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Lucy Liu
Average Member
Croatia
706 Posts
Member since 14/09/2007 |
Posted - 01/07/2011 : 01:33:06
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Razgovaraju dvije plavuše: -Znaš kako mi je prije tri mjeseca umro pas i bila sam jako tužna,pa si mi ti rekla da si nabavim novog ljubimca?E pa,baš sam si nabavila jednog prije dva tjedna i sjajan je! -A,da? -Da!Ne treba se puno brinuti o njemu,jede što god mu se da,i što je najbolje,održava me mršavom! -Šta stvarno?!Ma kojeg si ti to kućnog ljubimca nabavila? -Trakavicu! |
My username was a mistake. |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12626 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12626 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12626 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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mr murdoc
Advanced Member
Switzerland
14557 Posts
Member since 02/01/2006 |
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skuby
Average Member
Croatia
764 Posts
Member since 06/02/2011 |
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8582 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 03/07/2011 : 08:52:43
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
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skuby
Average Member
Croatia
764 Posts
Member since 06/02/2011 |
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8582 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 05/07/2011 : 02:02:09
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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dr strangelove
Advanced Member
USA
8866 Posts
Member since 26/12/2007 |
Posted - 05/07/2011 : 10:09:03
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It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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zlikovski
Senior Member
Croatia
1090 Posts
Member since 21/03/2008 |
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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
11446 Posts
Member since 14/02/2009 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
Posted - 05/07/2011 : 13:34:40
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Već su mi jedanput rekli da pristanen s crnjacima, al' evo bacit ću jednog. Vrlo je vjerojatno da ga većina neće skužit Glasi: "Dabogda ti Andrija Jarak isprid kuće izvještava!" |
Trljam ruke. |
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Darth Ivan
Advanced Member
Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
Posted - 05/07/2011 : 15:45:33
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quote: Originally posted by Zlotvor
Već su mi jedanput rekli da pristanen s crnjacima, al' evo bacit ću jednog. Vrlo je vjerojatno da ga većina neće skužit Glasi: "Dabogda ti Andrija Jarak isprid kuće izvještava!"
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"Nothing lasts forever." |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12626 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
Posted - 06/07/2011 : 09:34:11
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Ovo je bračni zakon...
Pre braka: Ona: Cao! On: Konačno! Koliko sam vremena čekao na ovaj trenutak! Ona: Hoćeš li da odem? On: NE! Kako možeš samo pomisliti tako nešto? Naježim se, na sam pomisao! Ona: Voliš me? On: Naravno! U svako doba dana i noći! Ona: Jesi li me ikad prevario? On: NE! NIKAD! Zašto me to pitaš? Ona: Hoćeš li me poljubiti? On: Da, svaki puta kad mi dođe prilika! Ona: Da li bi me ikad pretukao? On: Jesi li poludela? Pa znaš kakav sam ja! Ona: Mogu li se pouzdati u tebe? On: Da! Ona: Dušo moja ... Nakon sedam godina braka: Dovoljno je čitati odozdo prema gore.
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Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Lucy Liu
Average Member
Croatia
706 Posts
Member since 14/09/2007 |
Posted - 07/07/2011 : 10:25:46
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Za one koji gledaju MTV(ili općenito prate glazbu):
When Ke$ha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework. That made Usher say OMG and then he exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse. Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away! So Rihanna became the Only Girl In The World. The loneliness caused that Rihanna became a retard , so she doesn't know her name. Now she keeps saying Oh na na What's My Name? Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream. |
My username was a mistake. |
Edited by - Lucy Liu on 07/07/2011 10:28:20 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
Posted - 07/07/2011 : 10:39:09
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Hvalio se Amerikanac Bosancu kako ima ranč kojeg ne može za tri dana autom obići, a Bosanac će njemu: - Im'o sam i ja taki auto pa sam ga prod'o. Nakon godinu dana braka žena kaže svom suprugu: - Znaš, bila sam glupa kada sam se za tebe udala. A muž će na to: - Znam draga, ali bio sam zaljubljen i nisam primijetio... Jednog dana na puničina vrata pokuca zet s kovčegom u ruci. Punica ga upita: - Što ti tu radiš? - Posvađao sam se s vašom kćerkom! - I ... ??? - Pa poslala me k vragu!!!
Razgovaraju dva štrebera. - Joj, starci su mi otišli na odmor, sad imam praznu kuću! - Blago tebi, sada možeš učiti naglas...
Pao Haso s 11. kata i naravno, okupilo se mnoštvo ljudi da vidi što je s njim. Prilazi i Huso. U tom trenutku Haso ustaje i briše sa sebe prašinu. Huso ga pita: - Bolan Haso, što je to bilo, zbog ćega se skupio ovoliki svijet? - Jebeš im mater, ne znam, i ja sam sad došo! Došao Bračanin u konobu i pita čovjeka za stolom: - Jesi li ti spasija mog malog jučer iz mora? - ... jesan... - A di mu je kapa?! - Doktore, treba mi potvrda da nisam sposoban za rad! - Dobro, a što vam fali? - Pa ta potvrda!
Koja je razlika između žene u PMS-u i terorista? S teroristom se može pregovarati. Slučajno se zatekli šef i radnik u isto vrijeme kod brice. Nakon što ih je obrijao brico pita: - Želite li da vam namažem lice after shaveom? Šef kaže: - Nemoj, ako budem mirisao na aftershave, žena će pomisliti da sam bio u kupleraju. Kaže radnik: - Mene možeš, moja žena ne zna kako tamo miriše. |
Anything is possible dec d uej Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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