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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/03/2011 : 21:44:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
11446 Posts

Member since 14/02/2009

Posted - 19/03/2011 : 21:51:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Čakovec je jedini grad u Hrvatskoj čije je postojanje odobreno od strane Chucka Norrisa.

Kako se Chuck Norris zvao kad je bio mali?
Dječak Norris.
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud

https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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dr strangelove
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USA
8866 Posts

Member since 26/12/2007

Posted - 20/03/2011 : 11:44:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 20/03/2011 : 18:24:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paka01

Čakovec je jedini grad u Hrvatskoj čije je postojanje odobreno od strane Chucka Norrisa.

Kako se Chuck Norris zvao kad je bio mali?
Dječak Norris.



"Nothing lasts forever."
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 20/03/2011 : 19:07:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Igraju se djeca u Hercegovini skrivača.

Broji mali Mujo:

- 1990... 1991... 1992... 1993... 1994... 1995... Tko se snašao, snašao se!!
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 20/03/2011 : 19:08:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc

Igraju se djeca u Hercegovini skrivača.

Broji mali Mujo:

- 1990... 1991... 1992... 1993... 1994... 1995... Tko se snašao, snašao se!!


Uff! ti to podjebavas, je li?
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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morrison
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Serbia
5142 Posts

Member since 29/01/2008

Posted - 20/03/2011 : 19:27:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send morrison a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kada Cak Noris jede kikiriki, tacno zna koja je polutka kiki a koja riki.
There ain't no grave gonna hold my body down.
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 20/03/2011 : 19:53:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Neki čitaju stripove o Supermanu. Superman čita stripove o Chuck Norrisu.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Edited by - Mac on 20/03/2011 19:55:56
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 20/03/2011 : 20:33:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by acestroke

quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc

Igraju se djeca u Hercegovini skrivača.

Broji mali Mujo:

- 1990... 1991... 1992... 1993... 1994... 1995... Tko se snašao, snašao se!!


Uff! ti to podjebavas, je li?
ma neeee

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 21/03/2011 : 00:49:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
U kinu

- Krešo, vadi ruku iz mojih gaćica! Brojim do tisuću!
"Nothing lasts forever."
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts

Member since 17/10/2002

Posted - 21/03/2011 : 09:42:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send YNWA a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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panzer
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12626 Posts

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Posted - 21/03/2011 : 10:16:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jedan star trekovski:

Pickard:"Worf, fire at will!"
Worf:"Excuse me, sir?"
Pickard:"Fire at will, Worf!"
Worf first shruggs his shulders, than he takes his phaser and with first shot kills Will Riker.
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 21/03/2011 10:17:05
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 21/03/2011 : 19:47:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ovaj s raljama je genijalan XD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Lord Vader89
stripovi.com suradnik



France
9618 Posts

Member since 05/07/2007

Posted - 21/03/2011 : 20:07:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lord Vader89 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer

Jedan star trekovski:

Pickard:"Worf, fire at will!"
Worf:"Excuse me, sir?"
Pickard:"Fire at will, Worf!"
Worf first shruggs his shulders, than he takes his phaser and with first shot kills Will Riker.
Potpis u dva reda, prema pravilniku:
Vader je, kao i uvek, u pravu. ; john connor ; 2022 A.D.
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Andrej
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Croatia
1557 Posts

Member since 15/03/2010

Posted - 21/03/2011 : 22:13:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Andrej a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovaj Star Trek je genijalan
"War will cease when we refuse to fight"
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emirem
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10814 Posts

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Posted - 22/03/2011 : 00:10:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69



Jos da je Freddy tu bio bi party,cut-off, ha-ha!!!
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 22/03/2011 : 08:23:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vraća se Mujo kući mrtav pijan. Fata mu ne otključava, već kaže:
- Marš pijanduro, vraćaj se gdje si bio!
- Nosim cvijeće za najljepšu ženu na svijetu! - kaže Mujo.
Fata se raznježi, otvori vrata i pita:
- Gdje je cvijeće?
- A gdje je najljepša žena na svijetu?!


Pred spavanje Perica se moli Bogu:
- Gospodine, učini da od danas Prag bude prijestonica Finske.
Majka:
- Sine, kakva je to molitva?
- Jučer smo imali kontrolnu iz zemljopisa...


Sin se spremio za izlazak u grad i prilazi ocu koji u fotelji čita novine:
-Tata, imaš li para?
Otac:
- Imam, ne sekiraj se ti za mene.


Hvali se sretna mama svojim susjedama:
- "Znate, moj sin ide na sate engleskog, francuskog i trigonometrije."
- "Ma nemojte!"
- "Da, da. Sine, kaži tetama nešto na trigonometrijskom."


Kaže Sosa Lali:
- "Idem ja kod komšinice na pet minuta, a ti promešaj ručak na svaki’ po' sata."


Idu dva iznemogla čovjeka pustinjom i sretnu beduina. Pitaju ga gdje je najbliži izvor, a on im odgovori:
- "Samo idite ravno i sljedećeg utorka skrenite desno!"


Izlazi čovjek iz ordinacije i sretne svog prijatelja koji muca:
- Š...tta tebi fffali?
- Imam zapaljenje prostate.
- Aaaaha! A š..štta je tto?
- Pa vidiš, ja pišam tako kako ti govoriš.


Jeste li čuli da je 'Pogrebno poduzeće' promijenilo ime?
Sada se zove: 'Završni radovi u zdravstvu'.
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panzer
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12626 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 22/03/2011 : 09:09:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Škola. Učiteljica kaže djeci, neka sledeči dan donesu u školu nešto, što koristi zdravlju. Kad sledeči dan počne nastava, učiteljica ide do Mujota i pita ga:"Mujo, kaži, šta si donesao sa sobom?"
Mujo:"Aspirin."
Učiteljica:"Zašto ga trebamo?"
Mujo:"Ako nas boli glava, uzmemo aspirin i glava nas prestane boljeti."
Učiteljica:"Odlično, Mujo."

Učiteljica ide do sledečeg đaka:"Haso, šta si nam ti donesao?"
Haso:"Povoj."
Učiteljica:"Zašto ga trebamo?"
Haso:"Ranu povijemo sa povojem i krv prestane teči."
Učiteljica:"Odlično, Haso."

Onda učiteljica ide do trečeg đaka, Ibrota. Na njegovoj mizi ima puno predmeta, monitora, itd. "Ibro, a šta si ti donesao sa sobom?"
Ibro:"Umjetna pljuča, učiteljice."
Učitejica:"Ma gde si to dobio, Ibro?"
Ibro:"Kod bake."
Učiteljica:"Kako, kod bake? A šta je baka rekla?"
Ibro:"Ništa, učiteljice. Samo je dvaput duboko uzdahnula. Ovako: AAAHHH, AAAHHH."
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 22/03/2011 09:10:14
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panzer
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12626 Posts

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Posted - 22/03/2011 : 09:10:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andrej

Ovaj Star Trek je genijalan


Copyright by Panzer
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Poli
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Slovenia
38008 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 22/03/2011 : 13:22:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote











Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Checee
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China
3004 Posts

Member since 17/11/2008

Posted - 23/03/2011 : 00:08:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Checee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Partizan kaze babi: "smrt fashizmu!"
a ona, navikla na "pomoz' Bog" od Checee-a,
odgovori: i tebi, sinko!
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
706 Posts

Member since 14/09/2007

Posted - 23/03/2011 : 01:05:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli














Uparvo sam umro od smijeha zbog ovih demotivacijskih postera.Sad moj duh luta Internetom i pravi ove postove
My username was a mistake.
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
706 Posts

Member since 14/09/2007

Posted - 23/03/2011 : 01:06:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zašto Snjeguljica sad ima 5 patuljaka?
Jer su 2 otišla u Big Brother
My username was a mistake.
Edited by - Lucy Liu on 23/03/2011 01:07:03
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Poli
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Slovenia
38008 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 23/03/2011 : 08:41:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 23/03/2011 : 23:51:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli
"Nothing lasts forever."
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