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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
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 Posted - 27/06/2010 : 05:46:38
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A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor to try to work out some of their problems.
Once they were seated together on the therapist's couch, the counselor said, "To start off, let's talk about something the two of you have in common."
"Well," the husband said, "neither one of us sucks dick." |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
Posted - 13/07/2010 : 02:23:55
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A man married a woman who had an identical twin, but a year later he was in court, filing for divorce.
The judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well, your honor", the man said, "every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife
look exactly the same, I would end up making love to her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.
"You bet your ass there is a difference," the man said. "That's why I want a divorce." |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik
USA
11652 Posts
Member since 16/04/2009 |
Posted - 24/07/2010 : 18:05:14
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A husband and wife stood in the courtroom, waiting to hear the judge's ruling on their divorce proceedings.
"Sir, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 per week."
"That seems fair, your honor," the husband replied, " and every now and then I'll try to send her a few dollars myself." |
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