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Risar_69
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Posted - 16/05/2011 : 13:47:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mac
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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emirem
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Posted - 16/05/2011 : 13:59:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by manhunter

Odvalio sam se od smejanja

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8608970157400595654#docid=-6428233108896679183
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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emirem
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Posted - 16/05/2011 : 14:02:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zlotvor

Pijana posla...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_chmqHMlqzc&feature=related
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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andjusticeforall
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/05/2011 : 18:40:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send andjusticeforall a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Heavy Metal - svibanj 2011.
https://hrvatskiautorskistrip.blogspot.com/
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skuby
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Posted - 17/05/2011 : 07:50:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Patrix
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Posted - 17/05/2011 : 18:17:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Patrix a Private Message  Reply with Quote



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skuby
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Posted - 17/05/2011 : 19:37:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Paka01
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Posted - 17/05/2011 : 19:42:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by andjusticeforall


Heavy Metal - svibanj 2011.


Umra san xD koja ideja bokte
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud

https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 18/05/2011 : 09:15:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Samo za supermarka.



Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Posted - 18/05/2011 : 09:15:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Posted - 18/05/2011 : 09:17:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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zlikovski
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Croatia
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Posted - 18/05/2011 : 12:32:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pokvarila se kanalizacija i dolazi majstor sa šegrtom popraviti stvar.

Otvore šaht, a on pun govana.

A majstor ni pet ni šest, nego uskoči do pojasa u govna i kaže šegrtu: * Dodaj mi baterijsku lampu!

Mali mu doda, a majstor zaroni i nema ga minutu. Kad je izronio, povika: * Mali, daj ključ 18!

Šegrt mu doda ključ, a ovaj opet zaroni. Nakon minute izroni i kanalizacija počne polako oticati.

Izlazi majstor ponosno iz šahta i govori šegrtu: * Uči mali, uči, inače ćeš čitav život ključeve dodavati!
Grad - to ste vi.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/05/2011 : 09:31:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


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Be the Change You Want to See
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acestroke
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Posted - 19/05/2011 : 09:36:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zlikovski

Pokvarila se kanalizacija i dolazi majstor sa šegrtom popraviti stvar.

Otvore šaht, a on pun govana.

A majstor ni pet ni šest, nego uskoči do pojasa u govna i kaže šegrtu: * Dodaj mi baterijsku lampu!

Mali mu doda, a majstor zaroni i nema ga minutu. Kad je izronio, povika: * Mali, daj ključ 18!

Šegrt mu doda ključ, a ovaj opet zaroni. Nakon minute izroni i kanalizacija počne polako oticati.

Izlazi majstor ponosno iz šahta i govori šegrtu: * Uči mali, uči, inače ćeš čitav život ključeve dodavati!
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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zlikovski
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Posted - 19/05/2011 : 15:46:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
-"Doktore jel operacija uspjela ?"
- "Prijatelju, ja sam Sveti Petar."
Grad - to ste vi.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 19/05/2011 : 17:35:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
*Vraća se Mujo pripit kasno navečer kući i Fata ga bijesno dočeka na vratima*

*Tako dakle, u tri ujutro se vraćaš kući?*

*Ko reko da se vraćam? Samo sam došo po gitaru!*


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Sejdita muž i žena na terasi, pijeta svako svoje piče (pivo i sok) i
kaže muž:
-Volim te.

Žena nazad ironično:
-Jel to pričaš ti, ili to priča pivo iz tebe?

Muž: To pričam ja. Pivu.



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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 19/05/2011 17:48:42
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skuby
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Posted - 19/05/2011 : 19:31:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
@
Sejdita muž i žena na terasi, pijeta svako svoje piče (pivo i sok) i
kaže muž:
-Volim te.
Žena nazad ironično:
-Jel to pričaš ti, ili to priča pivo iz tebe?
Muž: To pričam ja. Pivu.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38018 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 20/05/2011 : 14:21:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





















te jos jedna stara
Anything is possible dec d uej
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mladjo
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Posted - 20/05/2011 : 21:43:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kako možemo očekivati da djeca slušaju roditelje...Tarzan hoda okolo skoro gol, Pepeljuga dolazi kući u ponoć, Pinokio stalno laže, Aladin je kralj lopova, Batman vozi 320 KM/h, Uspavana Ljepotica cijeli dan spava, a Snjeguljica živi sa 7 tipova. Ne bismo trebali biti iznenađeni kad su djeca neposlušna! To su naučili iz bajki.
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 21/05/2011 : 10:59:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pričaju Englez, Francuz i Rus koje im je najljepše iskustvo iz vojske.
- Mene i moje društvo puste jednu večer u grad. Odemo u pub, popijemo hektolitar piva, potučemo se, pokažemo gole guzice policajcima i pobjegnemo. - kaže Englez.
- Kad su nas pustili u grad, mi smo otišli u javnu kuću, zakupili je cijelu i cijele noći super se provodili. - kaže Francuz.
- Sibir. -50°C. Snijeg visok 2 metra. Nas deset u kolibi sjedimo oko neke male, jadne peći i pokušavamo se grijati. Ulazi zapovjednik i kaže: Sergej Sergejević na stražu!!!
- A to nisam ja. - kaže Rus.
Trljam ruke.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 22/05/2011 : 22:16:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 22/05/2011 : 22:36:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 22/05/2011 : 22:50:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
EVOLUCIJA ja ja :)
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 22/05/2011 22:51:34
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Poli
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Posted - 23/05/2011 : 10:39:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ko je ubio bin Ladna

a ko bi drugi

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skuby
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Posted - 23/05/2011 : 13:45:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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