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panzer
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12609 Posts

Member since 18/05/2005

Posted - 30/11/2012 : 12:05:47  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send panzer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EkMHnS3Gck
Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin kein Tier, ich bin ein Panzer-Grenadier!
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Shiva314
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Croatia
336 Posts

Member since 16/07/2004

Posted - 30/11/2012 : 14:07:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Shiva314 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Osobno nemam problema sa irskim ženama i njemačkim vinom (posebno iz okolice Mainza)
Ostalo je hm. Fuck!
quote:
Originally posted by panzer

Šta želimo od EU?
1. Švajcarske plate.
2. Luxemburške poreze
3. Njemačke automobile
4. Britanske kuče
5. Španjolske žene
6. Francusko vino
7. Italijansku kuhinju
8. Belgijsko pivo
9. Austrijske planine
10.Dansku vladu

Šta čemo dobiti?
1. Češke plate
2. Švedske poreze
3. Španjolske automobile
4. Grčke kuče
5. Irske žene
6. Njemačko vino
7. Britansku kuhinju
8. Francusku pivo
9. Holandske planine
10.Italijansku vladu
I am the Lord of all Evil...but you can call me Cookie
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cat claw
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5836 Posts

Member since 06/10/2007

Posted - 30/11/2012 : 15:39:49  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send cat claw a Private Message  Reply with Quote
srBska verzija

1. neredovne plate
2. nikakve poreze
3. polovne automobile
4. trosne kuče
5. nervozne žene
6. krsteno vino
7. narodnu kuhinju
8. odvratno pivo
9. nedostupne planine
10.lopovsku vladu
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KRAS
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Slovenia
7774 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 30/11/2012 : 17:54:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bosancicigor








Iranke su inače vrlo emancipovane- u iranu je muskarac u podređenom položaju..ova strasila dole su vjerovatno iz saudijske arabije-al tamo ženama nem amjesta u vojsci nit na za volanom...

sori zbog skretanja s teme, al glup mi je americki humor..šta oni znaju...
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KRAS
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Slovenia
7774 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 30/11/2012 : 17:57:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Tata, tata jesu li komunisti stvarno bili crveni...?

Zlatni sine, ZLATNI...
Edited by - KRAS on 30/11/2012 17:58:55
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KRAS
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Slovenia
7774 Posts

Member since 18/05/2003

Posted - 30/11/2012 : 18:34:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send KRAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Poli
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Slovenia
37791 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 30/11/2012 : 19:28:23  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote

E, konacno i nesto "pametno" od tebe, ovaj je aktualan. ;)
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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Mali_Mate
stripovi.com suradnik



Croatia
2065 Posts

Member since 18/03/2006

Posted - 01/12/2012 : 01:26:42  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Mali_Mate's Homepage  Send Mali_Mate a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://matanovogumno.blogspot.com
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 02/12/2012 : 19:47:39  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bolesnik leži na operacijskom stolu i anesteziolog ga upita:

- Želite li anesteziju koju osigurava HZZO ili plaćate sami?

- Ovu preko HZZO-a, molim lijepo!

- Dobro: Ni-na, na-na, moje zlato spavaaa...
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 02/12/2012 : 23:42:59  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 02/12/2012 23:44:55
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 02/12/2012 : 23:46:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 02/12/2012 23:57:03
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solar
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Croatia
21432 Posts

Member since 16/03/2004

Posted - 03/12/2012 : 01:05:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send solar a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Poli







Ovo mi je genijalno!
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perque
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Serbia
724 Posts

Member since 28/09/2009

Posted - 03/12/2012 : 17:07:04  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send perque a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Srbbit

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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 04/12/2012 : 00:49:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Tutta
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Germany
32400 Posts

Member since 19/02/2010

Posted - 04/12/2012 : 01:36:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tutta a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ovo je dobro za one koji mozda tamo odu,ono kao turist.
+IN HOC SIGNO VINCES+
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 04/12/2012 : 10:12:50  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 04/12/2012 : 15:32:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Došla kumica u Zagreb i nije imala nofce za gradski autobus i pita vozača:
-"Gozpon šofer, moren van platiti kartu z jednin jajcem ?"
-"Ma može, ulazite više ..."- odbrusi vozač.
Drugi dan isto tak:
-"Gozpon šofer, moren van platiti kartu z jednin jajcem ?"
Opet će vozač: "Ma hajde bako, upadaj, možeee.."
Nakon petog dana vozaču puna kapa jaja i veli kumici:
-"Baka, dosta je tih jaja, nemojte ih više nositi !"
Drugo jutro ukaže se kumica sa živom kokoši i veli vozaču:
-"Gozpon šofer, sam van donesla mesečnu kartu!"



Nešto o ženama, a što niste moguće znali...
Ako žena hoda spuštene glave - ona ima ljubavnika.
Ako žena hoda gordo podignute glave - ona ima ljubavnika.
Ako žena drži svoju glavu pravo - ona ima ljubavnika.
U stvari ... ako žena uopće ima glavu - ona ima ljubavnika ...



Muž i žena spavaju, kad u neko doba noći ženu probudi stravična buka.
(sva zbunjena) - Jebemti, to mora da se moj muž vraća !
-Ovaj (sav u bunilu) se digne iz kreveta i skoči kroz prozor.
Poslije par minuta vraća se sav izgreban pa će ženi:
-Pizda ti materina, pa ja sam ti muž !
-Pizda tebi materina, što si onda bježao !



Kako se PAMETNA žena štiti od SVINJSKE gripe ?
RAZVEDE se od KRMKA, i konzumira samo PILETINU !


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Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

Member since 05/05/2008

Posted - 04/12/2012 : 16:41:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.vecernji.hr/vijesti/doktorove-zapovijedi-cekaonica-je-za-cekanje-a-ne-druzenje-clanak-444217
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
Edited by - Risar_69 on 04/12/2012 16:41:37
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acestroke
stripovi.com suradnik



USA
11652 Posts

Member since 16/04/2009

Posted - 04/12/2012 : 18:18:54  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit acestroke's Homepage  Send acestroke a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Muž i žena spavaju, kad u neko doba noći ženu probudi stravična buka.
(sva zbunjena) - Jebemti, to mora da se moj muž vraća !
-Ovaj (sav u bunilu) se digne iz kreveta i skoči kroz prozor.
Poslije par minuta vraća se sav izgreban pa će ženi:
-Pizda ti materina, pa ja sam ti muž !
-Pizda tebi materina, što si onda bježao !
http://www.acestroke.blogspot.com
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 05/12/2012 : 21:09:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zbog preskupih slovenskih vinjeta,
Europska komisija je donijela odluku da se napravi rotor oko Slovenije.
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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

Member since 03/11/2004

Posted - 06/12/2012 : 12:03:30  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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split85
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Croatia
8233 Posts

Member since 25/01/2010

Posted - 06/12/2012 : 12:29:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorare pozivnica: https://sorare.com/r/sreja1985
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milandj3
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Serbia
614 Posts

Member since 17/08/2006

Posted - 06/12/2012 : 18:59:10  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit milandj3's Homepage  Send milandj3 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Došo ciga u školu da vidi kako mu junior uči. Priča učitelj: Evo vidite, vaš sin ima: matematika kec, srpski kec, OTO kec...
Ciga: E to što je ot'o, to ima i da vrati!
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Poli
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Slovenia
37791 Posts

Member since 26/10/2007

Posted - 06/12/2012 : 21:48:43  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Poli a Private Message  Reply with Quote


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero. " The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, " If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want." Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, " Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Anything is possible dec d uej
Be the Change You Want to See
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 07/12/2012 : 00:36:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Došla debela baba kod ginekologa na pregled. Doca je zamoli da se skine gola i da legne na sto da počne sa pregledom. Baba ga posluša i leže gola na sto.
No, doca, umesto da je pregleda, poče da kruži oko nje i upitljivo gleda u svaki deo tela.
Nakon par krugova, baba ga upita:

-izvinite, hoćete li konačno da počnete sa tim pregledom?
-oh, svakako, svakako...-odgovori doktor-...samo...hmm...ako biste ljubazni da prnete, da mogu da se orijentišem...
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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