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King Warrior
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Posted - 14/09/2012 : 22:49:24  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Otišao Mujo da polaže vozački ispit, vraća se kući i Haso ga pita:
- Jel jarane, jesi li položio?
- Ne znam dok ne dođu instruktori iz bolnice.
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dr strangelove
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USA
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Posted - 15/09/2012 : 05:40:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lwood




Ingriš levl - đinijs
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 15/09/2012 : 09:31:56  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Poznanstvo na internetu:
- Hi. Were are you from?
- Hi. I'm from Bosnia. And you?
- I'm from Germany.
- Sereš?
- Majke mi!
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 15/09/2012 : 09:42:32  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 15/09/2012 09:47:07
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 15/09/2012 : 09:50:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 15/09/2012 09:53:22
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 15/09/2012 : 09:58:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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-jeremija-
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Serbia
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Posted - 16/09/2012 : 14:57:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send -jeremija- a Private Message  Reply with Quote






Edited by - -jeremija- on 30/02/2014 00:00:15
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 16/09/2012 : 16:44:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by King Warrior

Otišao Mujo da polaže vozački ispit, vraća se kući i Haso ga pita:
- Jel jarane, jesi li položio?
- Ne znam dok ne dođu instruktori iz bolnice.



Izlazi Mujo treći put na vozački ispit i ne položi. Stigne on kući pa se opravdava Fati:

- Naravno da sam pao! Ista soba, ista komisija, ista pitanja...
"Nothing lasts forever."
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panzer
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Posted - 17/09/2012 : 09:54:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 17/09/2012 : 20:59:01  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kapetan Jna zove cigu i kaže mu: "Idi dolje nizbrdo prva kuča uz put je
moja i donesi mi cipele. Samo pazi kod kuče su mi čerka i žena i da ne bi
pomislio na bilo šta"
Cigo na vrata i otvori jih žena: "Poslao me drug kapetan, da vas i čerku
jebem.
Žena: "Ma ne verujem"
Cigo: " Ništa ako ne verujete da provjerimo onda."
Žena: " Ma ne ne treba provjeravati al ipak nisam sigurna."
Cigo: "Da ipak mi provjerimo" i stane na put i vikne prema kasarni
"Kapetane jel jednu il obadve?"
Kapetan:" Ma obadve budalo jedna!"

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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 20/09/2012 : 00:29:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
kako glasi najgora rukometna kletva?

dabogda te Marko Kopljar učio igrati rukomet!
"Nothing lasts forever."
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panzer
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Posted - 21/09/2012 : 09:44:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yTBHCNHaQo&feature=player_embedded#!
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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paro
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Croatia
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Posted - 21/09/2012 : 15:32:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit paro's Homepage  Send paro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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panzer
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Posted - 22/09/2012 : 08:34:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A Unied theory of Superman's Powers (Pdf):

http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=32311.msg300799;topicseen#msg300799
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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panzer
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Posted - 22/09/2012 : 08:38:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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lwood
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Colombia
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Posted - 22/09/2012 : 23:46:41  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 24/09/2012 : 17:39:37  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote










Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 24/09/2012 17:52:45
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Poli
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Slovenia
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Posted - 26/09/2012 : 08:53:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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bosancicigor
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Croatia
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Posted - 26/09/2012 : 13:48:52  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send bosancicigor a Private Message  Reply with Quote

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King Warrior
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Posted - 26/09/2012 : 13:49:36  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send King Warrior a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pita mali mamu:
- "Mama, zasto tata nema kose?"
Mama:
- "Pa puno misli pa mu opala."
Mali:
- "A zasto ti imas puno kose?"
Mama:
- "Zavezi sad i na spavanje."
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 26/09/2012 : 18:25:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
U razredu se govorilo o ženidbi...

Učiteljica: Kakvu ženu bi ti imao najrađe, Joža ?

Joža: Takvu kakav je mjesec.


Učiteljica: O, kakav izbor ...
da je tako lijepa i hladna kao mjesec ?


Joža: NE ! Želim, da bi došla navečer i nestala ujutro


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NESVRSTANI
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/09/2012 : 01:02:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send NESVRSTANI a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Možda je ovo za topic "otišli smo u PM" al ovo je ludilo.
Slike su genijalne.

http://www.jutarnji.hr/tucnjava-na-trgu-bana-jelacica/1056277/
Doli sve stranke!!!
Živili naši dušmani!!!
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Darth Ivan
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Croatia
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Posted - 27/09/2012 : 01:08:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Darth Ivan a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bosancicigor






e di si ovo pronašao
"Nothing lasts forever."
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Posted - 27/09/2012 : 01:48:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Samo u Srbiji :
- Kilogram hleba tezi 740 grama.
- Pancevacki most je u Beogradu.
- Svaka musterija u frizerskom salonu je: "Komsija".
- Najtrazenija frizura je: "Kao i prosli put".
- Najpoznatije ime za konobara je: "Izvini".
- Postoji proslo vreme u buducnosti: "Jeb'o sam ti mamu kad te uhvatim".
- Necu se u 90% slucajeva kaze: " 'ocu boli me kurac".
-Spomenik knezu koji svi zovu: ,,Kod konja"
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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nemanja93
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Serbia
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Posted - 27/09/2012 : 20:08:58  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send nemanja93 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nisi se okrenula, zato nisi videla
igrale su sene.
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