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Poli
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dr strangelove
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USA
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 Posted - 07/07/2011 : 11:46:01
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Ne kužim u čemu je stvar ova slika s Korejcem  |
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. |
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selanne
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 11:58:57
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Originally posted by dr strangelove
Ne kužim u čemu je stvar ova slika s Korejcem
Ozbiljno |
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted. |
Edited by - selanne on 07/07/2011 11:59:30 |
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dr strangelove
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USA
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Member since 26/12/2007 |
Posted - 07/07/2011 : 12:14:30
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It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
Posted - 07/07/2011 : 12:36:14
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Neki ljudi ga znaju pretjerat... ovo bi mozda ocekivao od Japanaca - domaci pokusaj stvaranja anime ili sta ti ga ja znam... 
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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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dr strangelove
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USA
8866 Posts
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 12:37:02
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kako bi to izgledalo kad bi se navijači za "podršku" počeli derati njegovo ime  |
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. |
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ordell
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Slovenia
1899 Posts
Member since 20/08/2006 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12626 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 07/07/2011 : 19:26:34
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Kako bi se zvao Novak Đoković, da se rodio u Sloveniji?
Đoko Novaković.
Kako bi se zvao, da se rodio u SAD?
Joe Kovich.
U eteru razgovaraju spikeri hrvatskog Radia Rijeka i slovenskog Radia Univox.
RR:" ... Dođi na tripice ..."
RU:"Tri pice? Uh, to je malo previše ..."
RR:"Ne na tri pice! Na tripice!" |
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts
Member since 21/03/2010 |
Posted - 07/07/2011 : 19:29:00
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Jednog dana Bog stvori nebo i Zemlju. I onda se odmori!
Nakon toga Bog stvori muškarca. I odmori se!
Nakon toga Bog stvori ženu. Od tada se ni Bog ni muškarac nisu odmorili.
Bračna kriza
Njezin dnevnik
U subotu navečer učinio mi se malo čudnim. Mislila sam da sam ja za to kriva jer sam cijelo popodne bila u kupovini s prijateljicama i malo zakasnila na dogovorenu kavu, ali on nije ništa rekao. Razgovor nam je u kafiću zapinjao, pa sam mu predložila da odemo na neko intimnije mjesto gdje ćemo moći u miru razgovarati.
Otišli smo u jedan zgodan restoran, no on se nastavio čudno ponašati. Izgledao je kao da je odsutan duhom. Pokušala sam ga oraspoložiti i počela razmišljati jesam li ja kriva što je takav, ili postoji neki drugi razlog. Pitala sam ga što mu je, ali mi je odgovorio da to nema veze sa mnom. Njegov odgovor nije mi zvučao previše uvjerljivo.
Dok smo se automobilom vraćali kući, rekla sam mu da ga jako volim, ali on nije ništa odgovorio, samo je prebacio ruku preko mog ramena. Nisam znala kako objasniti njegovo ponašanje. Čudno mi je bilo da nije rekao kako i on mene voli, niti je uopće išta rekao, pa sam postajala sve zabrinutija.
Kad smo konačno stigli kući bila sam uvjerena da me želi ostaviti, ali ne zna kako bi mi to rekao. Pokušala sam ga navesti na razgovor, ali je on upalio televizor i počeo gledati neku bezveznu emisiju, kao da mi je htio dati do znanja da je između nas gotovo. Na koncu sam odustala od započinjanja bilo kakvog razgovora i rekla mu da idem spavati. Desetak minuta kasnije došao je i on. Na moje iznenađenje, pozitivno je reagirao na moja milovanja, čak je i počeo voditi ljubav sa mnom. No i dalje je izgledao odsutno i rastreseno. Htjela sam se suočiti sa situacijom, razgovarati s njim što je prije moguće, ali - zaspao je. Počela sam plakati i plakala sam sve dok i ja nisam zaspala.
Više ne znam što bih trebala učiniti. Gotovo sam sigurna da ima neku drugu. Moj život je potpuna katastrofa.
Njegov dnevnik
Danas je nogometna reprezentacija katastrofalno izgubila. Ali sam zato sjajno ševio. |
"Nothing lasts forever." |
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Windwalker
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Croatia
4530 Posts
Member since 08/03/2008 |
Posted - 07/07/2011 : 22:43:12
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Originally posted by panzer
Kako bi se zvao Novak Đoković, da se rodio u Sloveniji?
Đoko Novaković.
Kako bi se zvao, da se rodio u SAD?
Joe Kovich.
U eteru razgovaraju spikeri hrvatskog Radia Rijeka i slovenskog Radia Univox.
RR:" ... Dođi na tripice ..."
RU:"Tri pice? Uh, to je malo previše ..."
RR:"Ne na tri pice! Na tripice!"
E, ovi su tako smiješni da se još uvijek ne smijem. |
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Poli
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Slovenia
38019 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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Amos
Senior Member
Croatia
2896 Posts
Member since 03/01/2011 |
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ken2
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
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Member since 30/07/2002 |
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panzer
Advanced Member
12626 Posts
Member since 18/05/2005 |
Posted - 08/07/2011 : 11:02:31
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Originally posted by ken2
nema tog vica koji ovo može nadmašiti
crnogorac kupio ženski auto
http://www.njuz.net/crnogorac-kupio-mali-gradski-automobil/
" ...Takve lude ideje mogao je da pokupi samo u Beogradu, samo tamo postoje muškarci koji voze te smešne automobile ..."
U dnevnom listu „Pobjeda“ danas je izašao oglas u kome piše da se „celi grad kolektivno odriče svog sugrađanina Predraga Šarovića“, a u potpisu oglasa je gradonačelnik Podgorice Miomir Mugoša.
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Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier! |
Edited by - panzer on 08/07/2011 11:03:08 |
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Amos
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Croatia
2896 Posts
Member since 03/01/2011 |
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YNWA
Average Member
Bosnia and Herzegovina
903 Posts
Member since 17/10/2002 |
Posted - 08/07/2011 : 13:42:57
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Clumsy Seller
Original ad:
MULTI-DISC CD player wanted
WTB a CD changer that can hold at least 50 CDs. Must be in good condition. Email or call 215-***-****
From Me to *********@*********.org:
Hello,
I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of it. I'm asking $75 for it. Please let me know if you are interested.
Best,
Mike
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From Steve ******* to Me:
Mike, the CD player looks good. Does it have a remote? If so, I can pick it up tomorrow. Where do you live?
Steve
From Me to Steve *******:
Steve,
It does have a remote. Tomorrow works for me, I work in Manayunk near the hospital and can bring the CD player to work with me. We can meet anywhere around there in the afternoon.
Just one minor thing though, and I truly am sorry about this, but I accidentally tripped over the CD player in the dark earlier and chipped the side of the plastic cover. There isn't a screen there and it does not affect the performance whatsoever, but I just thought I should let you know. I've included a picture of the small chip.
Mike
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From Steve ******* to Me:
No worries... That is fine. What's your phone number? Mine is 215-***-****.
From Me to Steve *******:
Steve, I'm really sorry, but I accidentally damaged it a little more. I really should have moved it out of the middle of the hallway, because I just tripped over it again. Unfortunately I was wearing steel-tipped boots and cracked the plastic cover around the screen. A few of the buttons got mashed in as well. You can still play songs 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, and 9, though. Or just use the remote. It still plays CDs fine, and I've included a picture of it powered on so you can see that it still works.
Once again, I am terribly sorry about this. I am going to knock $10 off of the price for your inconvenience.
Mike
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From Steve ******* to Me:
Could you drop the price down to $50? That looks pretty bad.
From Me to Steve *******:
Sure. It is my fault for tripping over it anyway.
From Me to Steve *******:
Hey, it's me again. I was loading the CD player into my trunk to bring to work tomorrow, but then my friend called me and I got distracted. Long story short, I forgot the CD player was behind my car and I accidentally backed over it a little bit when I went to go to Wawa. Thankfully I hit the brakes before I crushed anything important, but the back frame is a little bent.
I assure you that the CD player still works. On the bright side, the car must have popped that chipped plastic cover off of the front, so now you can clearly see the real screen. I think it looks better, don't you? From the front, staring at it head on, you can't even tell that the back is bashed in like that. Seeing as I improved the looks from the front, I am going to bump the price back up to $60.
I am going to try my best to bend the metal frame back to the way it was. Once again, I am very sorry about this.
Mike
From Steve ******* to Me:
Are you kidding me? That thing is ruined. What a freaking klutz you are! How didn't you realize it was behind your car?
From Steve ******* to Me:
Oh, and you have the nerve to charge me MORE money for breaking it worse?
From Me to Steve *******:
Don't worry, I can fix it. I'm working on fixing it right now.
From Me to Steve *******:
Okay, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the CD player still works. The bad news is that I was smoking a cigar while I was trying to repair it, and it accidentally set part of the CD player on fire.
As you can see from the picture, some of the CD player has melted. Thanks to my 2 months experience as a volunteer firefighter, my instincts kicked in and I was able to extinguish the flames with my coffee before too much of the CD player melted. It still can hold about 33-35 CDs, and all that stuff that melted on the right side wasn't important anyway.
Unfortunately, I drink expensive coffee and it was nearly full when I had to use it to put out the fire. Therefore, I am adding another $3 to the price of the CD player to bring the grand total to $63.
Once again, the CD player still works. I think it sounds even better than before. It is now in my trunk and ready to be sold to you tomorrow. I'll give you a call when I have my lunch break so we can meet up for the sale.
Thanks,
Mike
From Steve ******* to Me:
You must be stupid if you think I'll pay $63 for the charred remains of your CD player. I can't believe how badly you managed to fuck that thing up. How are you still alive? How have you managed to make it this far in life, when CLEARLY you are too foolish to keep even a CD player from being burned to a crisp? I really want to know! Please, Mike, tell me.
From Me to Steve *******:
I'm sorry if I upset you by bumping the price up to $63. Let's just call it $60. Deal?
From Steve ******* to Me:
...how are you this dumb?
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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TORQUE
Senior Member
Croatia
2781 Posts
Member since 27/04/2005 |
Posted - 08/07/2011 : 15:55:40
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Originally posted by YNWA
Clumsy Seller
umirem |
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.. |
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik
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Croatia
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Zlotvor
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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lwood
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Colombia
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Paka01
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
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Poli
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Slovenia
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VICEVI !!!
