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Poli
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DiSkAcH
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Croatia
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
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lwood
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Colombia
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 28/08/2021 : 11:13:54
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water." |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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Kruger
Advanced Member
Croatia
16731 Posts
Member since 25/10/2001 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 03/09/2021 : 07:07:36
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you." |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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Kruger
Advanced Member
Croatia
16731 Posts
Member since 25/10/2001 |
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verab
Senior Member
Croatia
2510 Posts
Member since 22/01/2015 |
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GGG
Senior Member
Slovenia
2481 Posts
Member since 08/11/2003 |
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Stark
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
504 Posts
Member since 22/05/2018 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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lwood
Advanced Member
Colombia
46464 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12504 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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GGG
Senior Member
Slovenia
2481 Posts
Member since 08/11/2003 |
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verab
Senior Member
Croatia
2510 Posts
Member since 22/01/2015 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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emirem
Advanced Member
10748 Posts
Member since 18/01/2010 |
Posted - 14/10/2021 : 19:41:27
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Kako onda pece jaje na oko? Ne zelim ni pomisliti. |
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!" |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
37275 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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emirem
Advanced Member
10748 Posts
Member since 18/01/2010 |
Posted - 15/10/2021 : 16:46:33
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quote: Originally posted by Poli
Pa... https://youtu.be/h-LSbEaDItY
Haha, kad bi se s tim organskim cjepivom cijepilo, moralo bi se stititi kondomom od nuspojava. 😁 |
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!" |
Edited by - emirem on 15/10/2021 16:47:45 |
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