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lwood
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Zlotvor
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
 Posted - 12/01/2012 : 02:16:04
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Originally posted by Zlotvor
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Originally posted by lwood
http://youtu.be/xjwkq2iRe_o
Profa je lav 
Bog... Da ga vidin uživo pivu bi mu platia
a pogledaj još i na 1:45 kako se onaj dečkić složia s panja |
You stared at the abyss, you'll never rest in peace |
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anto
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Serbia
21802 Posts
Member since 29/06/2008 |
Posted - 12/01/2012 : 02:23:27
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Originally posted by lwood
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Originally posted by Zlotvor
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Originally posted by lwood
http://youtu.be/xjwkq2iRe_o
Profa je lav
Bog... Da ga vidin uživo pivu bi mu platia
a pogledaj još i na 1:45 kako se onaj dečkić složia s panja
Ovo je GE-NI-JA-LNO!!!
Profesor je potpuni car.
A onaj klinac što se složio sa panja daje dodatni šmek ovoj ludosti!!
Mislio sam da su ovakve stvari moguće samo u Srbiji, ali vidim da je kod vas isti qrac! |
Markose,do neba ti hvala!!! |
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YNWA
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8622 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 12/01/2012 : 10:00:15
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8622 Posts
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Posted - 12/01/2012 : 10:10:17
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik
Croatia
8622 Posts
Member since 30/03/2005 |
Posted - 12/01/2012 : 12:24:23
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Zlotvor
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Member since 03/02/2010 |
Posted - 12/01/2012 : 12:24:37
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Originally posted by lwood
a pogledaj još i na 1:45 kako se onaj dečkić složia s panja
Ajd u k***c, uzelo me... |
Trljam ruke. |
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts
Member since 02/01/2006 |
Posted - 12/01/2012 : 19:44:34
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U slavoniji otkrivena nova zivotinjska vrsta.
[bSlavonska Koala ( kobasikus domestikus i pečenikus malius)][/b]
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“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde |
Edited by - mr murdoc on 12/01/2012 19:44:57 |
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wele
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Montenegro
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Member since 21/12/2009 |
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts
Member since 09/12/2005 |
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Zlotvor
Advanced Member
7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
Posted - 14/01/2012 : 02:20:35
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Jesan Iman ti ja tog tipa na fejsu, Krulu
Njegov blog me liči, ono tribaš čitat
A sad izdaje knjigu, ostavit će mi jednu reka je.
To će isto žešća likarija bit  |
Trljam ruke. |
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Poli
Advanced Member
Slovenia
38181 Posts
Member since 26/10/2007 |
Posted - 16/01/2012 : 13:17:58
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Ona: Gdje si ljubavi moja jedina????
On: Ležim kući na krevetu i mislim na tebe zlato jedino moje. A gdje si ti??
Ona: U kavani..... stojim za tobom......... mamu ti jebem pokvarenu!
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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 16/01/2012 : 13:49:17
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Dečko: Ti si najsimpatičnija i najljepša cura koju sam ikad vidio..
Cura: Ne seri!! Samo me želiš jebat!!
Dečko: Ooo, još si i pametna... |
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli! |
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts
Member since 02/01/2006 |
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts
Member since 05/05/2008 |
Posted - 17/01/2012 : 23:51:06
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Grudnjak je najdemokratičniji dio garderobe. On potiskuje velike,
podiže male, a masu drži na okupu.
Pitaju didu od 90 leta:
"Dida, kako te služi ona stvar?" On kaže: "Kao momak!"
"Kako kao momak?"
"Lijepo, ja mu nađem posao, a on neće raditi!!!"
Voze se Cigo i Slovenac u vlaku. Izvadi Cigo kutiju cigareta kako bi
zapalio, ali Slovenac mu otme cigarete i reče:
Jesi li ti normalan, sad bi pušio, a znaš da je zabranjeno
pušenje u kupeu!
Prođe neko vrijeme i Slovenac uzme novine, kad skoči Cigo,
zgužva mu novine i reče:
Ovde si naš'o da sereš?
Negdje u Bosni NATO vojnik radi sklekove, a oko njega se uzvrtio Mujo
i gleda i gleda... pa kaže:
"Jebo' mater, ako ona tebi nije pobjegla."
Čovek na smrti kaže doktoru:
Napišite da sam umro od SIDE!
Zašto?
Tako mi niko neće jebati ženu, a oni koji su je već jebali neka umru od straha!
Bio Mujo na poslovnom putu u Japanu. Tamo pokupio neku kurvu i cijelu
noc radio posao, a ona je uzbudeno vikala:
"Hasimota! Hasimota!"
Posto Mujo, naravno nije znao ni rijec japanskog, zakljucio je da je
to neki uzvik odusevljenja. Sutradan ujutro ode on na golf sa
japanskim biznismenima.
Japanac, koji je igrao prvi, na odusevljenje prisutnih ubaci lopticu
iz prve. Svi aplaudiraju, a Mujo, da ispadne pametan, vikne:
"Hasimota!"
Japanac se unezvereno okrene i upita:
"Kako to mislis, pogresna rupa?"
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
Member since 03/02/2010 |
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lwood
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Colombia
47575 Posts
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VICEVI !!!
