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supermark
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Posted - 23/08/2019 : 20:39:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
jeo i ja
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vice
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Posted - 23/08/2019 : 21:10:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send vice a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

neki dan u zg vidio da se nudi pizza s nutellom. toliko.



Jel to ona desert pizza s nutellom i bananom? Jer to i ne zvuči toliko loše.

And like that... he's gone.
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mogorovic
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Posted - 24/08/2019 : 00:12:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mogorovic a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

neki dan u zg vidio da se nudi pizza s nutellom. toliko.



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DiSkAcH
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Posted - 24/08/2019 : 11:40:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DiSkAcH a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Windwalker

Ameri jedu s ananasom.



Toga ima i kod nas u nekim pizzeriama (hawai i slične varijacije na ime) ;)
BTW ja sam tu u Ri jeo burek od čokolade i to je bilo OGAVNO!
Obožavam i jedno i drugo, ali taj spoj unutra malo izgorene čokolade i masnog tjesta...ne znam, najgori burek koji sam ikad probao.

-Hi Honey, did you miss me?
-With every bullet so far...

Edited by - DiSkAcH on 29/08/2019 14:39:19
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Poli
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Posted - 29/08/2019 : 14:21:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

https://www.facebook.com/osama.husseen/videos/2221659457931560/



















At a recent job interview:

"What's your name?"

"Walter Fucking Cunting Bollocks Wank Bastard Kelsey "

"Do you suffer from Tourette's Walter? ”

"No. But the Vicar at the Christening did."


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Posted - 29/08/2019 : 14:27:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





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mogorovic
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Posted - 30/08/2019 : 00:06:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mogorovic a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli


https://www.facebook.com/osama.husseen/videos/2221659457931560/














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Poli
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Posted - 30/08/2019 : 16:02:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



approved by Cannibal Corpse :D



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Poli
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Posted - 30/08/2019 : 16:05:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


https://www.facebook.com/FIBA3x3/videos/2495825763809536/


https://www.facebook.com/ESPN/videos/349213889362794/



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Stark
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mogorovic
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Poli
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Posted - 01/09/2019 : 10:44:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

https://direktno.hr/zivot/zabava/merkel-jednom-prilikom-rat-u-koreji-je-vjerojatan-kao-i-ja-na-naslovnici-u-kupacem-pogodite-u-kakvom-su-je-izdanju-ulovili-na-ljetovanju-165741/





maca malo prekratka ili... nesposobna ali dobro, tko bi ju osuđivao, biti okruzen sa toooliko vode, pa svakome bi mozak prokuvao
https://twitter.com/ya_avals/status/1167869457307320320



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Poli
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Posted - 02/09/2019 : 15:39:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




A netko ispod napisao: "Because women like things they cant handle."












Anything is possible dec d uej
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velka031
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quote:
Originally posted by mogorovic

quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

neki dan u zg vidio da se nudi pizza s nutellom. toliko.







Ne mogu vjerovati
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mogorovic
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Posted - 03/09/2019 : 00:15:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mogorovic a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli













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panzer
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Posted - 16/09/2019 : 21:56:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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mladjo
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COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero

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nagor
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lwood
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https://www.bitno.net/kultura/knjige/objavljeno-hrvatsko-izdanje-knjige-seks-kakav-niste-poznavali-s-predgovorom-don-damira-stojica/

Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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izivko
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I jedan ozbiljan


Have mercy
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supermark
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Posted - 23/09/2019 : 20:51:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
My wife kicked me out because
of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
But don't worry,

I'll return.
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King Warrior
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Posted - 24/09/2019 : 08:54:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by izivko




Jugostalgičar.
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nagor
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Posted - 24/09/2019 : 20:47:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dobra Kloppova priča:

Moramo se vratiti u 2011. godinu. Moja Borussia Dortmund igrala je protiv Bayerna u Münchenu. Bila je to velika ligaška utakmica. U Münchenu nismo pobijedili otprilike 20 godina. Često crpim inspiraciju iz filmova pa kad god moram motivirati dečke, pomislim na Rockyja Balbou.


Onda sam na ekranu prikazao scenu iz Rockyja IV. Onu s Ivanom Dragom. Klasik. Drago trči na traci, priključen je na računala i znanstvenici ga proučavaju. Sjećate se toga? Rekao sam dečkima: "Vidite, Bayern je Ivan Drago. Najbolji u svemu! Najbolja tehnologija! Najbolji strojevi! On je nezaustavljiv!"

Onda se vidi kako Rocky trenira u Sibiru u svojoj kolibi. On sječe borove i onda noseći trupce trči prema vrhu planine. Rekao sam dečkima: "Vidite?! To smo mi. Mi smo Rocky. Mi smo mali, ali imamo strast! Imamo srce šampiona! Mi možemo učiniti nemoguće!"

Nastavio sam govoriti i onda u jednom trenutku pogledao u dečke da vidim njihovu reakciju. Očekivao sam da će ustati, spremni da potrče uzbrdo u Sibir, da će apsolutno poludjeti.

Ali svi su samo sjedili i zurili u mene bez emocija.

Potpuno prazni.

Gledali su u mene kao da su mislili – o čemu ovaj luđak govori?

Onda sam shvatio da je Rocky IV. snimljen 80-ih godina. Kad su ovi dečki rođeni?

"Čekajte malo, neka dignu ruku oni koji znaju tko je Rocky Balboa", rekao sam dečkima.

Samo su se dvije ruke podigle, Sebastian Kehl i Patrick Owomoyela.

Svi ostali rekli su: "Ne, sorry, šefe."

https://www.index.hr/sport/clanak/klopp-napisao-zivotnu-pricu-mozda-samo-sanjam/2118872.aspx
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