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alen
Advanced Member
Croatia
4621 Posts
Member since 14/02/2005 |
Posted - 27/05/2011 : 12:56:50
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quote: Originally posted by ponki
quote: Originally posted by mr murdoc
Chuck Norris je izbrisao Facebook sa liste prijatelja
Chuck Norris jedini ima profil na teletekstu
Što se dogodi kad spojiš Chuck Norrisa s Žakom Houdekom? Bud Spencer! |
itsyourworldyoucanchangeit |
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38018 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
Posted - 01/06/2011 : 09:57:45
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Ćerka majci... "Mama, opet smo se posvađali, ja to ne mogu izdržati! Doći ću da živim s tobom!"
Majka odgovori: "Ne, draga, on mora platiti za svoje greške! Ja ću doći da živim s vama!" |
Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38018 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38018 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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skuby
Average Member
Croatia
764 Posts
Member since 06/02/2011 |
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mladjo
Advanced Member
Croatia
20013 Posts
Member since 15/04/2007 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12626 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 03/06/2011 : 10:43:01
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Tata, šta je to transeksualac?
Pitaj mamu, sine. ON to zna. |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12626 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
Posted - 03/06/2011 : 23:32:03
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Približava se puničin rođendan. Nakon dužeg razmišljanja, zet odluči kupiti joj grobno mjesto. Punica je bila oduševljena, riješio ju je velike brige i troška. Dolazi sljedeći rođendan. Nakon dužeg razmišljanja, zet ne kupi ništa. Povrijeđena, punica ga upita: - Pa kako to zete, lani si bio galantan, a ove godine ništa? - A što bi vi? Pa ni lanjski poklon niste potrošili!
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Trljam ruke. |
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
Posted - 04/06/2011 : 01:48:49
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The best of 'Hrvatski telefonski imenik'
Ako ne vjerujete, potražite u imeniku!
PREZIME, IME 01 2946 220 - BEČAR ŠAHDO 01 2993 430 - GEGIĆ GEGA 01 3375 404 - ČIKA ĐORĐE 01 3631 707 - HADŽIDERVIŠAGIĆ DŽEZBEDARA 01 6258 465 - LEŠINA VESELA 01 6640 750 - MAMUTI SELIM 01 6678 765 - DEGEN ERIKA 021 389 032 - ĐOKOVIĆ KITICA 021 635 377 - ŠĆEPANOVIĆ KITA 021 741 925 - BISER ŠERIF 021 863 048 - ZLOĆO MLAĐI 022 662 250 - ČETNIK OJDANA 032 322 314 - SILOV ANNA 034 263 157 - PIŠA KATICA 035 375 326 - JAJALO PILE 042 311 277 - FUKSA MIRA 044 682 419 - RADI ĐON 044 815 166 - ALIMI NAĐI 047 553 050 - KLISKA MICA 048 638 353 - GUZI DRAGA 051 643 722 - ŠUPAK RADOVAN 051 725 980 - CURI ĐON 051 775 489 - BILALI NEBI 052 210 412 - MOŠNJA-ŠKARE LORENA 052 211 884 - ČERVENI MERCEDES 052 451 069 - TIKVINA JAGODA 052 543 548 - RAZBOJNIKOV SPAS 052 812 979 - KENJAR ISMET 052 662 357 - ARAMIS ŠUPAK 051 230 246 - VALTER ŠUPAK 051 254 495 - OLIMPIJA STRUJA 020 421 816 - HABIBA LJUTA 023 288 601 - ŠANTA SLANINA 040 643 678 - ROK KOŽNJAK 033 551 949 - ORLANDO ŽILAVI 035 364 425 - PILE CICA 035 364 059 - MICA TORBICA 031 300 506 - JANKO ŠTAKOR 052 500 867 - ROMUALDO MOŠNJA 051 264 030 - TARZAN LEGOVIĆ 051 214 292 - ZMAJ DEFILIPIS 043 881 373 - NEBOJŠA KOBASICA 035 428 211 - PAVO PRČIVRAGOVIĆ 01 3884 423 - DRAGAN PRCAĆ 032 881 685 - FADIL GIBANICA 099 460 776 - KIFLA GAMES (TVRTKA) 01 3894 294 - GOLUB LASICA 048 624 649 - VIŠNJA VIŠNJIĆ 098 844 315 - JUPITER BEM 01 2001 676 - BANANA KUNINA 098 846 268 - ELVIRA PAPIGA 098 666 626 - HUNTER JELEN 021 385 929 - SATURNIN PUTNIKOVIĆ 043 485 214 - MIROSLAV KOBRA 051 800 252 - MUJO JAZAVAC 031 591 054 - SRBISLAV SRBLJANOVIĆ 051 878 103 - NARANČA MAMULA 098 410 271 - DINO URIN 021 410 271 - GRGO GRGA 053 753 040 - LUKA TUKA 031 609 220 - LUKA ŠTUKA 098 870 766 - JOHN DILLINGER 051 541 355 - MUSTAFA ZAKLAN 052 816 914 - ŠERIF ŠERIFI 033 784 020 - MISLIM MISLIMI 01 3862 011 - STJEPAN KALAŠNIKOV 01 3862 905 - FRANJO ŠMAJSER 052 774 338 - PETER KILLER 098 723 870 - JURICA BOMBAŠ 040 851 411 - VLADO ZABAVNIK 098 9576 858 - ELVIRA ĆUFTA 01 3830 117 - JELA BOŽIĆ 020 422 165 - MARIJA ZVIJER 098 429 661 - SVEMIR TRAVICA
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"Nothing lasts forever." |
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TORQUE
Senior Member
Croatia
2781 Posts
Member since 27/04/2005 |
Posted - 04/06/2011 : 06:51:14
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od kad su brojevi mobitela u imenicim?
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.. |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38018 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38018 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Zagor12
Advanced Member
Croatia
6763 Posts
Member since 23/08/2010 |
Posted - 04/06/2011 : 10:43:33
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quote: Originally posted by Darth Ivan
The best of 'Hrvatski telefonski imenik'
Ako ne vjerujete, potražite u imeniku!
PREZIME, IME 033 551 949 - ORLANDO ŽILAVI
Neki iz moje županije. |
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti: http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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alen
Advanced Member
Croatia
4621 Posts
Member since 14/02/2005 |
Posted - 04/06/2011 : 12:15:41
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quote: Originally posted by Darth Ivan
The best of 'Hrvatski telefonski imenik'
Dakle ipak postoji osoba koja je "pročitala" telefonski imenik. Pa to nije vic dana, nego milenija . |
itsyourworldyoucanchangeit |
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
Posted - 04/06/2011 : 17:38:41
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quote: Originally posted by Zagor12
PREZIME, IME 033 551 949 - ORLANDO ŽILAVI Neki iz moje županije.
sad ga možeš nazvat |
"Nothing lasts forever." |
Edited by - Darth Ivan on 04/06/2011 17:39:55 |
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
Posted - 04/06/2011 : 17:40:24
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quote: Originally posted by alen
quote: Originally posted by Darth Ivan
The best of 'Hrvatski telefonski imenik'
Dakle ipak postoji osoba koja je "pročitala" telefonski imenik. Pa to nije vic dana, nego milenija .
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"Nothing lasts forever." |
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swamp thing
Advanced Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
4078 Posts
Member since 05/08/2009 |
Posted - 04/06/2011 : 19:10:57
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Kod nas u BiH, bar u entitetu RS, postoje dva čovjeka koja se zovu Pero Ždero. Ja nisam mogao vjerovati, koji hipiji moraju biti njihovi roditelji da ih na prezime Ždero još nazovu Pero. |
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YNWA
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts
Member since 17/10/2002 |
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andjusticeforall
Advanced Member
Croatia
3077 Posts
Member since 09/12/2009 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38018 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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