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Stari borac
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Croatia
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Posted - 21/11/2011 : 22:32:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Dečki, vratimo se vicevima...
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 21/11/2011 : 22:33:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Žali se Mujo Hasi:
- E, jarane, otkad je proš'o vodovod kroz selo, pička nema više ni mirisa ni okusa...
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 21/11/2011 : 22:44:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stari borac

Dečki, vratimo se vicevima...
Imaš pravo
quote:
Originally posted by Stari borac

Žali se Mujo Hasi:
- E, jarane, otkad je proš'o vodovod kroz selo, pička nema više ni mirisa ni okusa...
Trljam ruke.
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nemanja93
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Serbia
2439 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 21/11/2011 : 23:04:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Vidim drugovi i vi ste u kurcu sa politicarima

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http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri/324163-specijalna-nagrada
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Lord Vader89
stripovi.com suradnik



France
9618 Posts

Member since 05/07/2007

Posted - 21/11/2011 : 23:10:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lord Vader89 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stari borac

Žali se Mujo Hasi:
- E, jarane, otkad je proš'o vodovod kroz selo, pička nema više ni mirisa ni okusa...
Potpis u dva reda, prema pravilniku:
Vader je, kao i uvek, u pravu. ; john connor ; 2022 A.D.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 08:45:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 11:53:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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76
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Croatia
2661 Posts

Member since 24/12/2005

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 11:57:40  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send 76 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi Tomo Horvatinčić u pekarnu:
- Molim vas dva talijana.
A prodavač će:
- Hoćete da vam ih prerežem?
The best you can say for football is that it has given the working man a subject for conversation.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

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Posted - 22/11/2011 : 12:00:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 76

Ulazi Tomo Horvatinčić u pekarnu:
- Molim vas dva talijana.
A prodavač će:
- Hoćete da vam ih prerežem?
Trljam ruke.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 13:32:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 17:59:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


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Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7675 Posts

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Posted - 22/11/2011 : 18:25:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Priča novopečeni narkoman prijatelju: "Kažu da se na kokain navučeš nakon mjesec dana, evo ja ga uzimam već godinu dana, još se nisam navukao!"
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 19:10:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ide jedno društvance kroz park i naiđe na tipa kako "obrađuje" žensku u grmlju.
I, momci ka momci, moraju nešto dobacivat. Tako će jedan: "Majstore, ostavi nešto i za nas"
A tip im odvrati: "Ne mogu, sve sam stavio"
Trljam ruke.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 20:28:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Mujo i Fata bude se usred olujne noći, tri je ujutro.

Netko lupa na njihova vrata.
Mujo otvara vrata, pred njim stoji pijanac, pijan ko zemlja, jedva stoji na nogama.
Pijanac moli Muju da izađe i malo ga pogura.
... - "Nema teorije, tri je ujutro, čovječe!", i zalupi mu vrata pred nosom.
- "Ko je bio?", pita Fata.
- "Ma neki pijanac, traži da ga poguram", odgovori Mujo.
- "Jesi li mu pomogo?", pita Fata.
- "Nisam lud, tri je ujutro i vani lije k'o iz kabla!"
- "Sram te bilo, a sjećaš li se, kad smo se prije dva mjeseca vraćali od Hase, kad ti je auto crko po onoj kišurini? Da se dvojica nisu zaustavila da te poguraju, nikad se nebi odande izvukli."
Mujo se posrami, na kraju se obuče, otvori vrata i izadje na kišu i prodere se u mrak:
- "Halo, jesi li jos tu?"
- "Jesam", dere se pijanac.
- "Treba li te jos pogurati?" pita Mujo u mrak.
- "Treba, hvala!" kaže pijanac.
- "A gdje si?" pita Mujo.
- "Evo me na ljuljački."
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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ordell
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Slovenia
1901 Posts

Member since 20/08/2006

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 20:52:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send ordell a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 22/11/2011 : 21:26:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOOL 50 cent VS Mišo Kovač
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 23/11/2011 : 09:17:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

LOOL 50 cent VS Mišo Kovač

isto!
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8623 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 23/11/2011 : 09:57:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Legendarno
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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KRAS
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Slovenia
7797 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 23/11/2011 : 15:11:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 23/11/2011 : 15:24:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Izgleda da je KRAS doživia zaokret od 180° što se politike tiče
Trljam ruke.
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KRAS
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Slovenia
7797 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 23/11/2011 : 15:33:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zlotvor

Izgleda da je KRAS doživia zaokret od 180° što se politike tiče


Kako ide ona pjesma od Škore....

Sude mi, zato što pare volim, volim najviše... što sam trošio, malo previšeeee...

SUdeeee mii
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KRAS
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Slovenia
7797 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 23/11/2011 : 15:36:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Zlotvor

Izgleda da je KRAS doživia zaokret od 180° što se politike tiče


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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 23/11/2011 : 21:44:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Trljam ruke.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 23/11/2011 : 22:20:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KRAS




ovo je trebalo bit dio kampanje
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 24/11/2011 : 08:51:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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TIMSKI I INDIVIDUALNI RAD
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 24/11/2011 08:52:11
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