Sudac pita optuženog Muju: – Ako ste već ukrali zlatni nakit, nije mi jasno kako ste u drugoj ladici previdjeli pet tisuća eura gotovine? – 'Ajd me sad i ti jebi...
Ne znam gdje ovo staviti nego u viceve. Netko se zaigrao s kalendarom duboko u prošlost, a ''zaboravio'' na reformu iz 1582. i pravilo prijestupnih godina prije toga.
People keep asking: "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen y'all, the churches and casinos are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.
Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.
Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We wander around the house looking for food. We get told "No!" if we get too close to strangers. We get really excited about going for walks and car rides.
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!