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Lucy Liu
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Posted - 01/07/2011 : 01:33:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Razgovaraju dvije plavuše:
-Znaš kako mi je prije tri mjeseca umro pas i bila sam jako tužna,pa si mi ti rekla da si nabavim novog ljubimca?E pa,baš sam si nabavila jednog prije dva tjedna i sjajan je!
-A,da?
-Da!Ne treba se puno brinuti o njemu,jede što god mu se da,i što je najbolje,održava me mršavom!
-Šta stvarno?!Ma kojeg si ti to kućnog ljubimca nabavila?
-Trakavicu!
My username was a mistake.
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panzer
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Posted - 01/07/2011 : 09:06:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIYEmpWaaQ
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 01/07/2011 : 10:25:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/fake-photo-fallout-chinese-officials-embrace-social-media-171223649.html
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 01/07/2011 : 10:26:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.foxcrawl.com/2011/06/29/video-dmitry-medvedev-almost-crashing-into-kazan-crowd/
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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mr murdoc
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Posted - 02/07/2011 : 16:59:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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skuby
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Posted - 03/07/2011 : 08:27:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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paro
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Posted - 03/07/2011 : 08:52:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 03/07/2011 : 21:35:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ovo sa Sanaderom je genijalno XD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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skuby
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Posted - 04/07/2011 : 09:24:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
pre dobro
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paro
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Poli
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 09:50:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 09:53:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

ova ko iz neke acid Wizard of Oz :)))
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dr strangelove
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It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Poli
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 10:59:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
da, da, Oglaf
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zlikovski
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 11:15:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
pregenijalno!!!
Grad - to ste vi.
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Paka01
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 11:21:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oglaf je zakon Baš sam nekidan otvorija topic tu na forumu...
Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud

https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 12:02:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Cool
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 13:34:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Već su mi jedanput rekli da pristanen s crnjacima, al' evo bacit ću jednog. Vrlo je vjerojatno da ga većina neće skužit
Glasi: "Dabogda ti Andrija Jarak isprid kuće izvještava!"
Trljam ruke.
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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 15:45:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zlotvor

Već su mi jedanput rekli da pristanen s crnjacima, al' evo bacit ću jednog. Vrlo je vjerojatno da ga većina neće skužit
Glasi: "Dabogda ti Andrija Jarak isprid kuće izvještava!"
"Nothing lasts forever."
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panzer
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Posted - 05/07/2011 : 15:50:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJOZp2ZftCw
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Poli
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Posted - 06/07/2011 : 09:34:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovo je bračni zakon...

Pre braka:
Ona: Cao!
On: Konačno! Koliko sam vremena čekao na ovaj trenutak!
Ona: Hoćeš li da odem?
On: NE! Kako možeš samo pomisliti tako nešto? Naježim se, na sam pomisao!
Ona: Voliš me?
On: Naravno! U svako doba dana i noći!
Ona: Jesi li me ikad prevario?
On: NE! NIKAD! Zašto me to pitaš?
Ona: Hoćeš li me poljubiti?
On: Da, svaki puta kad mi dođe prilika!
Ona: Da li bi me ikad pretukao?
On: Jesi li poludela? Pa znaš kakav sam ja!
Ona: Mogu li se pouzdati u tebe?
On: Da!
Ona: Dušo moja ...

Nakon sedam godina braka:
Dovoljno je čitati odozdo prema gore.
Anything is possible dec d uej
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Lucy Liu
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Za one koji gledaju MTV(ili općenito prate glazbu):

When Ke$ha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework. That made Usher say OMG and then he exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse. Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away! So Rihanna became the Only Girl In The World. The loneliness caused that Rihanna became a retard , so she doesn't know her name. Now she keeps saying Oh na na What's My Name? Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream.
My username was a mistake.
Edited by - Lucy Liu on 07/07/2011 10:28:20
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Poli
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Slovenia
38019 Posts

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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 10:39:09  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hvalio se Amerikanac Bosancu kako ima ranč kojeg ne može za tri dana autom obići, a Bosanac će njemu:
- Im'o sam i ja taki auto pa sam ga prod'o.


Nakon godinu dana braka žena kaže svom suprugu:
- Znaš, bila sam glupa kada sam se za tebe udala.
A muž će na to:
- Znam draga, ali bio sam zaljubljen i nisam primijetio...


Jednog dana na puničina vrata pokuca zet s kovčegom u ruci.
Punica ga upita:
- Što ti tu radiš?
- Posvađao sam se s vašom kćerkom!
- I ... ???
- Pa poslala me k vragu!!!


Razgovaraju dva štrebera.
- Joj, starci su mi otišli na odmor, sad imam praznu kuću!
- Blago tebi, sada možeš učiti naglas...


Pao Haso s 11. kata i naravno, okupilo se mnoštvo ljudi da vidi što je s njim. Prilazi i Huso.
U tom trenutku Haso ustaje i briše sa sebe prašinu. Huso ga pita:
- Bolan Haso, što je to bilo, zbog ćega se skupio ovoliki svijet?
- Jebeš im mater, ne znam, i ja sam sad došo!


Došao Bračanin u konobu i pita čovjeka za stolom:
- Jesi li ti spasija mog malog jučer iz mora?
- ... jesan...
- A di mu je kapa?!


- Doktore, treba mi potvrda da nisam sposoban za rad!
- Dobro, a što vam fali?
- Pa ta potvrda!


Koja je razlika između žene u PMS-u i terorista?
S teroristom se može pregovarati.


Slučajno se zatekli šef i radnik u isto vrijeme kod brice. Nakon što ih je obrijao brico pita:
- Želite li da vam namažem lice after shaveom?
Šef kaže:
- Nemoj, ako budem mirisao na aftershave, žena će pomisliti da sam bio u kupleraju.
Kaže radnik:
- Mene možeš, moja žena ne zna kako tamo miriše.
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 10:39:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 10:41:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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