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Poli
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Slovenia
38018 Posts

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Posted - 24/05/2011 : 09:50:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 24/05/2011 : 09:54:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote











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Poli
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Slovenia
38018 Posts

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Posted - 24/05/2011 : 09:54:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
706 Posts

Member since 14/09/2007

Posted - 24/05/2011 : 13:49:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
-Mama,ja ne bi u školu!Nastavnici me preziru,a svi ostali mrze!
-Ivice,moraš u školu!Kao prvo,imaš 49 godina,a kao drugo...ti si ravnatelj!
My username was a mistake.
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skuby
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Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 24/05/2011 : 14:32:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lucy Liu

-Mama,ja ne bi u školu!Nastavnici me preziru,a svi ostali mrze!
-Ivice,moraš u školu!Kao prvo,imaš 49 godina,a kao drugo...ti si ravnatelj!
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 24/05/2011 : 19:18:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jedan je muškarac vozio automobil uskim planinskim putom, a njemu ususret istim putem je neka žena vozila uzbrdo. U trenutku kad je ugledala automobil, koji joj je velikom brzinom dolazio u susret, žena je otvorila prozor svog automobila i viknula:
- Svinjaaaaa!!!
Muškarac je još većom brzinom otvorio svoj prozor i uzvratio:
- Kurvaaaa!!!
Vozeći jednako brzo dalje, muškarac je iza sljedećeg zavoja nasred puta ugledao ogromnu svinju. Pokušao je zakočiti, ali prekasno. Naletio je na svinju i sletio u provaliju pored puta.

Važna pouka:
Kada bi muškarci htjeli slušati...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Poli
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Slovenia
38018 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 25/05/2011 : 09:42:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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skuby
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Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 25/05/2011 : 13:44:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

Jedan je muškarac vozio automobil uskim planinskim putom, a njemu ususret istim putem je neka žena vozila uzbrdo. U trenutku kad je ugledala automobil, koji joj je velikom brzinom dolazio u susret, žena je otvorila prozor svog automobila i viknula:
- Svinjaaaaa!!!
Muškarac je još većom brzinom otvorio svoj prozor i uzvratio:
- Kurvaaaa!!!
Vozeći jednako brzo dalje, muškarac je iza sljedećeg zavoja nasred puta ugledao ogromnu svinju. Pokušao je zakočiti, ali prekasno. Naletio je na svinju i sletio u provaliju pored puta.

Važna pouka:
Kada bi muškarci htjeli slušati...
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TORQUE
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Croatia
2781 Posts

Member since 27/04/2005

Posted - 25/05/2011 : 15:03:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send TORQUE a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

Kako možemo očekivati da djeca slušaju roditelje...Tarzan hoda okolo skoro gol, Pepeljuga dolazi kući u ponoć, Pinokio stalno laže, Aladin je kralj lopova, Batman vozi 320 KM/h, Uspavana Ljepotica cijeli dan spava, a Snjeguljica živi sa 7 tipova. Ne bismo trebali biti iznenađeni kad su djeca neposlušna! To su naučili iz bajki.




od kad je batman lik iz bajke??
originalni vic ide da nas je disney tako naucio ne bajke, a batmana je netko nepotrebno ubacio.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before..
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts

Member since 17/10/2002

Posted - 25/05/2011 : 21:26:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send YNWA a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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alanford
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
1169 Posts

Member since 31/03/2009

Posted - 25/05/2011 : 23:41:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alanford a Yahoo! Message  Send alanford a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by YNWA
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 26/05/2011 : 11:49:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38018 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 26/05/2011 : 12:00:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kako je to mogao Edward Norton napraviti.
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 26/05/2011 : 16:05:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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skuby
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Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 26/05/2011 : 16:56:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paro
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 26/05/2011 : 21:03:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dnevnik jedne plavuše :

Dragi dnevniče,

prošle sam godine dala na kući zamijeniti sve stare drvene prozore s novom PVC stolarijom i skupljim izo staklima. Prozori su super, štedimo na grijanju i sve bi bilo odlično da me nije prije nekoliko dana nazvao vlasnik firme koja je postavljala prozore i rekao mi da je prošlo godinu dana, a da prozori nisu plaćeni.

Bila sam jako iznenađena tom njegovom izjavom pa sam mu ponovila što su mi rekli njegovi iz prodaje kada sam kupovala:

Ti su prozori toliko dobri i štedljivi da će za godinu dana sami sebe otplatiti!

Halooo!!! Prošlo je godinu dana!!! Ako sam plava nisam glupa!

S druge strane linije nastao je muk pa sam poklopila slušalicu. Sigurno se tip sad osjeća kao zadnja budala.
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 26/05/2011 : 21:05:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Chuck Norris je izbrisao Facebook sa liste prijatelja
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Sneaksie Thiefsie
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Member since 22/04/2008

Posted - 26/05/2011 : 21:15:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Sneaksie Thiefsie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc

Chuck Norris je izbrisao Facebook sa liste prijatelja
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alanford
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
1169 Posts

Member since 31/03/2009

Posted - 26/05/2011 : 21:15:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send alanford a Yahoo! Message  Send alanford a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sneaksie Thiefsie

quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc

Chuck Norris je izbrisao Facebook sa liste prijatelja

Genijalno!
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 26/05/2011 : 23:11:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by skuby

quote:
Originally posted by paro






Sanader kao Alan Ford, a Kerum kao sir Oliver
"Nothing lasts forever."
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 27/05/2011 : 00:49:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ma Bob Rocka su najbolje skinuli
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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risbozg
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Croatia
15633 Posts

Member since 10/08/2003

Posted - 27/05/2011 : 07:21:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send risbozg a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc

Chuck Norris je izbrisao Facebook sa liste prijatelja
10.08.2003..''Kada nepravda postane zakon, otpor je tvoja dužnost.".
AJMOOOOOOOO " CREME DE LA CREME HRVATSKE LIGE " DINAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ponki
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
3112 Posts

Member since 20/09/2008

Posted - 27/05/2011 : 07:52:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ponki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc

Chuck Norris je izbrisao Facebook sa liste prijatelja


Chuck Norris jedini ima profil na teletekstu
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Poli
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Slovenia
38018 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 27/05/2011 : 10:02:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

:)
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 27/05/2011 : 11:51:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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