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Poli
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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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dr strangelove
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 11:46:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ne kužim u čemu je stvar ova slika s Korejcem

It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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selanne
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 11:58:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dr strangelove

Ne kužim u čemu je stvar ova slika s Korejcem

Ozbiljno

Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Edited by - selanne on 07/07/2011 11:59:30
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dr strangelove
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 12:14:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
5.50 je jako nisko?

It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Poli
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 12:31:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dr strangelove

5.50 je jako nisko?




dr. zna salu pa nas zajebava

Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Poli
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 12:36:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Neki ljudi ga znaju pretjerat... ovo bi mozda ocekivao od Japanaca - domaci pokusaj stvaranja anime ili sta ti ga ja znam...




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dr strangelove
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kako bi to izgledalo kad bi se navijači za "podršku" počeli derati njegovo ime

It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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ordell
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 12:47:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ordell a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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panzer
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 19:26:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kako bi se zvao Novak Đoković, da se rodio u Sloveniji?

Đoko Novaković.

Kako bi se zvao, da se rodio u SAD?

Joe Kovich.


U eteru razgovaraju spikeri hrvatskog Radia Rijeka i slovenskog Radia Univox.

RR:" ... Dođi na tripice ..."
RU:"Tri pice? Uh, to je malo previše ..."
RR:"Ne na tri pice! Na tripice!"

Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 19:29:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jednog dana Bog stvori nebo i Zemlju. I onda se odmori!
Nakon toga Bog stvori muškarca. I odmori se!
Nakon toga Bog stvori ženu. Od tada se ni Bog ni muškarac nisu odmorili.


Bračna kriza

Njezin dnevnik

U subotu navečer učinio mi se malo čudnim. Mislila sam da sam ja za to kriva jer sam cijelo popodne bila u kupovini s prijateljicama i malo zakasnila na dogovorenu kavu, ali on nije ništa rekao. Razgovor nam je u kafiću zapinjao, pa sam mu predložila da odemo na neko intimnije mjesto gdje ćemo moći u miru razgovarati.

Otišli smo u jedan zgodan restoran, no on se nastavio čudno ponašati. Izgledao je kao da je odsutan duhom. Pokušala sam ga oraspoložiti i počela razmišljati jesam li ja kriva što je takav, ili postoji neki drugi razlog. Pitala sam ga što mu je, ali mi je odgovorio da to nema veze sa mnom. Njegov odgovor nije mi zvučao previše uvjerljivo.

Dok smo se automobilom vraćali kući, rekla sam mu da ga jako volim, ali on nije ništa odgovorio, samo je prebacio ruku preko mog ramena. Nisam znala kako objasniti njegovo ponašanje. Čudno mi je bilo da nije rekao kako i on mene voli, niti je uopće išta rekao, pa sam postajala sve zabrinutija.

Kad smo konačno stigli kući bila sam uvjerena da me želi ostaviti, ali ne zna kako bi mi to rekao. Pokušala sam ga navesti na razgovor, ali je on upalio televizor i počeo gledati neku bezveznu emisiju, kao da mi je htio dati do znanja da je između nas gotovo. Na koncu sam odustala od započinjanja bilo kakvog razgovora i rekla mu da idem spavati. Desetak minuta kasnije došao je i on. Na moje iznenađenje, pozitivno je reagirao na moja milovanja, čak je i počeo voditi ljubav sa mnom. No i dalje je izgledao odsutno i rastreseno. Htjela sam se suočiti sa situacijom, razgovarati s njim što je prije moguće, ali - zaspao je. Počela sam plakati i plakala sam sve dok i ja nisam zaspala.
Više ne znam što bih trebala učiniti. Gotovo sam sigurna da ima neku drugu. Moj život je potpuna katastrofa.


Njegov dnevnik

Danas je nogometna reprezentacija katastrofalno izgubila. Ali sam zato sjajno ševio.

"Nothing lasts forever."
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Windwalker
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Croatia
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Posted - 07/07/2011 : 22:43:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Windwalker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by panzer

Kako bi se zvao Novak Đoković, da se rodio u Sloveniji?

Đoko Novaković.

Kako bi se zvao, da se rodio u SAD?

Joe Kovich.


U eteru razgovaraju spikeri hrvatskog Radia Rijeka i slovenskog Radia Univox.

RR:" ... Dođi na tripice ..."
RU:"Tri pice? Uh, to je malo previše ..."
RR:"Ne na tri pice! Na tripice!"



E, ovi su tako smiješni da se još uvijek ne smijem.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 08:23:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Sigourney Evil-Weaver



Glenna Danzig






Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Amos
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 10:22:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Amos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovi sa Justinom Bieberom su odvratni!

Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
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ken2
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 11:00:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ken2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
nema tog vica koji ovo može nadmašiti
crnogorac kupio ženski auto
http://www.njuz.net/crnogorac-kupio-mali-gradski-automobil/

if you tolerate this, then your children will be next
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panzer
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 11:02:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ken2

nema tog vica koji ovo može nadmašiti
crnogorac kupio ženski auto
http://www.njuz.net/crnogorac-kupio-mali-gradski-automobil/



" ...Takve lude ideje mogao je da pokupi samo u Beogradu, samo tamo postoje muškarci koji voze te smešne automobile ..."

U dnevnom listu „Pobjeda“ danas je izašao oglas u kome piše da se „celi grad kolektivno odriče svog sugrađanina Predraga Šarovića“, a u potpisu oglasa je gradonačelnik Podgorice Miomir Mugoša.


Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!

Edited by - panzer on 08/07/2011 11:03:08
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Amos
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 13:23:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Amos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ken2

nema tog vica koji ovo može nadmašiti
crnogorac kupio ženski auto
http://www.njuz.net/crnogorac-kupio-mali-gradski-automobil/


Urnebesno!!


Na ovoj stranici je i provala o gastarbajteru što je sagradio samo prizemnicu!

Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
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YNWA
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 13:42:57  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send YNWA a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Clumsy Seller
Original ad:
MULTI-DISC CD player wanted
WTB a CD changer that can hold at least 50 CDs. Must be in good condition. Email or call 215-***-****

From Me to *********@*********.org:
Hello,

I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of it. I'm asking $75 for it. Please let me know if you are interested.

Best,

Mike

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From Steve ******* to Me:
Mike, the CD player looks good. Does it have a remote? If so, I can pick it up tomorrow. Where do you live?

Steve

From Me to Steve *******:
Steve,

It does have a remote. Tomorrow works for me, I work in Manayunk near the hospital and can bring the CD player to work with me. We can meet anywhere around there in the afternoon.

Just one minor thing though, and I truly am sorry about this, but I accidentally tripped over the CD player in the dark earlier and chipped the side of the plastic cover. There isn't a screen there and it does not affect the performance whatsoever, but I just thought I should let you know. I've included a picture of the small chip.

Mike

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From Steve ******* to Me:
No worries... That is fine. What's your phone number? Mine is 215-***-****.

From Me to Steve *******:
Steve, I'm really sorry, but I accidentally damaged it a little more. I really should have moved it out of the middle of the hallway, because I just tripped over it again. Unfortunately I was wearing steel-tipped boots and cracked the plastic cover around the screen. A few of the buttons got mashed in as well. You can still play songs 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, and 9, though. Or just use the remote. It still plays CDs fine, and I've included a picture of it powered on so you can see that it still works.

Once again, I am terribly sorry about this. I am going to knock $10 off of the price for your inconvenience.

Mike

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From Steve ******* to Me:
Could you drop the price down to $50? That looks pretty bad.

From Me to Steve *******:
Sure. It is my fault for tripping over it anyway.

From Me to Steve *******:
Hey, it's me again. I was loading the CD player into my trunk to bring to work tomorrow, but then my friend called me and I got distracted. Long story short, I forgot the CD player was behind my car and I accidentally backed over it a little bit when I went to go to Wawa. Thankfully I hit the brakes before I crushed anything important, but the back frame is a little bent.



I assure you that the CD player still works. On the bright side, the car must have popped that chipped plastic cover off of the front, so now you can clearly see the real screen. I think it looks better, don't you? From the front, staring at it head on, you can't even tell that the back is bashed in like that. Seeing as I improved the looks from the front, I am going to bump the price back up to $60.

I am going to try my best to bend the metal frame back to the way it was. Once again, I am very sorry about this.

Mike

From Steve ******* to Me:
Are you kidding me? That thing is ruined. What a freaking klutz you are! How didn't you realize it was behind your car?

From Steve ******* to Me:
Oh, and you have the nerve to charge me MORE money for breaking it worse?

From Me to Steve *******:
Don't worry, I can fix it. I'm working on fixing it right now.

From Me to Steve *******:
Okay, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the CD player still works. The bad news is that I was smoking a cigar while I was trying to repair it, and it accidentally set part of the CD player on fire.



As you can see from the picture, some of the CD player has melted. Thanks to my 2 months experience as a volunteer firefighter, my instincts kicked in and I was able to extinguish the flames with my coffee before too much of the CD player melted. It still can hold about 33-35 CDs, and all that stuff that melted on the right side wasn't important anyway.

Unfortunately, I drink expensive coffee and it was nearly full when I had to use it to put out the fire. Therefore, I am adding another $3 to the price of the CD player to bring the grand total to $63.

Once again, the CD player still works. I think it sounds even better than before. It is now in my trunk and ready to be sold to you tomorrow. I'll give you a call when I have my lunch break so we can meet up for the sale.

Thanks,

Mike

From Steve ******* to Me:
You must be stupid if you think I'll pay $63 for the charred remains of your CD player. I can't believe how badly you managed to fuck that thing up. How are you still alive? How have you managed to make it this far in life, when CLEARLY you are too foolish to keep even a CD player from being burned to a crisp? I really want to know! Please, Mike, tell me.

From Me to Steve *******:
I'm sorry if I upset you by bumping the price up to $63. Let's just call it $60. Deal?

From Steve ******* to Me:
...how are you this dumb?


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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 14:54:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ken2

nema tog vica koji ovo može nadmašiti
crnogorac kupio ženski auto
http://www.njuz.net/crnogorac-kupio-mali-gradski-automobil/




"Nothing lasts forever."
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TORQUE
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 15:55:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send TORQUE a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by YNWA

Clumsy Seller




umirem

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before..
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supermark
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Croatia
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 16:46:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

quote:
Originally posted by ken2

nema tog vica koji ovo može nadmašiti
crnogorac kupio ženski auto
http://www.njuz.net/crnogorac-kupio-mali-gradski-automobil/







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Zlotvor
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 16:52:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by supermark

quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

quote:
Originally posted by ken2

nema tog vica koji ovo može nadmašiti
crnogorac kupio ženski auto
http://www.njuz.net/crnogorac-kupio-mali-gradski-automobil/










Trljam ruke.
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Risar_69
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 19:51:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU&feature

Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!

Edited by - Risar_69 on 08/07/2011 19:51:58
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lwood
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 20:03:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU&feature






depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Paka01
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 20:16:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Paka01 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Koje jebene budaletine

Would a new flood please finally come? A real rain and an assortment of plagues
And when all is said and done, even the Devil won't care enough to spit in the mud


https://www.last.fm/user/Pakaa
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Poli
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Posted - 08/07/2011 : 20:55:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Ima svakojakih






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