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nemanja93
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Serbia
2438 Posts

Member since 06/03/2010

Posted - 11/08/2012 : 21:07:27  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 11/08/2012 : 23:08:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nemanja93
"Nothing lasts forever."
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 12/08/2012 : 20:02:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
AFORIZMI :)

- Bolje umreti od litre nego od kapi


-Pametne žene ućutkuju muškarce dižuci noge, a glupe, dižuci glas.


- "Bolje mešati alkohol, nego beton!"


- Bolje biti malo glup, nego malo pametan.


- Bolje biti aktivan danas, nego radioaktivan sutra.


- Zdrav čovek ima hiljadu želja, pogotovo bolesnih!


- Samo da prođe ova demokratija, pa da opet živimo ko ljudi.


- Rođendani su veoma korisni!
Što ih više imaš, to duže živiš!


- Lako je promeniti mišljenje drugog,
teško je ubediti ljude da prihvate tvoje!


-Deca su naše najveće bogatstvo,
i ove godine očekuje se dobar izvoz!


- Ako ste pogrešili prema nekome,
tražite oproštaj još danas,
jer sutra možda nećete osećati krivicu!


- Nitko nije sasvim obrazovan, sve dok ne nauči da ćuti!


- Današnja medicina je zaista mnogo napredovala,
za svaki lek uspela je da pronađe bolest!


- Složna braća kuću grade, nesložna dve!


- Bezalkoholno pivo je kao pornić na radiju!


-Kamen po kamen - dijaliza.





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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 12/08/2012 : 20:07:13  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ISTINITA PRIČA ....

Kako nazvati policiju kada ste stari i niste baš pokretni ...

Georges PHILLIPS, stariji čovjek koji živi u VANCOUVERU u Kanadi, spremao se u krevet kada mu je žena rekla da je kroz prozor videla da je ostavio svetlo u ostavi sa alatima u dvorištu.

Georges je otvorio zadnja vrata kuće da ugasi svetlo, kada iznenada vidi da ga ljudi pljačkaju.

Zvao je policiju koja ga je pitala:

- ... "neko je ušao kod vas ?"

On odgovori:.. "ne, ali neki ljudi su mi ušli u ostavu sa alatom i kradu mi stvari."

Policija mu odgovori:

- ... "sve naše jedinice su zauzete. Zatvorite se u kuću i nekoga ćemo poslati čim bude slobodan."

Georges odgovori:- " O.K."

Poklopi slušalicu, pričeka 30 sekundi i nazove ponovo policiju:

- " Dobar dan, ja sam vas malopre nazvao da mi lopovi pljačkaju ostavu sa alatom ...
Ne treba da se žurite ... ubio sam ih !"

Pa je poklopio.

Za pet minuta, 6 policijskih automobila, ekipa snajpera, helikopter, dva vatrogasna automobila, hitna pomoć, došli su pred njegovu kuću i zaustavili lopove tokom pljačke.

Policajac mu kaže:- ... " mislio sam da ste ih ubili ..."

A Georges mu odgovori:

- ... " a ja sam mislio da ste mi rekli da nemate nikoga slobodnog da pošaljete ..."

Poenta: Ne zajebavajte se sa starim ljudima !


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Lucy Liu
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Croatia
704 Posts

Member since 14/09/2007

Posted - 14/08/2012 : 02:04:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Lucy Liu an AOL message  Send Lucy Liu an ICQ Message  Send Lucy Liu a Yahoo! Message  Send Lucy Liu a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Razgovaraju dvije prijateljice:

-Moj muž je prava životinja u krevetu!
-Daj, reci još!
-Što da još kažem? Hrče k'o medvjed!
My username was a mistake.
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Poli
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Slovenia
37787 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 14/08/2012 : 20:49:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
7978 Posts

Member since 21/03/2010

Posted - 14/08/2012 : 22:09:14  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

AFORIZMI :)

- Bolje umreti od litre nego od kapi


-Pametne žene ućutkuju muškarce dižuci noge, a glupe, dižuci glas.


- "Bolje mešati alkohol, nego beton!"


- Bolje biti malo glup, nego malo pametan.


- Bolje biti aktivan danas, nego radioaktivan sutra.


- Zdrav čovek ima hiljadu želja, pogotovo bolesnih!


- Samo da prođe ova demokratija, pa da opet živimo ko ljudi.


- Rođendani su veoma korisni!
Što ih više imaš, to duže živiš!


- Lako je promeniti mišljenje drugog,
teško je ubediti ljude da prihvate tvoje!


-Deca su naše najveće bogatstvo,
i ove godine očekuje se dobar izvoz!


- Ako ste pogrešili prema nekome,
tražite oproštaj još danas,
jer sutra možda nećete osećati krivicu!


- Nitko nije sasvim obrazovan, sve dok ne nauči da ćuti!


- Današnja medicina je zaista mnogo napredovala,
za svaki lek uspela je da pronađe bolest!


- Složna braća kuću grade, nesložna dve!


- Bezalkoholno pivo je kao pornić na radiju!


-Kamen po kamen - dijaliza.
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da ja nadodam nekoliko:

Pušenje skraćuje cigaretu.
Tko umre ove godine, miran je dogodine.
Tko se zadnji smije, nije skužio vic.
Dobar grah daleko se čuje.
Tko prije umre, dulje je mrtav.
Od onog što vam žene kažu, puno je zanimljivije ono što vam prešute.
Živi kao da ti je svaki dan posljednji i jednog dana bit ćeš u pravu.
"Nothing lasts forever."
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supermark
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
29610 Posts

Member since 06/02/2007

Posted - 14/08/2012 : 23:16:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit supermark's Homepage  Send supermark a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mladjo

Sta Žak radi kad nejede ?
Sendvic.
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Zlotvor
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7094 Posts

Member since 03/02/2010

Posted - 14/08/2012 : 23:31:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Zlotvor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli







Ovaj san vidia danas, dobar
Trljam ruke.
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7646 Posts

Member since 11/09/2009

Posted - 15/08/2012 : 10:10:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ivan

da ja nadodam nekoliko:

Pušenje skraćuje cigaretu.
Tko umre ove godine, miran je dogodine.
Tko se zadnji smije, nije skužio vic.
Dobar grah daleko se čuje.
Tko prije umre, dulje je mrtav.
Od onog što vam žene kažu, puno je zanimljivije ono što vam prešute.
Živi kao da ti je svaki dan posljednji i jednog dana bit ćeš u pravu.
Tko umre u jesen, za njega nema zime.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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mr murdoc
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Switzerland
14557 Posts

Member since 02/01/2006

Posted - 15/08/2012 : 10:27:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mr murdoc a Private Message  Reply with Quote
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”? Oscar Wilde
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markolar
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Slovenia
3104 Posts

Member since 05/01/2004

Posted - 15/08/2012 : 13:42:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send markolar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ulazi Mujo u kafanu sa puškom:

Ko je imao seks sa mojom Fatom?!?

Sa kraja kafane čuje se glas: NEMAS TI TOLIKO METAKA JARANE!
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selanne
stripovi.com suradnik



Bosnia and Herzegovina
7646 Posts

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Posted - 16/08/2012 : 12:05:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit selanne's Homepage  Send selanne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.index.hr/lajk/poster/6519/najmladji-srpski-kasapin

Malo mu treba zamjeriti ovo sa stripovima...
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember - nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember - everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins! Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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-jeremija-
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Serbia
1611 Posts

Member since 14/08/2012

Posted - 16/08/2012 : 12:08:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send -jeremija- a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pogotovo ono sa Moćnim Rendžerima o.O
Edited by - -jeremija- on 30/02/2014 00:00:15
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panzer
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12609 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 16/08/2012 : 13:40:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.misstravel.com/
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 17/08/2012 : 11:01:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSXIfjpG5KE
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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lwood
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Colombia
47014 Posts

Member since 09/12/2005

Posted - 18/08/2012 : 11:26:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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fikus
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1966 Posts

Member since 02/11/2010

Posted - 18/08/2012 : 11:48:03  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Reply with Quote
Lwood i mladjo zaljubljeni par,
kad se budu vjencali kupit cemo im dar...
always progressive, never conventional!
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Beren
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Montenegro
3793 Posts

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Posted - 18/08/2012 : 12:18:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Beren a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Moja domovina je mene dala ovu koru bijelog hleba, sretne ljude, srecnu mladost, velik komad vedrog neba...
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 21/08/2012 : 15:01:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote





Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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-jeremija-
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Serbia
1611 Posts

Member since 14/08/2012

Posted - 21/08/2012 : 15:33:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send -jeremija- a Private Message  Reply with Quote
-Zašto se Crnogorci masovno useljavaju u Srbiju?
-Idu tamo gde nema posla...
Edited by - -jeremija- on 30/02/2014 00:00:15
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perque
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Serbia
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Posted - 22/08/2012 : 16:10:07  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send perque a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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panzer
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Posted - 23/08/2012 : 09:42:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 29/08/2012 15:11:07
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panzer
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Posted - 23/08/2012 : 09:44:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A COWBOY TOMBSTONE. Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
Edited by - panzer on 23/08/2012 09:44:58
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panzer
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Posted - 23/08/2012 : 09:46:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://now.msn.com/11-wackiest-signs-for-actual-cities
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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