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Poli
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Slovenia
38017 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 10/05/2011 : 22:41:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Jos nesto malo u vezi ovoga Adama "listed on the FBI's Most Wanted Terrorists" Gadahna sa slike.

Pogotovo """muzika""" mu je za ovaj topic.

http://www.klicktrack.com/metalhit/releases/aphasia-adam-gadahn/music-of-a-terrorist/2

http://www.rumored.com/xenocide/


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Poli
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Slovenia
38017 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 10/05/2011 : 22:46:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Americani nisu sasvim uvjereni je li Osama ziv ili mrtav. Posle pucanja je pao na tla sa dresom Barcelone na sebi.

bez zamjere

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Patrix
Junior Member

Croatia
411 Posts

Member since 17/12/2010

Posted - 11/05/2011 : 13:48:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Patrix a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oglasi:
Prodajem "Smart" za dva manja auta.

Japanc postavllja oglas:
"Prodajem kuću.Nalazi se na više lokacija."

Prodajem krevet na nerazvlačenje.

Traži se umirovljeni penzioner.

Prodajem snove za gotovinu.
Šifra:Diler

Mijenjam sobnu svjetiljku za dvosobnu.

Prodajem kućno kino.
P.S.Radi i u stanovima.

Mijenjam električnu gitaru za plinsku.

Mijenjam ulazna vrata za izlazna.

Jednosobna vrata.

Gnojna cisterna.

Mijenjam rokrilni ormar za dvokrilni avion.

Grafiti/SMS-ovi:
Prošla je kroz moj život,kao Messi kroz Realovu obranu.

Otkad se pojavio Face-book i pas mi je počeo lajkati.

Čitanje kvari vid,zato nepismeni dobro vide.

Na zidu škole:
Ivan je peder.
Nije.
Jesam.

Nemoj slušati turbo-folk.Umri prirodnomn smrću.
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skuby
Average Member



Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 11/05/2011 : 13:55:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Malo crnog humora:

Prodaje Japanac kuću i evo opisa te kuće:
Nova,uređena.prešla samo 20 km.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 11/05/2011 : 18:12:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pred samo pogubljenje stiže Sadamu SMS:
'ko se nije skrio, magarac bio...
Ratko

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 11/05/2011 : 22:02:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
NOTE TO SELF: Always put the paint in the trunk!

The people in the blue car had a 25-litre (5 gallon) bucket of white paint in the back seat.





The ambulance driver would not let his EMT out because she couldn't stop laughing -- he said it was unprofessional.
:)

http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com

Edited by - acestroke on 11/05/2011 22:04:58
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emirem
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10814 Posts

Member since 18/01/2010

Posted - 12/05/2011 : 00:39:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jebo budale kad se zurili kreciti kucu..hahaha!!!

"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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Patrix
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Croatia
411 Posts

Member since 17/12/2010

Posted - 12/05/2011 : 15:00:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Patrix a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Predlažem da se svakih tjedan dana otvori nova tema u ovom topicu,pa da se tih tjedan dana pričaju samo vicevi vezani uz tu temu.Što mislite?
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik



22315 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 12/05/2011 : 15:24:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Patrix

Predlažem da se svakih tjedan dana otvori nova tema u ovom topicu,pa da se tih tjedan dana pričaju samo vicevi vezani uz tu temu.Što mislite?


Mislim da nema dovoljno materijala da bi se islo sedam dana sa jednom temom.
Rokajte kao i do sada(pozeljno jos malo brzim tempom).
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split85
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Croatia
8250 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 12/05/2011 : 15:41:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ne budi seljak, posrči to pa iđemo dalje.

Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 12/05/2011 : 17:01:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote




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skuby
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Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 12/05/2011 : 18:43:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
38017 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 13/05/2011 : 20:04:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
11446 Posts

Member since 14/02/2009

Posted - 13/05/2011 : 21:14:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo za prosvjede je genijalno
A sise normalno uvik prolaze

Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud


https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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Poli
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Slovenia
38017 Posts

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Posted - 13/05/2011 : 21:29:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

FAIL

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BiDi
Senior Member

Slovenia
2435 Posts

Member since 06/05/2002

Posted - 13/05/2011 : 22:05:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit BiDi's Homepage  Send BiDi an ICQ Message  Send BiDi a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Neznam dali je ovo več bilo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHuBGqMW92k
đubre bolje od toplica :)

Tako mi mlijeka u prahu, kidam naljevo
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 14/05/2011 : 08:52:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BiDi

Neznam dali je ovo več bilo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHuBGqMW92k
đubre bolje od toplica :)


Ova baba liči! Ja mislin da taj video ima 100 i više mojih gledanja garant!

Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 14/05/2011 : 09:25:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pijana posla...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_chmqHMlqzc&feature=related


Trljam ruke.
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manhunter
Moderator



Switzerland
25296 Posts

Member since 17/09/2004

Posted - 14/05/2011 : 09:29:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send manhunter a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Odvalio sam se od smejanja

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8608970157400595654#docid=-6428233108896679183

I am legion. I do not forget. I do not forgive.

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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 14/05/2011 : 09:31:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sudac spašava!

Trljam ruke.
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manhunter
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Switzerland
25296 Posts

Member since 17/09/2004

Posted - 14/05/2011 : 09:36:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send manhunter a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ja da sam fudbaler i da mi neko ovakav sudi, upišao bih se na sred terena od smeha.

I am legion. I do not forget. I do not forgive.

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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 14/05/2011 : 09:44:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ne bi ja ni izaša na teren. Nikad ne znaš kad se moraš sagnit da vezeš žnjirance...

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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 16/05/2011 : 08:50:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Što je to kalustrofobija?
- Kad kreneš u birc i plašiš se da je zatvoren!

Trljam ruke.
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discusboy
Starting Member



Serbia
5 Posts

Member since 29/07/2009

Posted - 16/05/2011 : 12:16:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send discusboy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
- Čak Noris je pobedio Novaka Đokovića... Ali u basketu!

- Zašto i od kada Čak Noris nosi bradu?
- Pa otkad se Novak rodio, on je u žalosti jer nije više najjači.

- Šta je bilo sa Čak Norisom kad je upoznao Novaka Đokovića?
- Konačno je shvatio šta je to strah.

- Šta radi Čak Noris na Novakovom treningu?
- Ono što mu se kaže.

- Kako je nastao cunami?
- Kada je Čak Noris bežeći od Novaka skočio u more.

- Šta je sebi rekao Čak Noris kada se rodio Novak Đoković?
- Uh, sad moram da treniram tri dana dnevno.

- Sva deca nose majice s likom Čaka Norisa, a Čak Noris nosi majicu s likom Novaka Đokovića.

- Šta je potrebno Novaku da osvoji 100 poena?
- Pa stotinu teniskih loptica.

- Novakov kalendar nema 1. april.
Niko se ne zeza sa Novakom!

- Plače Federer i žali se Čaku Norisu da ga Novak maltretira u poslednje vreme, a Čak će na to:
- Pa ni je se više ne igram sa jačim od sebe!

- Hvali se Federer i pokazuje Čaku Norisu svoj najnoviji “roleks”, Čak mu skine sat i kaže:
- Mali, ne treba ti to više, sad Novak određuje koliko je sati.

- Koji je omiljeni film Čaka Norisa?
- Kad porastem biću Novak.

- Kad Čak Noris krene na spavanje, za svaki slučaj proveri u ormaru i ispod kreveta da možda nema Novaka.
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Poli
Advanced Member



Slovenia
38017 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 16/05/2011 : 13:38:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nemam pojma ko je taj Novak Đokovic, sto znaci samo koliko pratim sport ... no, google kaze tenisac.
Znaci, iz ovih viceva gore se moze zakljuciti da je to neki nenadjebljivi sportista kojeg svet jos nije vidio, kakav se jos nije rodio te se nece nikad vise.
Kad se i Caku tresu gace mora da je tako...


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