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docA
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:22:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
Gle! Koje li koincidencije?!
I ja stanujem u ulici shishmish!
Edited by - docA on 07/05/2011 01:23:46
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docA
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:23:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paro

petak, a ja doma...samo jedna piva u frižideru i dvije cigarete na stolu...f#ck


Gadno!
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paro
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:24:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ma još lako za pljuge...ali piva...petak
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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docA
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:26:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
Ne znam kao bi ti pomogao, paro...jedino da mogu da ti posaljem jednu tiskanicu sa gajbom iz mog frizidera...al' dok ti stigne bice sledeci petak uvece...
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paro
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:28:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by docA

Ne znam kao bi ti pomogao, paro...jedino da mogu da ti posaljem jednu tiskanicu sa gajbom iz mog frizidera...al' dok ti stigne bice sledeci petak uvece...


GADE . Šta Jelen?
Čak mi se ni sraonice ne javlja na DW forumu, a baš ga se malo zaželio
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docA
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:31:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
Ma sraonica izgleda otisao da primi Nobelovu nagradu za zivotno nedelo...
Jok!
So SKOPSKO see e mozno!
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Paka01
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:37:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ja sam bogami večeras itekako budan, fizika mi pravi društvo -.-"
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud

https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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paro
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:38:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by docA

Ma sraonica izgleda otisao da primi Nobelovu nagradu za zivotno nedelo...


And the toljaga of the year award goes to... sraoniceeee
Sponsored by glupkok#rac.com

E viš, skopsko nisam pio..jbga
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docA
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:39:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
@ Paka01

uci, sine, uci...
jer zapamti jedno:
"ne's se ti 'leba najest' od pevanja!"
Edited by - docA on 07/05/2011 01:40:01
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docA
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 01:52:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
Kako bre to da ne probas Skopsko?
Ante, nisam ja toliki skot i sadista da ti sad opisujem koji filing pruza Skopsko...ja evo tucem u najvece...evo: FSSSSSPT!!!
Sedma limenka je naceta!
Pod hitno u najblizi market!
Pa da cujem utiske.
Edited by - docA on 07/05/2011 01:55:00
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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 02:04:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paro

ma još lako za pljuge...ali piva...petak


pa pij Colu onda, ili Fantu, ili Sprite...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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paro
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Posted - 07/05/2011 : 02:29:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

quote:
Originally posted by paro

ma još lako za pljuge...ali piva...petak


pa pij Colu onda, ili Fantu, ili Sprite...


pa ti američki otrovi su štetniji od alkohola..
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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 11/05/2011 : 21:40:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ej ljudovi, kaj radite večeras?
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Checee
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Posted - 16/05/2011 : 04:43:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Checee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Groblja su sad sigurno pusta, mogli bismo da raskopavamo grobove? Ima li koga zainteresovanog da krene samnom?
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Risar_69
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Posted - 17/05/2011 : 15:13:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by docA

Gle! Koje li koincidencije?!
I ja stanujem u ulici shishmish!
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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nemanja93
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Posted - 30/05/2011 : 03:04:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
a u jebote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Checee
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Posted - 03/06/2011 : 00:18:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Checee a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pajtos

Vic:Dva po ponoci.Neki zakasneli bekrija se vraca iz birtije(po ovoj prici je cica Edo opev'o "Prikaze" ) i prolazeci pored groblja,sve se okrece levo-desno i sunja se k'o lopov.
-Dobro vece!-iskrsnu odjednom neki stariji covek sa nekog sporednog puta.
-JAO!-vrisnu pijanac-Al' me uplasi,'bem ti 'lebac!
-E,izvini,ja reko' da ti se javim...-rece mu cica.
-Ma,u redu je...-odmahnu pijanac-nego,k'o za baksuza,bas me prepade kod groblja,tu gde se najvise plasim...
-Eee,razumem te u potpunosti...-potapsa ga cica po ramenu-i ja sam se mnogo plasio groblja...dok sam bio ziv...
Znam,znam,vic je da UMRES od smeha ,al' je prikladan za ovo vreme... Pozdrav,Nocne Ptice! Na jugu stanje redovno!

Stanje redovno. Sve mirno i lelujasto profirno.

Nego, mene nešto i kopka i muči: da li i pinvini kao ptice ledenice ponekad zanoćaju?
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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 03/06/2011 : 01:24:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
valjda...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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paro
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Posted - 11/06/2011 : 01:38:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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docA
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Posted - 11/06/2011 : 05:04:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
Kakvo crno spavanje? No...ok, sada vec mozes, evo ga svice! :P E ne mogu da poverujem!
Opet ostao bez piva si petkom! A ja...ja umalo ostah bez vozacke i verovatno u tvorza po ovijem novim zakonima! Da jebem zakone! Al' pobego' im!
Brzo ja smotam pa u neki ulicaK cim sam ih vid'o!
Mogli su bas dobro da me jebu, mamu im drotovsku! S obzirem kol'ko piva sam unistio i uhvatio se volana....
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paro
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Posted - 11/06/2011 : 09:26:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by docA

Kakvo crno spavanje? No...ok, sada vec mozes, evo ga svice! :P E ne mogu da poverujem!
Opet ostao bez piva si petkom! A ja...ja umalo ostah bez vozacke i verovatno u tvorza po ovijem novim zakonima! Da jebem zakone! Al' pobego' im!
Brzo ja smotam pa u neki ulicaK cim sam ih vid'o!
Mogli su bas dobro da me jebu, mamu im drotovsku! S obzirem kol'ko piva sam unistio i uhvatio se volana....


Eh docA, docA, nemoj bježat, navući ćeš njihov bijes na sebe, pa će da te gonjaju bakljama, palicama i vilama. Uvijek se bolje ˝dogovorit˝ s njima. Ponekad topla riječ i stisak ruke bolje dođe od pružanja otpora...al samo ponekad..
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docA
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Posted - 16/06/2011 : 01:26:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
...vracali se neki alkosi iz grada posle ponoci i prolazili pored groblja. Jedan od njih, u nekakvom alkoholicarskom zanosu, digne ruke i vikne u pravcu groblja:
- Ooo, mrtviii, dig'te se da legnu zivi!
A neka skitnica spavala u groblju pa dobaci:
- Evo, cas samo da obujem opanci!
Kazu, pokidali se alkosi od bezanije!

Naravoucenije: Tisina na groblju, ne budite skitnice!

c/p od Pajtos sa strane 14.


REFRESH!
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Pajtos
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Posted - 21/06/2011 : 03:24:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Pajtos a Private Message  Reply with Quote

"Njemu se ne isplati da za malo izlazi iz groba..."
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docA
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Posted - 27/06/2011 : 01:49:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote



refresh!
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paro
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Posted - 27/06/2011 : 01:57:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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