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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 06/08/2011 : 19:30:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor12

Vozi se tip po cesti ponoći i iznenada mu pred auto skoči crveni patuljak.
Vozač izađe van, i sav bijesan reče patuljku:
-Jesi ti lud? Pa mogao sam te pregaziti? Koji vrag si skočio pred auto?-
A crveni patuljak kaže:
- Ja sam crveni patuljak, mali sam, gladan sam, žedan i peder.
Vozač se sažali pa kupi patuljku nešto za jesti i nastavi voziti.
Odjednom mu pred auto skoči zeleni patuljak i kaže mu:
- Zelen sam patuljak, mali sam, gladan sam, žedan i peder.
Vozač se sažali pa mu kupi nešto za jesti i nastavi voziti.
I tako se on vozi, kad mu odjednom pred auto skoči plavi patuljak.
Vozač, već iznerviran, izađe iz auta i počne se derati:
- U redu, znam; plavi si patuljak, mali si, gladan žedan i peder. Što još?-
A plavi patuljak mu odgovori:
-Osobnu i vozačku, molim-
Dobar!
Trljam ruke.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 06/08/2011 : 19:50:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Milazzo
Senior Member



Croatia
2128 Posts

Member since 30/01/2008

Posted - 06/08/2011 : 20:01:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Milazzo's Homepage  Send Milazzo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
https://www.instagram.com/wanderereclectic/ // https://abadon.hr/
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8582 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 06/08/2011 : 20:28:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
CHUCK NORRIS SE UKAZAO GOSPI!!!
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 07/08/2011 : 00:58:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor12

Vozi se tip po cesti ponoći i iznenada mu pred auto skoči crveni patuljak.
Vozač izađe van, i sav bijesan reče patuljku:
-Jesi ti lud? Pa mogao sam te pregaziti? Koji vrag si skočio pred auto?-
A crveni patuljak kaže:
- Ja sam crveni patuljak, mali sam, gladan sam, žedan i peder.
Vozač se sažali pa kupi patuljku nešto za jesti i nastavi voziti.
Odjednom mu pred auto skoči zeleni patuljak i kaže mu:
- Zelen sam patuljak, mali sam, gladan sam, žedan i peder.
Vozač se sažali pa mu kupi nešto za jesti i nastavi voziti.
I tako se on vozi, kad mu odjednom pred auto skoči plavi patuljak.
Vozač, već iznerviran, izađe iz auta i počne se derati:
- U redu, znam; plavi si patuljak, mali si, gladan žedan i peder. Što još?-
A plavi patuljak mu odgovori:
-Osobnu i vozačku, molim-
"Nothing lasts forever."
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skuby
Average Member



Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 07/08/2011 : 11:33:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zagor12

Vozi se tip po cesti ponoći i iznenada mu pred auto skoči crveni patuljak.
Vozač izađe van, i sav bijesan reče patuljku:
-Jesi ti lud? Pa mogao sam te pregaziti? Koji vrag si skočio pred auto?-
A crveni patuljak kaže:
- Ja sam crveni patuljak, mali sam, gladan sam, žedan i peder.
Vozač se sažali pa kupi patuljku nešto za jesti i nastavi voziti.
Odjednom mu pred auto skoči zeleni patuljak i kaže mu:
- Zelen sam patuljak, mali sam, gladan sam, žedan i peder.
Vozač se sažali pa mu kupi nešto za jesti i nastavi voziti.
I tako se on vozi, kad mu odjednom pred auto skoči plavi patuljak.
Vozač, već iznerviran, izađe iz auta i počne se derati:
- U redu, znam; plavi si patuljak, mali si, gladan žedan i peder. Što još?-
A plavi patuljak mu odgovori:
-Osobnu i vozačku, molim-
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 07/08/2011 : 12:42:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
U jednom je kafiću sjedio neki mladić. Svakih nekoliko trenutaka je pogledavao na sat i time privukao pozornost lijepe djevojke koja je sjedila za susjednim stolom.
- Sigurno nekoga čekate kad tako često gledate na sat - reče djevojka.
- Ja ne čekam nikoga - reče mladić - nego sam upravo kupio proročki sat pa ga malo testiram.
- Još nisam čula da tako nešto postoji - začudi se djevojka - a što je na tom satu proročko?
- Taj sat, zahvaljujući alfa zrakama koje emitira, telepatski dojavljuje određene podatke - odgovori mladić.
- Javlja li vam štogod zanimljivog? - radoznalo upita djevojka.
- Upravo mi javlja da nemate gaćice - reče mladić.
- Taj vam sat ne valja - nasmije se djevojka - onaj koji vam je prodao taj sat vas je grdno nasamario. Ja vam, naime, imam gaćice.
- No to ne znači da sat ne valja - reče mladić - možda jednostavno ide pola sata naprijed.
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Imrahil
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Serbia
13459 Posts

Member since 21/08/2005

Posted - 08/08/2011 : 21:03:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Imrahil a Yahoo! Message  Send Imrahil a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Edited by - Imrahil on 08/08/2011 21:04:48
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 10/08/2011 : 13:40:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 10/08/2011 : 23:18:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOL

mother in law = woman hitler
"Nothing lasts forever."
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perque
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Serbia
724 Posts

Member since 28/09/2009

Posted - 14/08/2011 : 21:43:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send perque a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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King Warrior
stripovi.com suradnik



22315 Posts

Member since 10/11/2007

Posted - 17/08/2011 : 12:14:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dovikuju se Mujo i Haso preko brda.
Haso : Mujo sta radis ?
Mujo : Nista secem drva aj dodji da mi pomognes.
Haso : Ne mogu imam polnu bolest.
Mujo : Koju ?
Haso : Boli me k....c za tvoja drva.
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perque
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Serbia
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Member since 28/09/2009

Posted - 17/08/2011 : 15:05:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send perque a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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perque
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Serbia
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Member since 28/09/2009

Posted - 17/08/2011 : 15:06:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send perque a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 17/08/2011 : 15:28:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ovo sa spermićima je genijalno XD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Poli
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Slovenia
38020 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 24/08/2011 : 14:58:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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talicnitom
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Serbia
439 Posts

Member since 12/10/2006

Posted - 24/08/2011 : 19:02:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send talicnitom a Yahoo! Message  Send talicnitom a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hehehe....
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 24/08/2011 : 21:44:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Stvarno, svakom se dogodi...
Trljam ruke.
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skuby
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Croatia
764 Posts

Member since 06/02/2011

Posted - 24/08/2011 : 22:33:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send skuby a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita gluhi glupoga:koliko je 4+4?
Glupi mu odgovori:"6"
Kaže gluhi:"nos ti posran"
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Andrej
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Croatia
1558 Posts

Member since 15/03/2010

Posted - 24/08/2011 : 23:24:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Andrej a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Magneto-Year one
"War will cease when we refuse to fight"
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 25/08/2011 : 23:18:26  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
odite na google prevoditelja i upišite "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral" i prevedite ga na hrvatski
"Nothing lasts forever."
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dr strangelove
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USA
8866 Posts

Member since 26/12/2007

Posted - 26/08/2011 : 11:49:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 27/08/2011 : 19:02:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
odite u google prevoditelja i upišite "King Crimson" i prevedite ga na hrvatski XD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 27/08/2011 : 20:13:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Željko Bebek
Trljam ruke.
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panzer
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12626 Posts

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Posted - 30/08/2011 : 09:22:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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