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Bachy
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velka031
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Croatia
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
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11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
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Bachy
Senior Member
Croatia
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mlLandj3
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Serbia
680 Posts
Member since 22/09/2009 |
 Posted - 07/05/2010 : 12:30:17
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Ajmo! Nadite još ovih odlicnih stvari!
I tako je pocela svadja...
1) I tako je pocela svadja...
Pitao sam svoju zenu u supermarketu da kupimo gajbu piva za 15 €. Rekla je da ne moze i onda je, bez da me je pitala, kupila dnevnu kremu za 65 €. Rekao sam joj da bi joj gajba piva vise pomogla da se oseca lepom.
2) I tako je pocela svadja...
Pre par dana sam pitao zenu gde bi volela da idemo za godisnjicu braka. Rekla je: "Negde gde davno nisam bila." Predlozio sam joj kuhinju.
3) I tako je pocela svadja...
Dok sam gledao omiljenu emisiju, zena je sela kraj mene i pitala: "Sta ima na TV-u?" - "Prasine...", rekao sam joj.
4) I tako je pocela svadja...
Zena mi je pomogla da joj odaberem rodjendanski poklon. Rekla je da zeli "nesto crveno, sto od 0 do 130 dostize za 3 sekunde." Kupio sam joj vagu.
5) I tako je pocela svadja...
Moja zena se pogledala u ogledalo i bila je nezadovoljna onim sto vidi: "Osecam se uzasno; stara sam, debela i grozna. Odmah da si mi dao kompliment!" Rekao sam joj da joj oci jos uvek savrseno funkcionisu.
6) I tako je pocela svadja...
Bio sam sa zenom na godisnjici njene mature. Jedan od prisutnih je bio pijan, ali nije prestajao da redja casu za casom. Pitao sam zenu da li ga poznaje. "Naravno," rekla je, "dugo smo bili zajedno i kad smo se razisli, poceo je da pije i od tada nije prestao." Rekao sam: "Ko bi rekao da ce toliko dugo da slavi..."
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dr strangelove
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USA
8866 Posts
Member since 26/12/2007 |
Posted - 07/05/2010 : 14:49:33
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It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. |
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adriano
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Croatia
4540 Posts
Member since 12/11/2009 |
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adriano
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Croatia
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
Posted - 07/05/2010 : 21:26:09
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Originally posted by mlLandj3
quote:
Ajmo! Nadite još ovih odlicnih stvari!
I tako je pocela svadja...
1) I tako je pocela svadja...
Pitao sam svoju zenu u supermarketu da kupimo gajbu piva za 15 €. Rekla je da ne moze i onda je, bez da me je pitala, kupila dnevnu kremu za 65 €. Rekao sam joj da bi joj gajba piva vise pomogla da se oseca lepom.
2) I tako je pocela svadja...
Pre par dana sam pitao zenu gde bi volela da idemo za godisnjicu braka. Rekla je: "Negde gde davno nisam bila." Predlozio sam joj kuhinju.
3) I tako je pocela svadja...
Dok sam gledao omiljenu emisiju, zena je sela kraj mene i pitala: "Sta ima na TV-u?" - "Prasine...", rekao sam joj.
4) I tako je pocela svadja...
Zena mi je pomogla da joj odaberem rodjendanski poklon. Rekla je da zeli "nesto crveno, sto od 0 do 130 dostize za 3 sekunde." Kupio sam joj vagu.
5) I tako je pocela svadja...
Moja zena se pogledala u ogledalo i bila je nezadovoljna onim sto vidi: "Osecam se uzasno; stara sam, debela i grozna. Odmah da si mi dao kompliment!" Rekao sam joj da joj oci jos uvek savrseno funkcionisu.
6) I tako je pocela svadja...
Bio sam sa zenom na godisnjici njene mature. Jedan od prisutnih je bio pijan, ali nije prestajao da redja casu za casom. Pitao sam zenu da li ga poznaje. "Naravno," rekla je, "dugo smo bili zajedno i kad smo se razisli, poceo je da pije i od tada nije prestao." Rekao sam: "Ko bi rekao da ce toliko dugo da slavi..."
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kreso_stanic
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Croatia
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Bachy
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Croatia
1753 Posts
Member since 06/05/2009 |
Posted - 08/05/2010 : 00:30:36
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Alal ti vera!
"Šta ima na TV-u? - Prašine" Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahah
Oci ti dobro rade... hahahhahahahhahahahaha ko li samo smišlja te fore - prije bih rekao da su samo prepricane iz zbilje - hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha |
Oj, budi svoj! |
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Bachy
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Croatia
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Member since 06/05/2009 |
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Bachy
Senior Member
Croatia
1753 Posts
Member since 06/05/2009 |
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Bachy
Senior Member
Croatia
1753 Posts
Member since 06/05/2009 |
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Bachy
Senior Member
Croatia
1753 Posts
Member since 06/05/2009 |
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Bachy
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Croatia
1753 Posts
Member since 06/05/2009 |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
Posted - 18/05/2010 : 01:05:16
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Husband bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about the extravagant gift, his friend said, "I thought she wanted one of those high-end sports cars."
"She did," the husband replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Porsche?" |
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drogsy
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
4741 Posts
Member since 27/12/2009 |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
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Grujah.
Advanced Member
Serbia
3254 Posts
Member since 28/07/2009 |
Posted - 19/05/2010 : 11:42:06
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a
sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I
swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts
Member since 15/04/2007 |
Posted - 19/05/2010 : 16:53:19
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[b]Al Bundy - najbolje izjave
· Ja sam jedini muškarac na svijetu koji se treba probuditi da doživi nocnu moru.
· Muškarcev dom je njegov lijes.
· Žene - ne možeš živjeti s njima, ne možeš ih poslati u Kanadu.
· Tako sam gladan da bi mogao pojesti povrce.
· Tako se dobro osjecam, da sam gotovo sretan.
· Vozio sam se kuci. Samo Bog zna zašto...
· Opera nije gotova sve dok zadnji heteroseksualac ne zaspi.
· Posljednja stvar koju muškarac želi vidjeti na kraju dana je žena.
· Mrzim svoj život. Ne mogu jesti, ne mogu spavati, ne mogu zakopati ženu u dvorištu.
· Varanje je samo kad te uhvate.
· Ali Peg, vjencani smo 17 godina - zar ne možemo biti samo prijatelji? |
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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dr strangelove
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USA
8866 Posts
Member since 26/12/2007 |
Posted - 19/05/2010 : 17:23:43
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Originally posted by mladjo
[b]Al Bundy - najbolje izjave
Moji omiljeni su:
I don't have to go to sleep after sex. I want to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.
I work in a shoe store, I make less than minimum wage, and yet I'm not happy to be home.
Peg: You haven't been very nice to my family.
Al: Neither has nature, go bother it!
I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her. |
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. |
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