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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 07/12/2012 : 15:21:02  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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split85
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/12/2012 : 08:42:06  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Narkomani,jedini koji se raduju paketićima više od djece !
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split85
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/12/2012 : 08:43:35  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit split85's Homepage  Send split85 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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swamp thing
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Posted - 09/12/2012 : 12:00:22  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send swamp thing a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 09/12/2012 : 23:03:00  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Sjedim u miru na wc-u i obavljam 'posao',
kad zacujem pitanje iz susjednog wc-a:
'Hej, kako si?'

Nisam bas tip koji razgovara u muskom wc-u i ne znam sto mi bi da sam odgovorio :
'Odlicno sam!'

Uslijedilo je slijedece pitanje:
'Sta radis?'

Kakvo li je to pitanje? U trenutku mi je bilo dosta cudnih pitanja pa sam odgovorio:
'Dakle, mislim da radim isto sto i ti...'

Pokusao sam se pozuriti, kad zacuh slijedece pitanje:
'Mogu li doci k tebi?'

OK, ovo pitanje mi je precudno, ali pokusao sam ostati ljubazan. Stoga sam odgovorio slijdece:
'Ne, trenutno sam stvarno zauzet!'

Zatim ga cuh kako rece:
'Cuj me, nazvat cu te ponovo malo kasnije. Neki idiot sjedi pored mene i odgovara na moja pitanja. '

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mladjo
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Croatia
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Posted - 09/12/2012 : 23:19:38  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69




...lik poznatiji kao DRAGEC PEH
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 09/12/2012 : 23:20:28  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote




Ovdje se može pratiti svaki dan
http://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2012/12/09


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Risar_69
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Slovenia
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Posted - 10/12/2012 : 12:04:51  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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hrvoje23
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/12/2012 : 14:47:12  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send hrvoje23 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zaustavi prometni policajac plavušu :'Molim Vas vozačku i prometnu!'
Otvori, a u vozačkoj plastična žličica.
'Što je ovo!??'
Plavuša:'To je za Vas. Za kavicu!'
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mladjo
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Croatia
20013 Posts

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Posted - 10/12/2012 : 15:05:34  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send mladjo a Private Message  Reply with Quote
COUNT ZERO INTERRUPT
an interrupt of a process decrements a counter to zero
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lwood
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Colombia
47014 Posts

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Posted - 10/12/2012 : 19:12:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send lwood a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by split85
depresivni iskompleksirani primitivac i nadrkana budala kojeg financira stari i koji sa skoro 50 godina nema ni žene ni posla.Pa naravno da je ljut na sve, a narocito na one koji su uspješni.
Jbga Lwoode nisam ti ja kriv kaj nisi uspio u životu
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

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Posted - 10/12/2012 : 19:22:53  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kaže djevojka dečku:
'Puno sam slušala o tome kakav si u krevetu.'
'Ma daj, nije to ništa posebno.'
'Da, tako sam i čula.'



Što muškarca i ženu najčvršće veže u braku?
Hipoteka!



Uhvatio Mujo zlatnu ribicu.
Kaže on njoj:
'Kupi mi novi Audi!'
'Hoćeš na kredit ili na lizing', pita ribica.
A Mujo će: 'A hoćeš ti na ulje ili na mast?'



Dvojica pijanaca razgovaraju za šankom:
'Kako reagira tvoja žena kad joj pijan dođeš kući?'
'Nisam oženjen!'
'Pa zašto onda piješ?'



Pita učiteljica Pericu:
'Je li ti tata još uvijek pomaže s domaćom zadaćom?'
'Ne više. Ona zadnja jedinica ga je totalno slomila!'



Vaše ime?
Ivan Horvat.
Godina rođenja?
1966.
Bračno stanje?
Nepodnošljivo!



'Mujo, razgovaraš li ti ikada sa ženom tijekom seksa?'
'Pa čuj, ponekad, ako mi je mobitel baš pri ruci!'



Pita Perica mamu:
'Mama, je l' ti tata kupio tu haljinu?'
'Nije, sine, da sam čekala tvog tatu, ni tebe ne bih imala.'



Igra Mujo poker s prijateljima u sobi, pa nakon nekog vremena vikne:
'Fatooo, kuhaj kavu, dobio sam te natrag!'




Što je noć vještica?
Isto što i dan žena, samo po mraku.


Ulazi hipohondar kod doktora, a doktor mu kaže:
'Dobar dan, dugo vas nisam vidio!'
'Znam, bio sam nešto bolestan...'



Seksaju se Mujo i Fata tri sata, ali nikako da dožive orgazam.
Legne Mujo sa strane, zapali cigaretu, uzdahne i kaže:
'Što je, Fato, ni ti se nikog ne možeš sjetiti?'



Gleda žena emisiju o kuhanju, ulazi muž i začuđeno je pita:
'Što to gledaš kad nemaš pojma o kuhanju?'
A ona će: 'Pa i ti redovno gledaš porniće!'



'Ne mogu vjerovati da si se mogla udati za takvog starca!'
'Draga moja, kad uzimaš novce, ne gledaš koje godine su štampani.'


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Stari borac
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Croatia
505 Posts

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Posted - 10/12/2012 : 21:32:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 10/12/2012 : 22:55:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stari borac
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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Stari borac
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Croatia
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Posted - 10/12/2012 : 23:06:45  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Stari borac a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

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Posted - 11/12/2012 : 00:45:21  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kad pocneš crtati, uvek moraš imati na kraju olovke, srce, ruku i misli!
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Tutta
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Germany
32400 Posts

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Posted - 11/12/2012 : 00:57:17  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Tutta a Private Message  Reply with Quote
+IN HOC SIGNO VINCES+
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Risar_69
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Slovenia
11679 Posts

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Posted - 11/12/2012 : 01:09:08  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Risar_69 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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dr strangelove
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USA
8866 Posts

Member since 26/12/2007

Posted - 11/12/2012 : 09:54:25  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit dr strangelove's Homepage  Send dr strangelove a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Čitam novine kad:
It would not be difficult, Mein Führer. Nuclear reactors could - heh, I'm sorry, Mr. President - nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely.
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Dr. Zistis
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5357 Posts

Member since 06/10/2011

Posted - 11/12/2012 : 21:06:48  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send Dr. Zistis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Risar_69

Kaže djevojka dečku:
'Puno sam slušala o tome kakav si u krevetu.'
'Ma daj, nije to ništa posebno.'
'Da, tako sam i čula.'



Što muškarca i ženu najčvršće veže u braku?
Hipoteka!



Uhvatio Mujo zlatnu ribicu.
Kaže on njoj:
'Kupi mi novi Audi!'
'Hoćeš na kredit ili na lizing', pita ribica.
A Mujo će: 'A hoćeš ti na ulje ili na mast?'



Dvojica pijanaca razgovaraju za šankom:
'Kako reagira tvoja žena kad joj pijan dođeš kući?'
'Nisam oženjen!'
'Pa zašto onda piješ?'



Pita učiteljica Pericu:
'Je li ti tata još uvijek pomaže s domaćom zadaćom?'
'Ne više. Ona zadnja jedinica ga je totalno slomila!'



Vaše ime?
Ivan Horvat.
Godina rođenja?
1966.
Bračno stanje?
Nepodnošljivo!



'Mujo, razgovaraš li ti ikada sa ženom tijekom seksa?'
'Pa čuj, ponekad, ako mi je mobitel baš pri ruci!'



Pita Perica mamu:
'Mama, je l' ti tata kupio tu haljinu?'
'Nije, sine, da sam čekala tvog tatu, ni tebe ne bih imala.'



Igra Mujo poker s prijateljima u sobi, pa nakon nekog vremena vikne:
'Fatooo, kuhaj kavu, dobio sam te natrag!'




Što je noć vještica?
Isto što i dan žena, samo po mraku.


Ulazi hipohondar kod doktora, a doktor mu kaže:
'Dobar dan, dugo vas nisam vidio!'
'Znam, bio sam nešto bolestan...'



Seksaju se Mujo i Fata tri sata, ali nikako da dožive orgazam.
Legne Mujo sa strane, zapali cigaretu, uzdahne i kaže:
'Što je, Fato, ni ti se nikog ne možeš sjetiti?'



Gleda žena emisiju o kuhanju, ulazi muž i začuđeno je pita:
'Što to gledaš kad nemaš pojma o kuhanju?'
A ona će: 'Pa i ti redovno gledaš porniće!'



'Ne mogu vjerovati da si se mogla udati za takvog starca!'
'Draga moja, kad uzimaš novce, ne gledaš koje godine su štampani.'


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LUD SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
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Just_Charlie
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8577 Posts

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Posted - 12/12/2012 : 00:56:31  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Visit Just_Charlie's Homepage  Send Just_Charlie a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer - oh wait ... he does.
~ Prvo suputnik onda put ~
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kitaric
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Serbia
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Posted - 12/12/2012 : 22:11:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send kitaric a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 13/12/2012 : 03:16:20  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Rambo vs Exterminator
Batman vs Dracula
Pac Man vs Super Mario
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
Edited by - PijaniPatak on 13/12/2012 13:33:29
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cat claw
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Posted - 13/12/2012 : 07:40:46  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send cat claw a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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PijaniPatak
stripovi.com suradnik



Germany
10035 Posts

Member since 20/02/2010

Posted - 13/12/2012 : 13:27:29  Show Profile Show Extended Profile  Send PijaniPatak a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DNEVNIK CITANJA:
Etika junaštva i deklišeizirani koreni u “Zagor prica...”
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