako zgodnu djevojku.
“Baš je zgodna ona tamo… šteta što je prostitutka” – kaže muž.
“Sram te bilo, kako možeš za tu finu djevojku pričati takve stvari…”
“Ma, prostitutka je, sto posto!”
“Ma nije” – žena tvrdi.

“Evo, dokazat ću ti. Kreni polako do naše sobe, a ja ću je pokupiti i dovesti. Uđi prije nas u spavaću sobu, sakrij se negdje i slušaj…”
I tako, sjedi žena skrivena iza zavjese, kad muž dovodi djevojku…
“Dobro, kod mene se plaća unaprijed, to je 100 eura na sat.”
“Uh, pa to je puno para, nemam toliko…”
“Pa koliko bi dao…”
“Što ja znam, imam samo 10 eura.”
“Onda ne znam što si me uopće zvao!” – kaže prostitutka i bijesno izađe.
Poslije nekog vremena, muž i žena se vratili u bar, sjede i pričaju, kad prostitutka prolazi pored njih i dobacuje:
“Eto vidiš što dobiješ za 10 eura!"

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 10/09/2017 : 11:56:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 10/09/2017 : 21:37:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 11/09/2017 : 15:23:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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split85
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Croatia
8189 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 13/09/2017 : 18:29:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 14/09/2017 : 11:43:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 14/09/2017 : 11:48:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 14/09/2017 : 12:06:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://imgur.com/gallery/MNYw6XK

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awQ36Gr_700b.jpg
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 14/09/2017 : 14:25:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Space Marine
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Croatia
1228 Posts

Member since 08/09/2013

Posted - 15/09/2017 : 00:24:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Space Marine a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.

Edited by - Space Marine on 15/09/2017 00:26:02
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izivko
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Germany
11585 Posts

Member since 25/07/2003

Posted - 15/09/2017 : 07:54:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Have mercy
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 17/09/2017 : 19:50:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Wtf?

Edited by - bagi on 17/09/2017 19:51:24
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Vlaadisha
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USA
3295 Posts

Member since 21/07/2004

Posted - 17/09/2017 : 21:00:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Vlaadisha a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Space Marine




fak, sad su svaki Alexov post da citam sa ovim akcentom
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 22/09/2017 : 00:28:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ako ne zna pivo točiti, ne zaslužuje da ga se sluša kad počne o svjetskim zavjerama...

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izivko
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Germany
11585 Posts

Member since 25/07/2003

Posted - 22/09/2017 : 07:30:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Čovjek je inteligentna budala.
U to sam se uvjerio više puta.

Have mercy
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bagi
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3840 Posts

Member since 29/12/2002

Posted - 22/09/2017 : 08:00:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bagi a Yahoo! Message  Send bagi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by izivko

Čovjek je inteligentna budala.
U to sam se uvjerio više puta.



Misliš nešto kao nagor,samo bez onog inteligentna?

Wtf?
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Dwayne_Looney
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6562 Posts

Member since 15/10/2014

Posted - 22/09/2017 : 09:18:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Dwayne_Looney a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Na cesti gužva, svi automobili stoje.
Jednom čovjeku netko kuca na prozor. Ovaj otvara prozor i pita: - Što se ovdje događa?
- Ma, teroristi oteli cijelu Vladu i ministre pa traže 10.000.000 eura ili će ih politi benzinom i zapaliti.
- I, koliko ljudi daju?
- Pa tako, litru-dvije.


Pričaju dva psa. Jedan pita drugog:
- Znaš što ima novo u gradu?
- Ne znam, što?
- Postavili su nove stupove.
- Aaaa, pa to moramo zaliti!

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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 23/09/2017 : 22:22:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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izivko
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Germany
11585 Posts

Member since 25/07/2003

Posted - 23/09/2017 : 22:44:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Have mercy
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 24/09/2017 : 11:35:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
37275 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 24/09/2017 : 13:26:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

https://imgur.com/gallery/V9crc


https://imgur.com/gallery/P2ieH




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See

Edited by - Poli on 24/09/2017 13:27:11
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Oki
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Croatia
5100 Posts

Member since 10/02/2011

Posted - 24/09/2017 : 14:38:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Prcganji...
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Oki
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Croatia
5100 Posts

Member since 10/02/2011

Posted - 24/09/2017 : 14:40:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 24/09/2017 : 20:34:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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