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zlikovski
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Croatia
1090 Posts

Member since 21/03/2008

Posted - 18/01/2012 : 14:36:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send zlikovski a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita profesor u školi djecu, što lijepo miriše?
Djeca odgovaraju: ruže, parfemi, šume, slatkiši....itd itd.
Profesor kaže: "Tako je djeco, ali" pogleda malog Muju i pita ga: "Što tebi lijepo miriše?".
Kaže mali Mujo: "Pička!"
Profesor poludi, otjera malog Muju kući i kaže da sutra dođe otac u školu na razgovor.
Slijedeći dan dolazi mali Mujo u školu bez oca i profesor ga pita: "Gdje ti je otac?"
Mali Mujo mu odgovara: "Otac mi je reko kome pička ne miriše taj je peder, a on sa pederima ne razgovara."
Grad - to ste vi.
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 18/01/2012 : 15:01:05  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zlikovski

Pita profesor u školi djecu, što lijepo miriše?
Djeca odgovaraju: ruže, parfemi, šume, slatkiši....itd itd.
Profesor kaže: "Tako je djeco, ali" pogleda malog Muju i pita ga: "Što tebi lijepo miriše?".
Kaže mali Mujo: "Pička!"
Profesor poludi, otjera malog Muju kući i kaže da sutra dođe otac u školu na razgovor.
Slijedeći dan dolazi mali Mujo u školu bez oca i profesor ga pita: "Gdje ti je otac?"
Mali Mujo mu odgovara: "Otac mi je reko kome pička ne miriše taj je peder, a on sa pederima ne razgovara."
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 18/01/2012 : 22:16:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Gil-galad
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Serbia
3544 Posts

Member since 19/05/2008

Posted - 19/01/2012 : 08:26:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Gil-galad a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zlikovski

Pita profesor u školi djecu, što lijepo miriše?
Djeca odgovaraju: ruže, parfemi, šume, slatkiši....itd itd.
Profesor kaže: "Tako je djeco, ali" pogleda malog Muju i pita ga: "Što tebi lijepo miriše?".
Kaže mali Mujo: "Pička!"
Profesor poludi, otjera malog Muju kući i kaže da sutra dođe otac u školu na razgovor.
Slijedeći dan dolazi mali Mujo u školu bez oca i profesor ga pita: "Gdje ti je otac?"
Mali Mujo mu odgovara: "Otac mi je reko kome pička ne miriše taj je peder, a on sa pederima ne razgovara."
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panzer
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12790 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 19/01/2012 : 11:26:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
C - You shoot yourself in the foot.

C++ - You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me over there."

Assembler - You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.

Forth - Foot in yourself shoot.

Pascal - The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.

Ada - After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the wrong type.

Java - The gun fires just fine, but your foot can't figure out what the bullets are and ignores them.

Modula2 - After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head.
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 19/01/2012 : 12:51:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

http://www.demotivation.us/newest/alcohol-1262081.html
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 19/01/2012 : 18:22:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zlikovski

Pita profesor u školi djecu, što lijepo miriše?
Djeca odgovaraju: ruže, parfemi, šume, slatkiši....itd itd.
Profesor kaže: "Tako je djeco, ali" pogleda malog Muju i pita ga: "Što tebi lijepo miriše?".
Kaže mali Mujo: "Pička!"
Profesor poludi, otjera malog Muju kući i kaže da sutra dođe otac u školu na razgovor.
Slijedeći dan dolazi mali Mujo u školu bez oca i profesor ga pita: "Gdje ti je otac?"
Mali Mujo mu odgovara: "Otac mi je reko kome pička ne miriše taj je peder, a on sa pederima ne razgovara."
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 19/01/2012 : 20:52:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Huso Hasi: "Znaš li koja je razlika između wc-školjke i tuš-kabine?"
Haso: "Ne?"
Huso: "Znači, ti si taj!"
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8622 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 10:04:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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paro
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Croatia
8622 Posts

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Posted - 20/01/2012 : 10:55:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote


There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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panzer
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12790 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 11:06:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Amos
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Croatia
2896 Posts

Member since 03/01/2011

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 14:04:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Amos a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ovaj s bolesnim kukom je urnebesan!
Uža san gledati Inspektora Rexa, ali odusta san kad su prominili pasa.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 14:07:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

































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Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 19:51:18  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 20/01/2012 : 21:52:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote








Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 20/01/2012 22:01:48
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 21/01/2012 : 13:13:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

meet Vermin Supreme!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Mac
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
576 Posts

Member since 28/09/2008

Posted - 21/01/2012 : 16:24:19  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Mac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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paro
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
8622 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 22/01/2012 : 12:35:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Edited by - paro on 22/01/2012 12:37:28
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Zagor12
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Croatia
6763 Posts

Member since 23/08/2010

Posted - 22/01/2012 : 13:01:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Zagor12's Homepage  Send Zagor12 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Z12 je sada Golub, ali sajt je ostao isti:
http://superheroji.com.hr/ - Najnovije iz svijeta superheroja
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 22/01/2012 : 15:21:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
kaj deterdžent radi XD
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 22/01/2012 : 20:26:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 22/01/2012 : 20:42:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote









Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
Edited by - Poli on 22/01/2012 20:43:49
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panzer
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12790 Posts

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Posted - 23/01/2012 : 11:19:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://hasfernandotorresscoredforchelsea.com/
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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paro
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Croatia
8622 Posts

Member since 30/03/2005

Posted - 23/01/2012 : 19:06:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote


There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Poli
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Slovenia
38181 Posts

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Posted - 23/01/2012 : 19:59:11  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote



Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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