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MSBlueberry
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Posted - 02/04/2020 : 11:52:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send MSBlueberry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ja mislin da će ga opet spasit parlamentarni izbori (Krajem ove godine), trebat će Adezeu pa će ovi suspendirat presudu (stavit na drugo čitanje!).
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panzer
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12504 Posts

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Posted - 02/04/2020 : 13:42:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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verab
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Croatia
2510 Posts

Member since 22/01/2015

Posted - 02/04/2020 : 15:54:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send verab a Private Message  Reply with Quote
u međuvremenu na Braču

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Peyo
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Croatia
10019 Posts

Member since 28/10/2005

Posted - 02/04/2020 : 16:42:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Peyo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Neprocjenjivo!

Pa još i goldune!

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MSBlueberry
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1692 Posts

Member since 18/02/2013

Posted - 02/04/2020 : 17:16:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send MSBlueberry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
E pa ja tu treču neću sigurno, ne pijen. Znači nakon čučina iša san na Colu, baš lipo!
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xilrion
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Croatia
2963 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 02/04/2020 : 17:29:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ja ću u četvrtu stavit treću.

https://xilrion.deviantart.com/
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xilrion
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Croatia
2963 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 02/04/2020 : 18:12:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
aktualno...

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MSBlueberry
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1692 Posts

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Posted - 02/04/2020 : 20:04:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send MSBlueberry a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by xilrion

ja ću u četvrtu stavit treću.


Oops, nije valjda hitno?
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xilrion
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Croatia
2963 Posts

Member since 16/12/2010

Posted - 02/04/2020 : 21:57:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit xilrion's Homepage  Send xilrion a Private Message  Reply with Quote
najbolje ravno u krv, bolje udara.

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DODSFERD
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Pitcairn Island
29953 Posts

Member since 14/03/2014

Posted - 03/04/2020 : 00:14:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DODSFERD a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pa na trećoj boci se većina ljudi daleko najduže zadrži, tako da situacija još uvijek nije alarmantna.

Sinaitakala Tu'imatamoana 'i Fanakavakilangi Fakafanua
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solar
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Croatia
21432 Posts

Member since 16/03/2004

Posted - 03/04/2020 : 00:49:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by verab

u međuvremenu na Braču




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lwood
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Colombia
46464 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 03/04/2020 : 06:17:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Internet komentar s indexa E ali to je zbilja čudno. Strojarstvo je realno jedan od najjačih fakulteta.
Imao sam sličan slučaj.
Kad sam kupovao stan, zgrada, novogradnja, je imala hrpu nedostataka, klasičan primjer kriminala u našoj građevini.
Između ostalog nisu postavili gromobran. I nakon podužeg natezanja, uspijem natjerati investitora da ga postavi.
Cca dvije godine kasnije za vrijeme oluje vjetar nam pomakne kompletan vrh krova, kapelaje se doslovno pomaknu sve, da ih nije držao gromobran razletjele bi se na sve strane.
I moj susjed, inžinjer strojarstva za to okrivi mene, jer sam ja kriv što sam tražio gromobran, pa je otpor vjetra na gromobranu pomaknuo sve to.
WTF???
Otpor vjetra na gromobranu, traci širokoj cca 4cm je pomaknuo komad krova???
A to što kapelaje uopće nisu bile ni na koji način pričvršćene za krovnu konstrukciju, to nema veze...

Isti taj susjed je okrivio nekog nepoznatog prolaznika da nam je posijao travu u dvorištu.
Imamo komadić zelene površine, tu su investitori dovezli zemlju kad je završavana kuća.
Bog zna odakle je zemlja, sa nekog iskopa vjerojatno, par radnika dovezlo prikolicu zemlje i poravnalo.
I taj moj susjed inžinjer posadi tu nekakvu talijansku širokolisnu travu koja se ne mora navodno kositi i održavati. Platio kao svetog petra kajganu,,,
A forica je, svaka sjemenka obložena filmom od nekog gnojiva, nisam to prije viido.
Uglavnom, nikne ta "specijalna" trava, ali nikne naravno i hrpa obične.
Moj susjed lud, da je to nama netko u prolazu bacio sjeme obične trave...
Štaaa?!?
I pokušam je njemu objasniti da je u toj zemlji koju su dovezli sa neke livade bilo naravno i sjemena obične trave, kad je posijao ono sjeme sa gnojivom, naravno da je buknula i obična.
Ma kakvi, nema šasne da ti to njemu objasniš. Neee, on je to polio vrelom vodom i pobio sve sjemenke prije sadnje...
A susjed nije bio balavac, bio je čovjek u sedamdesetim godinama.
Nevjerojatno, inžinjer strojarstva, sa desetljećima životnog i profesionalnog iskustva..

Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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motorista
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Serbia
256 Posts

Member since 16/02/2019

Posted - 03/04/2020 : 11:25:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send motorista a Private Message  Reply with Quote
^ Imamo tu i jedan obrt; ko ne zna, deo gromobranske instalacije se postavlja ispod temelja. Osetno je mučnije (i skuplje) izvesti je naknadno.

Tako da je 99% ovde reč o čisto estetskom efektu. Što implicira da ludi psiho mašinac možda i ne greši sasvim.
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panzer
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12504 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 04/04/2020 : 07:25:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
My Best Self-Defense Advice

If assaulted or confronted by a stranger, sneeze or cough as loudly and hard as you can.

Bionic Mosquito

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 04/04/2020 : 15:10:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 04/04/2020 : 15:16:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
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Posted - 04/04/2020 : 15:21:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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nagor
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Croatia
12553 Posts

Member since 21/02/2012

Posted - 04/04/2020 : 15:31:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
37275 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 04/04/2020 : 20:38:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
37275 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 04/04/2020 : 20:40:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

iako lazno...

https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell/status/1245458419026444288


















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Edited by - Poli on 04/04/2020 20:42:40
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 05/04/2020 : 18:46:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Posle pada sa motora, Crnogorac je u bolnici, sav u gipsu.

Došao mu brat u posetu, pa ga pita:

Pa, šta je bilo brate? Šta si slomio?

Poče jadnik da nabraja:

- Kaže doktor da imam prelom rebara, puklu lobanju, lom koljena, slomljenu butnu kost, ...

Kaže mu brat:

- A ne mogu ti ja to pamtit' čoveče, ja ću reći majci da si umro!


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Crnogorac na samrti pita sina:

- Sine, je li ono majka peče moje omiljene kolače? Donesi mi jedan!

Sin ode i vrati se bez kolača te kaže:

- Ne da majka, kaže da je to za sutra, za sahranu!


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Pitali Cigu kad mu je bilo bolje, za vreme Jugoslavije ili danas.

-Pa za vreme Jugoslavije brate...

-Kako to?

-pa bilo svega, mesa, kafe, deterdženta, slatkiša....

-A danas?

-Kamera ovde, kamera onde...senzori na izlazu..


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Pita mali Ciga tatu:

- Tato, šta je to demokratija?

- Demokratija ti je, sine, kad svi beli rade, a mi samo sedimo i dobijamo pomoć na lepe oči...

- Ali, zar ih to ne nervira?

- Nervira ih, ali to je već rasizam...


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*Sjedim u stanu... sama... Netko zazvoni na vratima... Otvorim, a pred vratima simpatičan mladac. Upita me: "Je li vam muž doma?"Odgovorim mu da mi muža nema doma. Momak uđe, svuče se, baci me na krevet, kresne me, obuče se i ode...Do dana današnjeg mi nije jasno što mu je trebao moj muž???*


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Crnogorac na sudu u kaznenom postupku.

Sudac: - Pa kako to da ubijete ženu nakon 40 godina braka?

Crnogorac: - Čista lijenost gospodine suče. Te danas ću, te sutra ću.


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Prilazi žena na placu tezgi travara na kojoj se prodaju razne trave:
- Dobar dan, imate li origano?
- Šta ti je to gospođo?
- To je ona trava što se stavlja na picu.
- Aaa, to ne liječimo!



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Sjedi Perica ispred zgrade i plače.

Prolazi susjeda pa ga pita:

- Je li, Perice, zašto plačeš?

- Tata se udario čekićem po prstu.

- Pa zašto ti plačeš kad se tata udario?

- Pa u početku sam se smijao.



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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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panzer
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Posted - 06/04/2020 : 12:27:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1246364316355514368.html

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Poli
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Slovenia
37275 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 06/04/2020 : 22:25:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


https://youtu.be/OZTkByLkiSs



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verab
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Croatia
2510 Posts

Member since 22/01/2015

Posted - 08/04/2020 : 19:42:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send verab a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
37275 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 08/04/2020 : 20:50:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

jedna aktualna
https://youtu.be/lXGSLKWeVwE



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