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Poli
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panzer
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Posted - 01/08/2018 : 14:24:10
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Iz knjige Devil's Dictionary:
CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
EGOTIST, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.
HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
HISTORY, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
HYENA, n. A beast held in reverence by some oriental nations from its habit of frequenting at night the burial-places of the dead. But the medical student does that.
LIGHTHOUSE, n. A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
MULATTO, n. A child of two races, ashamed of both.
PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom— and of whom only—it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not. |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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senokute
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Oki
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Oki
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izivko
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Germany
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
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Posted - 03/08/2018 : 07:57:32
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Lavricu care, kupi nam cigare!!
te jos jedna iz danasnje Mladine
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Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Edited by - Poli on 03/08/2018 08:08:15 |
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Poli
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