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lwood
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Colombia
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lwood
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lwood
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lwood
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Colombia
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
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lwood
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Colombia
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lwood
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Colombia
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emirem
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10845 Posts
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Posted - 24/02/2012 : 23:03:32
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quote: Originally posted by YNWA
Talijani...
Rossi

Biaggi

Fabrizio

Schettino

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"Kompromisi u kolekcionarstvu su one stvari koje ce ti omoguciti da dozivis starost sa pozamasnom ustedjevinom!" |
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
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lwood
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Colombia
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
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Posted - 24/02/2012 : 23:07:18
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Zaposlili se Mujo i Haso kao piloti u Oružanim snagama Bosne i Hercegovine pa krenuli na svoj prvi let. Kada su međutim trebali sletiti na mostarski aerodrom, vidjeli oni da je pista mnogo kraća nego što su učili na obuci. Spustili su nekako avion, aktivirali sve kočnice, zaškripale su i zadimile se gume, a avion produžio preko rubnika, probio ogradu i jedva se nekako zaustavio na livadi iza piste. - "Jebo majku svoju, kako su napravili ovu pistu!" - opsovao Mujo na kraju, skidajući kacigu. - "Nema više od 100 metara!" - "Baš." - dodao Haso, brišući znoj. - "Al glavno da im je široka kilometar...!?" |
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts
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Posted - 24/02/2012 : 23:07:29
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Pred pogubljenje, dvojicu osuđenika na smrt pitaju za poslednju želju. Prvi kaže: - "Da još jednom čujem poslednji hit od Jelene Karleuše!" A drugi će na to: - "Mene streljajte prvog." |
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
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Posted - 25/02/2012 : 09:28:27
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Došli doktor i policajac na uviđaj nesreće gdje je bilo dosta povrijeđenih i mrtvih. Doktor pregledava: 'Ovaj je mrtav. I ovaj je mrtav. A i ovaj mi se čini mrtav...' Odjednom taj malo jaukne, podigne glavu i kaže: 'Eeej, ja sam živ!' Na to ga policajac udari pendrekom po glavi: 'Ma, jel' ? Sad ti znaš bolje od doktora!' |
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde |
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts
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Posted - 25/02/2012 : 23:14:12
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Zove neki čovjek telefonom mljekaru Vindiju. - Dobar dan! - Mljekara Vindija, izvolite! - Molim vas direktora! - Drka? - Oprostite, nazvat ću poslije! |
"Nothing lasts forever." |
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Poli
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Slovenia
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PijaniPatak
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Germany
10035 Posts
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PijaniPatak
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Germany
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Posted - 26/02/2012 : 13:21:40
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Silovali pederi Muju, rasturili ga nacisto. Kako ga je paksu bas boleo, ode on, pa kome drugome?, doktoru. -doktore, pomagaj, boliiii me ovde dole. -uh, ne znam, Mujo, Evo ti ova tuba sa kremom. Ona ti je dobra za te stvari. Samo je namazi dole i brzo ce da zaraste. Uzme Mujo odmah tubu, iscedi celi sadrzaj u saku, poce da se maze po prsima. -Alo, mujo, pa ne tu nego DOLE! DOLE GDE BOLI! -Doktore...guza ce nekako i sama da zaraste, ALI DUSA NECE! |
DNEVNIK CITANJA: Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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PijaniPatak
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Germany
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Poli
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Slovenia
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lwood
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Colombia
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lwood
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lwood
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Colombia
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lwood
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