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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 30/07/2011 : 19:28:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vozi Cigo na vozackom ispitu i mrtav 'ladan prođe pored znaka STOP.
- "Stani, polako! Kakav je to znak?", pita ga instruktor.
Cigo:
- "Aluminijski? Gazda, da se vratimo po njega?"
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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mr murdoc
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Posted - 31/07/2011 : 14:28:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Na sudu tužitelj pozove svog prvog svjedoka, bakicu od blizu 80 godina i upita je:
- Gospođo Tomić, poznajete li me?
- Kako Vas ne bih poznavala, gospodine Joziću. Znam Vas još kao dječaka,
ali moram vam iskreno kazati da sam se u vas jako razočarala.
Uvijek ste lagali, varali svoju ženu, tračali ste ljudima iza leđa i manipulirali njima. Vi mislite da ste velika faca, a ustvari nemate mozga ni koliko mušica bez glave. Da, ja vas dobro poznajem...
Tužilac potpuno zbunjen, upita dalje:
- A poznajete li gospođo ovdje nazočnog branitelja?
- Da, naravno da poznam i gospodina Zdravkovića. Znam ga iz vremena
dok je još bio mladić. On je lijenčina, prevrtljivac i ima problema s alkoholom. On ne može uspostaviti normalan odnos ni s kim, a bije ga i glas najlošijeg odvjetnika u zemlji.
Da ne spominjem da vara svoju ženu s tri druge, među kojima je i Vaša.
Da, da, dobro ga poznajem...
Branitelj samo što nije dobio infarkt.
Sudac naredi obojici odvjetnika da mu priđu i tihim glasom im reče:
- Slušajte vas dvojica idiota, ako bilo koji od vas upita babu
poznaje li mene, idete obojica u zatvor…
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 31/07/2011 : 20:18:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ah, te babe...
Trljam ruke.
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 31/07/2011 : 22:36:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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dessa
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Posted - 01/08/2011 : 02:48:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send dessa a Private Message  Reply with Quote


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=105885056165262&set=a.105722536181514.17233.100002313052160&type=1&theater&pid=56809&id=100002313052160

bacite pogled na komentare...
Edited by - dessa on 01/08/2011 02:49:15
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 01/08/2011 : 10:22:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.eligr.com/2010/08/why-never-to-ask-favors-from-the-graphic-designers/
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Deers
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Croatia
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Posted - 01/08/2011 : 13:26:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Deers a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli

http://www.eligr.com/2010/08/why-never-to-ask-favors-from-the-graphic-designers/
"Trzaj mišica i nad prazninom sam."
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emirem
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Posted - 01/08/2011 : 22:05:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli

http://www.eligr.com/2010/08/why-never-to-ask-favors-from-the-graphic-designers/

Jes' zajebava zensku..
"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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Darth Ivan
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Posted - 01/08/2011 : 23:19:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mr murdoc

Na sudu tužitelj pozove svog prvog svjedoka, bakicu od blizu 80 godina i upita je:
- Gospođo Tomić, poznajete li me?
- Kako Vas ne bih poznavala, gospodine Joziću. Znam Vas još kao dječaka,
ali moram vam iskreno kazati da sam se u vas jako razočarala.
Uvijek ste lagali, varali svoju ženu, tračali ste ljudima iza leđa i manipulirali njima. Vi mislite da ste velika faca, a ustvari nemate mozga ni koliko mušica bez glave. Da, ja vas dobro poznajem...
Tužilac potpuno zbunjen, upita dalje:
- A poznajete li gospođo ovdje nazočnog branitelja?
- Da, naravno da poznam i gospodina Zdravkovića. Znam ga iz vremena
dok je još bio mladić. On je lijenčina, prevrtljivac i ima problema s alkoholom. On ne može uspostaviti normalan odnos ni s kim, a bije ga i glas najlošijeg odvjetnika u zemlji.
Da ne spominjem da vara svoju ženu s tri druge, među kojima je i Vaša.
Da, da, dobro ga poznajem...
Branitelj samo što nije dobio infarkt.
Sudac naredi obojici odvjetnika da mu priđu i tihim glasom im reče:
- Slušajte vas dvojica idiota, ako bilo koji od vas upita babu
poznaje li mene, idete obojica u zatvor…



kaj bakice rade...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 02/08/2011 : 10:49:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mene su komentari na fejsu za ovu životinju na slici prisikli. Al doslovce!
Najjači mi je onaj pičokander što je na kraju kaže da joj se povraća od njega
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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Posted - 02/08/2011 : 14:40:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
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Posted - 02/08/2011 : 21:09:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Generalu u vojsci dođe pismo da je jednom od njegovih vojnika,Kaputniku,umrla supruga.Razmišljao on kako da mu obzirno kaže i onda pozove sve vojnike u red.Izađe on pred njih:
-U redu,svi oženjeni vojnici,pristupite naprijed!
Većina njih krene naprijed a general kaže:
-Ne tako brzo,Kaputnik!
My username was a mistake.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 02/08/2011 : 22:39:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hahahaha Benedikt XVI. XD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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skuby
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Posted - 03/08/2011 : 10:52:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Našao na fejsu
Edited by - skuby on 03/08/2011 10:52:47
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 03/08/2011 : 14:34:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOL Pikachu na kraju XD

P.S. koliko vas je gledalo tu četvrtu generaciju pokemona?
ovaj Ashov suparnik Paul je totalni debil...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 03/08/2011 : 23:37:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Leži plavuša na nudističkoj plaži na trbuhu i sunča se....
Dodje tip i bulji u nju (u dupe i noge) ...
Plavuša se okrene i pita: "Šta buljiš??!!"
"Ma ... gledam ovaj celulit ...,"
"To nije celulit, to je od grad-a!"
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 03/08/2011 23:37:36
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Lucy Liu
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quote:
Originally posted by skuby

Našao na fejsu






LOL trollface ftw
My username was a mistake.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 05/08/2011 : 10:31:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aYHTluEbmM&feature
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 05/08/2011 : 12:52:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
dessa ti si legenda :))))
di ga nađe...
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Risar_69
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Posted - 06/08/2011 : 13:20:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/08/2011 13:24:11
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 06/08/2011 : 13:25:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote






Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/08/2011 13:31:53
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Risar_69
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Posted - 06/08/2011 : 13:34:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/08/2011 13:42:02
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Risar_69
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Posted - 06/08/2011 : 13:47:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Za lakše razumevanje, kratak prijevod:

-od kuda ti ovakva kola?
...
-zašto smo se tu zaustavili?
-uzmi što želiš
-Pa razumeš....ako sam morao več birati...
-Pravilno si odabrao, šta če ti ženska odeča?
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 06/08/2011 13:51:13
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Zagor12
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Croatia
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Posted - 06/08/2011 : 18:54:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vozi se tip po cesti ponoći i iznenada mu pred auto skoči crveni patuljak.
Vozač izađe van, i sav bijesan reče patuljku:
-Jesi ti lud? Pa mogao sam te pregaziti? Koji vrag si skočio pred auto?-
A crveni patuljak kaže:
- Ja sam crveni patuljak, mali sam, gladan sam, žedan i peder.
Vozač se sažali pa kupi patuljku nešto za jesti i nastavi voziti.
Odjednom mu pred auto skoči zeleni patuljak i kaže mu:
- Zelen sam patuljak, mali sam, gladan sam, žedan i peder.
Vozač se sažali pa mu kupi nešto za jesti i nastavi voziti.
I tako se on vozi, kad mu odjednom pred auto skoči plavi patuljak.
Vozač, već iznerviran, izađe iz auta i počne se derati:
- U redu, znam; plavi si patuljak, mali si, gladan žedan i peder. Što još?-
A plavi patuljak mu odgovori:
-Osobnu i vozačku, molim-
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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selanne
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 06/08/2011 : 19:15:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69









Ovu zadnju sliku sam svojim očima vidio u novinama.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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