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panzer
Advanced Member
12512 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 14/06/2020 : 07:46:34
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quote: Originally posted by Poli
Evo tko če igrati glavnog negativca u sledečem nastavku Kung Fu Pande. |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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surfer
Average Member
Austria
953 Posts
Member since 09/05/2008 |
Posted - 14/06/2020 : 13:46:59
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Genesius Times objavljuje satiru, parodiju i namjerno fejk stvari.
quote: Originally posted by lwood
Šta se čudiš? Pa ona zna sve o tome ka i o klimatskim promjenama Čekan samo da je stave za experta o fosilnim školjkama iz Trijasa.
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Windwalker
Advanced Member
Croatia
4530 Posts
Member since 08/03/2008 |
Posted - 14/06/2020 : 13:55:10
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Meni je najbolje dok odem na Newsbar, pa neki u komentarima misle da je stvarni članak. Iako, nekad je teško razlikovati one 'prave' portale od Newsbara i Sprdexa. |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46513 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 14/06/2020 : 16:10:00
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Tanka je granica između istine i paparruche |
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Kruger
Advanced Member
Croatia
16781 Posts
Member since 25/10/2001 |
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Kruger
Advanced Member
Croatia
16781 Posts
Member since 25/10/2001 |
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Kruger
Advanced Member
Croatia
16781 Posts
Member since 25/10/2001 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46513 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
Posted - 21/06/2020 : 09:50:40
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Prilog na Dnevniku: – “..i tako je napokon uhapšen prevarant koji se lažno predstavljao kao tržišni inspektor i koji je uzimao mito od vlasnika trgovinskih radnji. Jedan poduzetnik, kojeg je ojadio spomenuti lažni inspektor, nam je dao izjavu: – “Lažnom inspektoru sam dao 50 Eura, ali sam ipak zadovoljan, jer pravom inspektoru dajem i do 200 Eura!”
Vlasnik velike trgovine zaposli mladog trgovca židovskog porijekla da mu poveća promet. Naiđe gazda prvog jutra, vidi da mladić ima mušteriju, pa se sakrije da čuje kako on to prodaje robu: – Imate štapove od tri do šest metara, od grafita, bambusa, plastike… Dajte mi od bambusa, pet metara dužine – kaže mušterija. – A da li imate blinker? – Nemam. – A, pa ne ide bez blinkera, kupite jedan. Mušterija kupi blinker. – A da li imate onu korpu koja se drži u vodi dok pecate, da stavljate ulovljenu ribu? – Nemam. Dajte mi jednu. – A da li imate ruksak za nošenje ulovljene ribe? – Nemam. Dajte mi jedan. – A šta ćete kada upecate sve ribe koje dolaze blizu obale? Morate imati mali čamac da odete do sredine rijeke. Evo, mi dajemo povoljno, na kredit. – Pa, dobro, dajte mi i čamac. – Zašto ne kupite i šator, pa kad pođete na pecanje da možete i da prespavate. Evo, jedan mali, staje u ruksak, na 12 rata… Mušterija kupi i šator, sve to odnese, a trgovac izađe iz skloništa i kaže: – Svaka ti čast! Da čovjek uđe u radnju da kupi štap za pecanje, a da mu prodaš robu za punu prikolicu… Ma nije on došao po štap za pecanje. Poslala ga žena da joj kupi uloške, a ja mu kažem: – Šta ćeš sad da radiš pet dana? Što ne ideš na pecanje? |
Dajte nam Banija Libre;može i mekokoricen (ali s osvrtom na forumaše obavezno)!
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Oki
Advanced Member
Croatia
5124 Posts
Member since 10/02/2011 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12512 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 22/06/2020 : 18:45:34
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1961 - 2020: 1961. godine čovek leti u kozmos... 2020. godine čovek u kući pravi masku od gaća... Gde smo se mi to zajebali? |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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andjusticeforall
Senior Member
Croatia
2946 Posts
Member since 09/12/2009 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46513 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46513 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46513 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37326 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12512 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 04/07/2020 : 20:37:19
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Kako se po novom zove Vojvodina?
La La Land. |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
Edited by - panzer on 04/07/2020 20:38:10 |
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