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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 03/09/2013 : 16:58:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message
lijepo ti stan izgleda!

kak je u Kini inace? jesi se snašao?

"Nothing lasts forever."
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 03/09/2013 : 20:36:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

lijepo ti stan izgleda!

kak je u Kini inace? jesi se snašao?



Ovdje sam manje od sedmice trenutno, tako da nije bas najlakse, ali bice bolje.

Ne znam puno ljudi, ne znam njihov jezik, i nisam jos uvijek vidio velik dio grada, ali znao sam odprve da ce ovo iskustvo biti tesko u prvih mjesec ili dva, dokle god se ne naviknem malo.

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Marenovic
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Serbia
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Posted - 03/09/2013 : 22:35:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Marenovic a Private Message
Pa ti si baš blizu HK. Nece ti biti daleko da skokneš do tamo, obavezno poseti kao što su ti drugi vec rekli. Ja sam bio podalje od Hong Konga, u Hubei-u.
Nadam se da nisam zakasnio sa jednim malim savetom, ako hoceš da opališ neku kineskinju... najpre pusti kosu, da što pre odeš frizeru.
U kini, kad hoceš da potucaš neku kuravu, ideš kod frizera. Tamo ce te frizerke ošišati, a po želji pružiti i dodatne usluge.
Ne traži ih na ulici, vec pravac frizerski salon... poslušaj iskusnog.

Što se tice hrane, u lepom secanju mi je ostao kun po ci tin (pilece grudi sa kikirikijem) kao i pekinška patka, a bogami i još mnogo toga cega se secam samo u tragovima.... davno beše to.
Hrana im je strašno dobra, obavezno se cenjkaj kad kupuješ, pogadaj se sa taksistima, bar sam se ja pogadao, nemoj da te deru, (pošto je sada vožnja od nekoliko km, koliko juana, ili je ispod juana?)

Pozdrav, i lepo se tamo provedi, bice to lepo iskustvo, znam.

Kolekcionar starina....
Imate li stogod staro a ocuvano? Moze i neka tetka...
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acestroke
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 06:34:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Marenovic

U kini, kad hoceš da potucaš neku kuravu, ideš kod frizera. Tamo ce te frizerke ošišati, a po želji pružiti i dodatne usluge.
Ne traži ih na ulici, vec pravac frizerski salon... poslušaj iskusnog.





Hmmm... zanimljivo.

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1Euro
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 07:54:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Marenovic

Pa ti si baš blizu HK. Nece ti biti daleko da skokneš do tamo, obavezno poseti kao što su ti drugi vec rekli. Ja sam bio podalje od Hong Konga, u Hubei-u.
Nadam se da nisam zakasnio sa jednim malim savetom, ako hoceš da opališ neku kineskinju... najpre pusti kosu, da što pre odeš frizeru.
U kini, kad hoceš da potucaš neku kuravu, ideš kod frizera. Tamo ce te frizerke ošišati, a po želji pružiti i dodatne usluge.
Ne traži ih na ulici, vec pravac frizerski salon... poslušaj iskusnog.

Što se tice hrane, u lepom secanju mi je ostao kun po ci tin (pilece grudi sa kikirikijem) kao i pekinška patka, a bogami i još mnogo toga cega se secam samo u tragovima.... davno beše to.
Hrana im je strašno dobra, obavezno se cenjkaj kad kupuješ, pogadaj se sa taksistima, bar sam se ja pogadao, nemoj da te deru, (pošto je sada vožnja od nekoliko km, koliko juana, ili je ispod juana?)

Pozdrav, i lepo se tamo provedi, bice to lepo iskustvo, znam.






A kad želiš da se ošišaš ideš do kurve?
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trolodtroje
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 11:33:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send trolodtroje a Private Message
1euro - na istoku se poslužuju takvih salona. U koreji npr takvi "saloni" se zovu barber-shop i nije jih teško uociti. Svaki ima posebne sobe (u podrumu...) gde se možeš "obrijat". Izvana lako su uocljivi:



Sa jednom rolnom - normalan salon, sa dvema - razne specijalnosti (2+, sado-mazo....) sa više boja više specijalnosti (bestijaliti, fisting, egging...).

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1Euro
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 11:57:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message
a kako im objasniš (ako ne znaju engleski) po šta si došao (brijanje ili seks)?
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 12:14:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message
šta in imaš objašnjavat,izvadiš ga

depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Marenovic
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Serbia
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 12:45:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Marenovic a Private Message
Inace, kineskinje (i azijatkinje uopšte) vole belce. Kad sam bio na šišanju tiskale su se oko mene koja ce me "uslužiti".
Može se desiti da ti dopadne i neka jako mlada, na granici sa "underage" ako ne ispod :) - to ti je ipak daleki istok, tamo je malko drugacije nego kod nas.
Nemoj da te ništa iznenadi. Verujem da ceš se lako sporazumeti, a kako kineskinje vole belce, lako ceš i bez frizerskog salona opaliti neku kineskinju, možda koleginicu profesorku :)

Postaj neke fotke da vidimo kakav je grad gde si došao, kako izgleda.
Da li ima onih traka za bicikliste sa po 8 biciklista u jednoj traci?


Kolekcionar starina....
Imate li stogod staro a ocuvano? Moze i neka tetka...
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 12:46:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message

pa da ti zaracunaju duplo zbog mogucih povreda ili zatraze oruzni list



Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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brni
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Croatia
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 12:53:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send brni a Private Message
Drz se Ace..najgore na pocetku, kad prode razdoblje prilagodbe biti ces ka doma..

"Clark Kent je Supermanova kritika covjecanstva"
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supermark
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 12:57:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Marenovic

Inace, kineskinje (i azijatkinje uopšte) vole belce. Kad sam bio na šišanju tiskale su se oko mene koja ce me "uslužiti".
Verujem da ceš se lako sporazumeti, a kako kineskinje vole belce, lako ceš i bez frizerskog salona opaliti neku kineskinju, možda koleginicu profesorku :)



u, jbte, ace, dolazim i ja
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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 13:53:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
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Originally posted by lwood

šta in imaš objašnjavat,izvadiš ga



Bog te jeb'o, jes' me ovo nasmijalo

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acestroke
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 13:54:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by brni

Drz se Ace..najgore na pocetku, kad prode razdoblje prilagodbe biti ces ka doma..



Iskreno, trenutno nije bas najbolje, dosta sam usamljen, i nedostaje mi Chicago i porodica i prijatelji, ali sta ces... citavo vrijeme sam znao da ce prvi mjesec biti tezak, a moguce i citava prva dva. Hvala na podrzci, brni.

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acestroke
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 13:56:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by trolodtroje
(bestijaliti, fisting, egging...).





Sa bestijaliti i fisting sam familiran, ali molim te objasni: sta je egging???

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acestroke
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 13:57:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by supermark

quote:
Originally posted by Marenovic

Inace, kineskinje (i azijatkinje uopšte) vole belce. Kad sam bio na šišanju tiskale su se oko mene koja ce me "uslužiti".
Verujem da ceš se lako sporazumeti, a kako kineskinje vole belce, lako ceš i bez frizerskog salona opaliti neku kineskinju, možda koleginicu profesorku :)



u, jbte, ace, dolazim i ja



Bujrum ti bilo, supermarce. Imam i vise nego dovoljno prostora.

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1Euro
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 14:12:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by lwood

šta in imaš objašnjavat,izvadiš ga



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nagor
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 14:27:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nagor a Private Message
Egging is a slang term for a sexual activity involving the penetration of a womans vagina or the anus with the aid of an egg. The egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

This act was banned in '66 on the basis that it broke several animal rights laws and often resulted in internal lacerations to the participants.

Isplatilo se guglat.


Nego, reci kako ti ide "teaching"? Jel naporno ucit Kineze engleski, da li imaju kakvo predznanje ili ste tek na "Hello, my name is Chang."? : )
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Lastsioux
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USA
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 14:41:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lastsioux a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Egging is a slang term for a sexual activity involving the penetration of a womans vagina or the anus with the aid of an egg. The egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

This act was banned in '66 on the basis that it broke several animal rights laws and often resulted in internal lacerations to the participants.

Isplatilo se guglat.


Nego, reci kako ti ide "teaching"? Jel naporno ucit Kineze engleski, da li imaju kakvo predznanje ili ste tek na "Hello, my name is Chang."? : )



Kakvo ucenje, zada djeci da nesto prepisuju iz knjige a ostatke casova provodi citajuci stripove.

"What white woman, however lonely, was ever captive or insulted by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian." -Chief Sitting Bull
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Poli
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 15:32:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message

mogu i kuglice u ovu kategoriju



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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 15:39:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by nagor

Egging is a slang term for a sexual activity involving the penetration of a womans vagina or the anus with the aid of an egg. The egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

Nego, reci kako ti ide "teaching"? Jel naporno ucit Kineze engleski, da li imaju kakvo predznanje ili ste tek na "Hello, my name is Chang."? : )



E sad sam sve cuo u zivotu, majke mi... ugh!

Teaching ide ok, prva sedmica skoro gotova. Predajem samo ucenicima u razredima 1, 2 i 3. Razredi 2 i 3 znaju malkice engleskog, dok razred 1 ne zna nista... pocinjemo od A (bukvalno).

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1Euro
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Posted - 04/09/2013 : 17:38:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 1Euro a Private Message
nauci ih i nešto hrvatskog, da mogu citati Zagora (i maloga Rendžera)!
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acestroke
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Posted - 05/09/2013 : 06:55:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
Zahvaljujuci Bushidovoj preporuci, sinoc sam procit'o onaj Guy Delisleov "Shenzhen: A Travelogue From China" strip. Veoma zanimljivo, i jako duhovito. Preporucujem ovo svim fanovima satire i dobrog humora u stilu Delisleovog drugog rada, "Pyongyang: A Journey in North Korea". Evo par slika, naslovnica i par stranica iznutra:







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acestroke
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USA
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Posted - 05/09/2013 : 07:13:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message
danas u skoli:



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dcopic
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Posted - 05/09/2013 : 09:03:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dcopic's Homepage  Send dcopic a Private Message
Pravi profesor!
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