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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 05/05/2011 : 04:14:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by King Warrior

Pita djevojka momka:
- Sviđaju li ti se više lijepe ili pametne djevojke?
A na to će momak:
- Ni jedne, ni druge! Volim samo tebe.

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Pita kondukter osobu u autobusu:
- Je l' imate kartu?
- What?
- Kartu, molim.
- Excuse me?
- Kartu!
- I don't understand.
- Your ticket, please.
- Šta?

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Ova dva su najbolja!
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 05/05/2011 : 08:33:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
7 sati ujutro. Muž dolazi doma i nalazi uznemirenu suprugu u hodniku. Ona: – Nešto si okasnio, Superman? – Mogu ti objasniti. Draga, žao mi je, ali bio sam s klijentima… – … i onda si cijelu noć do 7 sati diskutirao, jel da, Superman? – Ma, pusti me da izgovorim. Uspio sam dobiti novog klijenta za tvrtku, odveo sam ga na finu večeru… – … i to do 7 sati ujutro? Superman, pa kol’ko me glupom smatraš? – Ma priznajem, išli smo poslije u noćni bar nešto popiti, tamo smo bili do 3… – … da, da, Superman, do 3. A što je bilo do 7? No, Superman? – Paaa, otišli smo u plesni klub, no ja sam samo gledao, bilo je dosadno. – Sve OK, Superman, samo si gledao i čekao. Što još trebam vjerovati? – Ma, pusti me da izgovorim i slušaj. Ma, zašto me stalno zoveš Superman? – A žena će mirno....Pa samo Superman nosi gaće preko hlača.......
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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skuby
Average Member



Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 05/05/2011 : 08:45:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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dr strangelove
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USA
8866 Posts

Member since 26/12/2007

Posted - 06/05/2011 : 11:55:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by King Warrior
Došao mali Japanac kod nas na školovanje.
Učiteljica kaže:
- "Ovo je Čeng Čung Čang i dolazi nam iz Japana. Svi možete nešto pitati samo ti Perice ne smiješ ništa."
I tako deca pitaju o Japanu, o školi i tako to, dok jedan nije pitao šta znači njegovo ime. Japanac odgovara da to znači:
- "Sin od sedam očeva."
A iz zadnje klupe Perica viče:
- "Znao sam ja da on ne može biti tako žut od samo dva jajeta!"


Znam da nema nikakve veze i da nikog nije briga, ali vrag mi neda mira - Čeng Čung Čang je kinesko ime, ne japansko
Možda je Kinez sa japanskim državljanstvom
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Patrix
Junior Member

Croatia
411 Posts

Member since 17/12/2010

Posted - 06/05/2011 : 12:08:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Patrix a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by King Warrior
quote:

Zašto uragani imaju ženska imena?

Kada dođu, topli su i nježni, a kad odu, odnose auto i kuću.


Najbolji vic!
Edited by - Patrix on 06/05/2011 12:10:37
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik



22315 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 06/05/2011 : 14:27:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sjede dva ortaka u sobi kad dođe baba i upita:
• Hoćete da vam stavim kafu?
• Ma poslije, baba, nema frke.
Opet dolazi baba i pita:
• Da stavim kafu?
• Ma poslije, baba, nema frke.
Dolazi baba za pola sata sa kafama i kaže:
• Evo vama kafa, pa kad Frke dođe, skuvaću i njemu.
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29618 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 06/05/2011 : 15:08:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dr strangelove

quote:
Originally posted by King Warrior
Došao mali Japanac kod nas na školovanje.
Učiteljica kaže:
- "Ovo je Čeng Čung Čang i dolazi nam iz Japana. Svi možete nešto pitati samo ti Perice ne smiješ ništa."
I tako deca pitaju o Japanu, o školi i tako to, dok jedan nije pitao šta znači njegovo ime. Japanac odgovara da to znači:
- "Sin od sedam očeva."
A iz zadnje klupe Perica viče:
- "Znao sam ja da on ne može biti tako žut od samo dva jajeta!"


Znam da nema nikakve veze i da nikog nije briga, ali vrag mi neda mira - Čeng Čung Čang je kinesko ime, ne japansko
Možda je Kinez sa japanskim državljanstvom


u pravu si
nikoga nije briga!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 06/05/2011 : 20:08:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dajte svojoj djevojci, ženi ili možda ljubavnici, pa neka stavi podatke. Pa... šejkovi čekaju...
http://camels.evilsun.org/
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/05/2011 20:08:33
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29618 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 06/05/2011 : 21:22:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
29 deva, 9 koza i 9 ovaca!
nije loše!
tko nudi?
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skuby
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Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 07/05/2011 : 08:52:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Patrix

Originally posted by King Warrior
quote:

Zašto uragani imaju ženska imena?

Kada dođu, topli su i nježni, a kad odu, odnose auto i kuću.


Najbolji vic!
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 07/05/2011 : 13:06:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Evo malo HP gluposti, ne znam koja je bolja:

(ja bi drage volje dao pedeset bodova)




http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/852/harrypottercomic04bylol.jpg/
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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skuby
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Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 07/05/2011 : 16:54:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo zadnje je dobro
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 07/05/2011 : 16:58:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote



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Patrix
Junior Member

Croatia
411 Posts

Member since 17/12/2010

Posted - 07/05/2011 : 22:10:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Patrix a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mac






Najbolje je drugo!!!
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Poli
Advanced Member



Slovenia
38014 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 07/05/2011 : 22:18:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Windwalker
Advanced Member



Croatia
4530 Posts

Member since 08/03/2008

Posted - 07/05/2011 : 23:26:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Windwalker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Normalno.

Svi iz '78. izgledaju bolje nego iz '09.
Jedino su Rusi pametni.
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solar
Moderator



Croatia
21432 Posts

Member since 16/03/2004

Posted - 08/05/2011 : 01:02:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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solar
Moderator



Croatia
21432 Posts

Member since 16/03/2004

Posted - 08/05/2011 : 01:25:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo vrijedi ponovno postat...
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 08/05/2011 : 01:44:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Patrix

quote:
Originally posted by Mac






Najbolje je drugo!!!



ovo s Harryjev i Ronom je najjače
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Poli
Advanced Member



Slovenia
38014 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 08/05/2011 : 12:51:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Windwalker

Normalno.

Svi iz '78. izgledaju bolje nego iz '09.

Istina!

Zna se koje je godiste najbolje!
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Risar_69
Advanced Member



Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 08/05/2011 : 22:42:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Glavonja
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/ouch/2011/05/03

Safari(ide z nami do domou...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XufvjQdAHE


--
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 08/05/2011 22:44:52
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7655 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 08/05/2011 : 22:49:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli

quote:
Originally posted by Windwalker

Normalno.

Svi iz '78. izgledaju bolje nego iz '09.

Istina!

Zna se koje je godiste najbolje!
Najbolje se "meće" u `93.!
To vam je stara mostarska.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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skuby
Average Member



Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 09/05/2011 : 14:09:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli
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Patrix
Junior Member

Croatia
411 Posts

Member since 17/12/2010

Posted - 09/05/2011 : 16:16:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Patrix a Private Message  Reply with Quote








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Patrix
Junior Member

Croatia
411 Posts

Member since 17/12/2010

Posted - 09/05/2011 : 16:32:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Patrix a Private Message  Reply with Quote
150 stranica ovog topica
Nek' se skupi još najmanje 150.
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