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PSIHO- nekonvencionalan odnos vlasnika motela sa majkom stvara probleme grupi putnika.
WAR OF THE WORLDS: tom cruise bježi od smrtonosnih robota-kukaca iz svemira, koji se prehlade i umru.
TITANIC: puno ljudi ide brodom na veliko krstarenje, ali onda većina pogine.
MULHOLLAND DRIVE: Nitko ne zna o čemu se radi u ovom filmu. Tko tvrdi da zna, laže.
KING KONG: zaljubljeni majmun veličine jupitera siluje empire state building a avioni mu ne mogu ništa.
ALIEN VS PREDATOR: svemirske svinje isprovociraju svemirske guštere pa se posvađaju i počnu klat, prilikom čega nastrada i par zemaljskih ljudi.
ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2: obiteljska drama puna zapleta, romanse i slomljenih sraca.
FORREST GUMP: idiot nosi iste tenisice cijeli film.
PREŽIVJELI: grupa mladića na planini jede guzice svojih mrtvih kolega
LOLITA: bajka kako su i pedofili ljudi
ROPE: Dva "nadmoćna bića" ubiju kolegu, pa sve tragove turaju svojim gostima na nos i još se nadaju da ih nitko neće prozreti
PRLJAVI HARRY: Policajac koji ima problem s autoritetom ubija civile koji također imaju problem s autoritetom.
PAKLENA NARANČA- nasilnom psihopatu isperu mozak, ali on ostane nasilni psihopat.
POSLJEDNJI ŠKOTSKI KRALJ- mladi doktor jebe diktatorovu zenu i onda najebe.
BIT ĆE KRVI - Nesocijalizirani naftaš ne voli ljude, pa ni ljudi ne vole njega a krvi baš nekaj i nema.
DELIVERANCE- grupa turista otkriva lokalne obicaje.
REAR WINDOW - Tip promatra svoje susjede pa padne kroz prozor. Pouka: Nemojte gledati kroz prozor.
FIGHT CLUB - Zabranjeno je pričati o ovom filmu.
DA VINCIJEV KOD - lik otkriva razne stvari a neki ludonja ga pokusava ubit na kraju ludonju ubiju
HARRY POTTER(svi filmovi) - stari uskrsli ludak pokusava ubit nekog strkljavog malog sa cvikama ali nikad ne uspije
MATRIX - dokumentarac o plavim i crvenim tabletama
ISIJAVANJE - Jack Nicholson, njegova žena i sin proživljavaju zimske radosti sami u hotelu Boguizanogu.
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - u vatri stradali Edward Poluškaroruki ne da djeci spavat.
ONE MISSED CALL-iako nije dokazano,siguran sam da su se zamjerili Sonnyu(onaj iz reklama za tele2) koji je odlučil poduzeti ekstremnije mjere
PUNISHER-bez obzira koja verzija filma,ubili mu ženu i djecu pa će im sada on jebat mater
INDEPENDENCE DAY - Zli vanzemaljci napadaju svijet (SAD) da bi ih unistio virus od 20 linija koda
VALTER BRANI SARAJEVO - valter brani sarajevo
GREMLINI: Jednostavna pravila, glupi amerikanci koji ih zaborave i puno malih skačućih vragova.
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST - Jack Nicholson i ostali luđaci se zajebaju.
TEETH - Zubata vagina gricka zločeste penise!
CLOVERFIELD - Šaljivi kućni video gdje na kraju pobjednik ne dobiva 10000$ (i ne upoznaje Saget Boba) nego umire ugrizom velikog guštera!
WRONG TURN- pogrešno skrenuli u šumi pa ih ubijaju mutanti
HILLS HAVE EYES- pogrešno skrenuli u pustinji pa ih ubijaju mutanti
WRONG TURN 2- snimaju reallity show u šumi pa ih ubijaju mutanti
HILLS HAVE EYES 2- išli spasit ove od mutanta pa ih ubijaju mutanti
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Vatican City
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France
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:34:37
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quote: Originally posted by Opti
VALTER BRANI SARAJEVO - valter brani sarajevo
ovaj je pobedio, bez konkurencije![](icon_smile_big.gif) ![](icon_smile_big.gif) ![](icon_smile_big.gif) ![](icon_smile_big.gif) ![](icon_smile_big.gif) |
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:44:25
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quote: Originally posted by Opti
pa daj i ti kojega![](icon_smile_cool.gif)
Pada mi na pamet Duh u mocvari - Neki manijak naopacke obuce kabanicu ,pa onda ide okolo po sumi i kolje zivotinje,a drugi misle da je duh. |
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Vatican City
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:45:25
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MARS ATTACKS - Jack Nicholson želi uništiti vanzemaljce, ali umjesto njega to napravi neka baba |
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Vatican City
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:47:04
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KAJMAK I MARMELADA - Špela mu nije htjela ostavit ključeve
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 21:48:07
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quote: Originally posted by drogsy
quote: Originally posted by Opti
pa daj i ti kojega![](icon_smile_cool.gif)
Pada mi na pamet Duh u mocvari - Neki manijak naopacke obuce kabanicu ,pa onda ide okolo po sumi i kolje zivotinje,a drugi misle da je duh.
ili: DUH U MOČVARI : Neki debil stavi plahtu na sebe i plaši lokalne stare babe ali ga Ivo Gregurević raskrinka |
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Posted - 17/04/2010 : 22:03:52
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DR.STRANGELOVE - Padne atomska bomba a neki nacistički luđak u kolicima se veseli
2001 A SPACE ODDYSEY - jadna svinja |
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Indiana Jones 1 - Indy se s nacistima nateze oko kutije u kojoj je pijesak. Indiana Jones 2 - Indy se s hinduistima nateze oko nekoliko figurica koji imaju oblik krumpira Indiana Jones 3 - i posljednji krizarski pohod gdje se nacisti i Indy natezu tko ce prvi do hrpe casica koje cuva neki lik u krizarskom odijelu. |
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quote: Originally posted by vronski 2
OOHHHH, AAHHHHH, PRC-ŠTRC! Opis u jednoj rečenici najnovijeg filma Jenne Jameson i Roca Siffreddija! ;-))))))
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 13:13:03
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The Good The Bad and The Ugly: aA-aA-aaaaaaaaaaa
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Posted - 18/04/2010 : 14:32:33
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HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG - evo šta se desi kad ne plaćaš račune RESERVOIR DOGS - evo šta se desi kad pljačkaš s neznancima TRUMANOV SHOW - evo šta se desi kad misliš da imaš idiličan život THEY LIVE - tip voli gledat predizborne plakate RAISING ARIZONA - tip ukrade bebu pa ga lovi nabildani motorista FOUR ROOMS - Tim Roth nađe leš u madracu pa zajebaje Tarantina CLICK - tip kupi daljinski pa ga prodavač zajebe AVATAR - Štrumpfovi meets Alisa u zemlji čudesa FRIDAY THE 13TH - klinci kampiraju pa ih neki manijak ubija RALJE - morski pas koji jede ljude |
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