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izivko
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Germany
11677 Posts
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RadioClash
Senior Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1670 Posts
Member since 20/11/2015 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11677 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11677 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11677 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37349 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37349 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37349 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46531 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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Risar_69
Advanced Member
Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 12/08/2018 : 14:07:34
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Severina ide ka spovedi zbog grijehova, pa kaže: oče griješila sam. A župnik kaže: znam znam gledao sam. |
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
Edited by - Risar_69 on 12/08/2018 14:08:01 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12514 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 13/08/2018 : 11:06:18
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One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....
"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people wont call you the bridge builder if you do that here. No, no, they dont!"
"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people wont call you the house builder if you do that. No, no they dont!"
"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people wont call you the tavern builder either. They sure wont!"
"But if you fuck one goat......." |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12514 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 13/08/2018 : 11:20:08
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The mayor of an African town in one of France’s former colonies came to pay a visit to the mayor of a French town of more or less the same size. He was astonished at the mayor’s office. It was full of fine furniture, expensive paintings, and rich decorations.
“How can you afford these things on a mayor’s salary?” he asked.
The French mayor beckoned him over to the window.
“See that bridge? 10%.”
It took a moment for the African mayor to get the message. But his eyes lit up when he did.
Years later, the French mayor visited the African town. In the mayor’s office, he was shocked to find even more luxury than in his own – with Aubusson carpets, delicate Chinese vases, and Old Master paintings.
“Now, I have to ask you the same question you asked me,” he began. “How can you afford all of these things?”
The African mayor pointed out the window.
“See that bridge?”
“Well… no… I don’t see any bridge.”
“Right. 100%.” |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12514 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 13/08/2018 : 11:20:53
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Harley died and went to heaven. St Peter was delighted by his arrival and informed Harley that God really wanted to meet him as a great fellow designer.
They finally met and as they were walking along talking about various aspects of design Harley mustered the courage to tell God that " Eve had an inherent design flaw which has never been fixed in all subsequent models."
God looked at him quite puzzled and asked him what that design flaw was. Harley replied, "well the inlet valve and the outlet valve on a woman are too close to each other."
God stared at Harley in amazement and after nodding for a while he put his arm around Harley and replied: "That may be so Harley, but don't forget more men have ridden my model than all your models put together." |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37349 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Peyo
Advanced Member
Croatia
10058 Posts
Member since 28/10/2005 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37349 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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MSBlueberry
Senior Member
1692 Posts
Member since 18/02/2013 |
Posted - 14/08/2018 : 20:24:05
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Iman jedan vic, dakle ona dva nogometna kriminalca (ne sečala se Lukiša i Lovren) su išli posjetit svog Gazdu u drugoj državi. I šetaju se oni tako, naravno Maminjo im se zahvalija na velikom prilivu novca u njegovo Poduzeće/HNS zbog ovog Mundijala, kad ispred njih se sklupčala zmija u travi, skočila na Maminja i ugrizla ga u onu stvar (inače služi pretežno za mokrenje). Ova dvojica nisu čekala ni časa, odmah su klekla i isisala mu otrov. Sav sretan i iscrpljen Maminjo in kaže: ˝Hvala van sinovi moji spasili ste mi život˝. Eto jedna lipa priča sa sretnim završetkom. |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37349 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12514 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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Stari borac
Average Member
Croatia
504 Posts
Member since 03/11/2004 |
Posted - 20/08/2018 : 23:51:53
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Ulazi gost u hotel u jednom manjem gradu u Dalmaciji i pita: “Dobra večer, imate li slobodnu sobu?” Vlasnik hotela: “Ima”. Gost: “Može li se kod vas nešto pojesti?” Vlasnik: “Može.” Gost: “Nudite li možda večernje usluge?” Vlasnik: “A to, nudimo, nudimo. Za to imamo Anđu, 50€.” Gost: “A nudite li možda usluge drugog spola?” Vlasnik: “A to, pa nudimo i to. Za to imamo Šimu, 500€.” Gost: “Molim, 500€?! Zašto deset puta skuplje?” Vlasnik: “Gledajte, meni to baš nije drago, zato ide meni 100€. Župniku isto nije drago, zato i njemu ide 100€. Načelniku općine isto nije drago, zato i njemu ide 100€.” Gost: “A Šime dobije samo 200€?” Vlasnik: “Ne, 200€ idu Stipi i Anti da drže Šimu jer ni njemu to nije drago...”
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5126 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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izivko
Advanced Member
Germany
11677 Posts
Member since 25/07/2003 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37349 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Hercule Poirot
stripovi.com suradnik
12881 Posts
Member since 28/11/2017 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37349 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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