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Oki
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/01/2012 : 07:40:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Evo, iako 10 dana nakon termina, ja konačno postao tata.
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Oki
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Croatia
5334 Posts

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Posted - 16/01/2012 : 07:47:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jučer u 11 sati me zvala žena iz bolnice i kaže: Dođi brzo meni, počelo je...rodit ću uskoro i želim te uz sebe! U 11.20 mi je slala poruku: Gdje si? Ajde požuri..! ....i u 20.13 sati, dobili smo dite (curicu) teška 4kg i 230grama, 53cm.
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Nivox
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Croatia
1314 Posts

Member since 01/11/2011

Posted - 16/01/2012 : 07:48:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Nivox a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Oki

Evo, iako 10 dana nakon termina, ja konačno postao tata.


ČESTITAM Oki

Sve što zna za smrt, može se ponovo roditi!
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Oki
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Croatia
5334 Posts

Member since 10/02/2011

Posted - 16/01/2012 : 08:04:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
...kasnije u toku večeri svako malo netko dođe čestitati tati. Tata sa svakim popije rakijicu. Kruška prepečenica (48 volova a slatka) nokautira tatu već negdje oko 1 sat...
Sad me želja da vidim svoje dvije cure munjevito podigla iz kreveta,a nakon što ih vidim otići ću u birtiju pa makar opet doživim nokaut...
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Oki
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Croatia
5334 Posts

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Posted - 16/01/2012 : 08:06:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hvala Nivoxu, najbržem čestitaru.
Do sutra, pozdrav.
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Amos
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Croatia
2896 Posts

Member since 03/01/2011

Posted - 16/01/2012 : 09:38:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Amos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Čestitam Oki i sretno!!

Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
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izivko
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Germany
12761 Posts

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Posted - 16/01/2012 : 13:15:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send izivko a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Čestitam Oki!

Have mercy
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lwood
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Colombia
47359 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 16/01/2012 : 14:03:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Čestitke

narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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red cloud
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Serbia
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Member since 29/06/2009

Posted - 16/01/2012 : 14:27:44  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send red cloud a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Cestitke Oki! Nek je ziva i zdrava!

Nasilje u Darkvudu
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 16/01/2012 : 14:42:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
čestitke na prinovi kolega!

"Nothing lasts forever."
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tex2
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
31393 Posts

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Posted - 16/01/2012 : 16:36:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send tex2 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Čestitam!

"Od svakog treba tražiti samo ono što on može dati."
"The puck is in! The home team wins!", the good ol' hockey game
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 16/01/2012 : 17:06:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
cestitam

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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DeeCay
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/01/2012 : 17:15:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send DeeCay a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Oki
dobili smo dite (curicu) teška 4kg i 230grama, 53cm.


Vidi, malo se popunila u tih 10 dana viška. Prava cura!

Sve najbolje! nadam se da su se mama i tata oporavili (mama od porođaja, ti od pijanki)

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies; the man who never reads lives only one."
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/01/2012 : 19:13:33  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
imamo ovih dana baby boom u pravom smislu čini se...

"Nothing lasts forever."
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austin
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Serbia
400 Posts

Member since 15/07/2009

Posted - 16/01/2012 : 19:51:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send austin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mairosu

Mala pauza ? Ma barem 2 godine. Prvo i prvo, dve bebe u kuci vam _NE TREBAJU_ (pitajte Austina). Drugo, ja bih i da jebem nesto, jbt.

Amosove reci o infrastrukturi zlata vrede.



Cestitke Okiju!!!

Sto se dve bebe u kuci tiche...jeste zajebano, al ko sto neko reche, kako vreme prolazi kapirash da ce da budu odlichni drugari, jer su slichnih godina.
Ja imam 2 sina, stariji ima 3god i 4 meseca , a mladji ima 20 meseci.

A sto se porodjaja tiche, oba su bila brza, prvi trajao 2 sata, a drugi cu i da opishem:

Celi dan na nogama, idemo sa klincem kod babe i dede, posle u park, pa predvece u Usce da mu jurimo cipelice. Zhena sve vreme na nogama, svakih 10-ak minuta se malo zaustavi i presamiti, kazhe preseche je malo, pretpostavlja da je kontrakcija.
Zavrsavamo kupovinu, kazhe ona gladna je, idemo u Zemun u Pinokio i moja lujka poruchuje 2 (ko je tamo jeo zna kolike su) palachinke, slanu i slatku. Stizhemo kuci, zhena baca one palachinke na posluzhavnik, lezhe na kauzh pred TV i krece....10- ak minuta kasnije (oko 22h je u tom trenutku) palachinki nema, a ona kuka kako se prejela. Jos 15-ak minuta kasnije puca joj vodenjak, kazhe mi da se spremim lagano a ja joj se smejem i saljem je u WC da izbaci koliko god mozhe onih palachinki, jer ne sme da se napinje punog zheluca, pozlice joj na porodjaju. Krecemo za Narodni front, stizhemo tamo, ulazi ona na prijemno.....cujem kroz vrata "bozhe, jos ne videh zhenu da se ovako otvara bez bolova" i trenutak kasnije u 23:00 izlaze iz prijemnog sa mojom suprugom na krevetu i voze je u lift i gore na porodiljsko. Pitam jel sve ok, ocel skoro porodjaj, babica odgovara koje skoro, odmah, supruga je 10 prstiju otvorena :P
Sve vreme, satima unazad, ono sto je osecala su bili naponi, a ne kontrakcije. Sam porodjaj (par minuta je trajao prevoz do porodjajne sale) je trajao 18 minuta, dete se zvanichno rodilo u 23:23h :)
Inache plivanje je preporuchljivo u svakoj normalnoj trudnoci, koja je bez komplikacija.

Dr. Evil: Quid pro-quo, Mr. Powers. Austin Powers: Yes, squid pro row.

Edited by - austin on 16/01/2012 20:00:04
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Oki
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Croatia
5334 Posts

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Posted - 17/01/2012 : 15:44:16  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Oki a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hvala svima na čestitkama!!
Evo jučer sam sve to kvalitetno profeštao... Počeo lagano u 1 sat popodne i izdržao do 1 sat u noći (opet me nokautirala kruška i danas se osjećam ko Mirko Filipović cro cop-svako malo sam nokautiran).
Svi kažu da je mala ista mama...e nek je ljepa ko mama, al' velika je ko' tata!!
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emirem
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Posted - 17/01/2012 : 17:45:15  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send emirem a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Malenoj puno srece i zdravlja,a roditeljima puno strpljenja i mirne prospavane noci !

"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!"
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Kojot
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Switzerland
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Posted - 18/01/2012 : 00:06:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Kojot a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Cestitke i od mene!
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Barker
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Fyro Macedonia
4658 Posts

Member since 10/10/2003

Posted - 18/01/2012 : 10:54:55  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Barker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
cestitke!

Bistro i duboko nebo utociste pruza!
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sawitch
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Serbia
40537 Posts

Member since 17/11/2007

Posted - 18/01/2012 : 16:39:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sawitch a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bog vam dao srecu i zdravlje! :)) Cestitke!!!!!

Patricia hic mea totus mundus est
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lwood
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Colombia
47359 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 18/01/2012 : 17:03:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sawitch

Bog vam dao srecu i zdravlje! :)) Cestitke!!!!!



kad je tebi termin?

narocito na one koji su uspješni.
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Barker
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Fyro Macedonia
4658 Posts

Member since 10/10/2003

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 00:15:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Barker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
is it a bird?
is it a plane?
NO!
IT'S A BABY BOY!!!! :)

dame i gospodo, barker jr. je stigao :)

Bistro i duboko nebo utociste pruza!
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Mairosu
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Posted - 20/01/2012 : 00:51:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mairosu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Cestitke svima !

Ko igra za raju, i zanemaruje taktiku, zavrsit ce karijeru u nizerazrednom Vratniku.

Kakav ti je kupus, takva ti je sarma -- otac Tadej
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Nivox
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Croatia
1314 Posts

Member since 01/11/2011

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 08:07:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Nivox a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Barker

is it a bird?
is it a plane?
NO!
IT'S A BABY BOY!!!! :)

dame i gospodo, barker jr. je stigao :)



ČESTITKE Barker

Sve što zna za smrt, može se ponovo roditi!
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sawitch
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Serbia
40537 Posts

Member since 17/11/2007

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 08:42:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send sawitch a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood
kad je tebi termin?



Oko Djurdjevdana, pocetak maja!!! Ne mogu da docekam...

Patricia hic mea totus mundus est
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